| (The camera pans out to a school building with a sign stating "Mushroom Kingdom High" written on the front. It then scrolls over to the bottom right corner to reveal SMG4 rolling in on a fork lift carrying several people in a bin, except for Wario, who's riding on top. Offscreen, SMG4 throws Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Wario, Toad, and Fishy Boopkins at the staircase entrance to the building. The camera then cuts to Mario.)
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| Mario:
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Sound Effect
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Wah! No! *Grunts* *Random Italian gibberish*
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| Line
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WHAT?! School? You said we were going to Disney World!!!
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| SMG4:
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Line
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*Sigh"... I've been reading my comments, and... everyone says you guys are all stupid... like, really stupid.
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| (Cuts back to Mario and zooms in on him making his cross-eyed expression.)
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| Mario:
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Sound Effect
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Pingas!
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| (Cuts back to SMG4.)
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| SMG4:
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Line
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So that's why I'm sending you all to school so you can become smart!
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| (Cuts up to the school bell at the top of the top of the building.)
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| Bell:
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Sound Effect
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F*cking ring, ring, ring! HEY, IT'S SCHOOL BIIIIITCH!
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| (Cuts back to SMG4.)
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| SMG4:
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Sound Effect
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Time to go to school! (Gets in his forklift.) Bye, bitch!
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| (The camera cuts to the entire group, with SMG4 driving away off-screen. The forklift makes beeping noises at it moves away.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
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Wow, this is just like the school anime!
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| English class:
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| Mace Windu:
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Sound Effect
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WELCOME! TO DA ENGLISH MOTHERF**KER
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| Luigi:
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Sound Effect
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Oh... ok.
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| (Windu reads go the f**k to sleep.)
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| Mace windu:
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Sound Effect
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The cats have nestled close to their kittens. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. The windows are dark an-
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| (Mario is asleep.)
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| Mace windu:
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Sound Effect
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SHUT THE F**K UP MAN!
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| Mario:
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(panicked scream)
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| Mace windu:
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Sound Effect
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Anyone who disrupts the class is subject to disciplinary action.
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| Mario:
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Sound Effect
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BITCH, DO IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?
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| (Mario gets kicked out of the window.)
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| Mace windu:
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Sound Effect
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MMM-MMM!
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| Bowser:
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Sound Effect
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Pow! Ha-ha!
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| Wario:
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Sound Effect
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Good shot!
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
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Hey, stop that!
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| Mace windu:
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Sound Effect
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HEY, SHUT UP!
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
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But, they... ok.
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| (Boopkins gets bullied.)
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| Peach:
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Sound Effect
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Oh no! Mario! Oh no.
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| Line
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Oh no! That poor fish! Mario, do something.
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| (Mario, Bowser, and Wario all shoot spitballs at Fishy Boopkins. Mario gets kicked out of the window, again.)
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| Science class:
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| Kamek:
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Sound Effect
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*Random gibberish*
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| Line
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Okay class, now all you do is add the baking soda.
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| (Kamek adds the baking soda to the volcano.)
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| (Daisy adds baking soda to her and Peach's volcano.)
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| Daisy:
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Sound Effect
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Money money money money money money
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| Peach:
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Sound Effect
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Houhoo! Oh Yeah!
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| Luigi:
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Sound Effect
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Ohhhhhhh, noooo!
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| (Luigi adds a little baking soda to his volcano and it starts to rumble.)
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| Luigi:
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Sound Effect
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Wah! Ohhhhh! Incoming!
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| (Luigi hides in the closet and the volcano only has a tiny explosion.)
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| Mario:
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Sound Effect
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Hmmmmmmm.
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| (Mario shoves the baking soda box into his volcano and gives a thumbs up.)
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| Mario:
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Nice!
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| (Toad is sleeping during the class as Bowser hovers over and sprinkles baking soda into his mouth.)
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| Bowser:
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*Peter Griffin Laugh*
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| Wario:
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Sound Effect
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Wahahaha!
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| (Wario sniffs the baking soda and has a hallucination of himself on Rainbow Road.)
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| Wario:
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Sound Effect
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODDDD!
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| Wario:
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Sound Effect
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I'm Superman! I believe I could fly!
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| (Meanwhile, Fishy Boopkins is sprinkling baking soda in his volcano, and it doesn't do anything.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
|
Wh-Why isn't it working? Maybe I need more baking soda!
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| (Sprinkles in more baking soda, the camera then zooms out to reveal that Boopkins used a massive amount of boxes full of it.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
|
Ah, that should be enough baking soda! Now it'll finally work! Oh man this is gonna be-
|
| (The volcano explodes and launches Boopkins out of the school.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
|
(screaming) My nuts!
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| History class:
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| Benjamin Franklin:
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Voice-Over
|
Yarn was invented in 1984 by Stanley Yarn. Back then it wasn't called yarn. It was called ca-
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| (Benjamin finds that the students have gotten bored that they ended up replacing themselves with decoys to leave.)
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| Benjamin Franklin:
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Voice-Over
|
Aww what the f-f-f-fart?
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| Bell:
|
Sound Effect
|
F*cking ring, ring, ring! It's time for recess, you little scrubs.
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| Recess period:
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| Mario:
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Sound Effect
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*Sings his version of the Ground Theme*
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| Mario:
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Haha! *Italian gibberish* Let's go!
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| Line
|
Ahh...time for a well deserved break..
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| (Mario opens his locker, as piles of spaghetti dump out. He then swims in it.)
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| Toad:
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Sound Effect
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Why won't somebody end my life? I wanna die...
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| (Bowser slides in front of Peach and Daisy, attempting to woo them.)
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| Bowser:
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Sound Effect
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Hey! How you doin'?
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| (Peach kicks Bowser right in his groin, as he then falls down and screams in pain. Meanwhile, Fishy Boopkins brings out his two body pillows.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
|
*Humming* How was class girls? Oh, that's good Nozomi! No, I wasn't staring at her, Sakura.
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| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
What the f*******ck? Mama mia...
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| (Bowser sneaks up behind him and gives Luigi a wedgie.)
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| Bowser:
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Sound Effect
|
*Bowser laugh*
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| Line
|
WEDGIE!
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| (He and Wario laugh, before Daisy promptly slaps him.)
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| Daisy:
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Sound Effect
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Hey, Come on!
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| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
Owwwww!
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| Daisy:
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Sound Effect
|
Hey! Aww, Brutal!
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| Line
|
You guys are horrible! Stop it!
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| Daisy:
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Sound Effect
|
Aw, man!
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| Line
|
Or else i'll kick them bowser nuts.
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| Luigi:
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Sound Effect
|
Ohhhhhh...
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| Bowser:
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Sound Effect
|
*Bowser growl*
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| Line
|
You better watch yourself, punk.
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| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Hey, hey, hey! You leave my friend alone!
|
| (Bowser grabs Boopkins and shoves him into a locker as the latter starts to yell.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
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Voice-Over
|
Ohh... Okay, I'm sorry. Huh. You too, huh?
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| Cooking class:
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| Walter White:
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Line
|
and that's how you bake a cake! Now you try!
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| (Peach mixes a bunch of random items and makes a cake.)
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| Peach:
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Sound Effect
|
Lalalalalala! I did it!
|
| (Wario looks over his cake mix, which is a Muk.)
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| Muk:
|
Sound Effect
|
KIIIIIIILLLLLLL MEEEEEEEE
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| Wario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yeah! Ima gonna win!
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| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
Hahahaha!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Hmm?
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| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yo man, what's up? Yay! Party!
|
| (Boopkins bakes his cake, as is soon catches on fire, but he is oblivious to that.)
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| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Sugar! Oh, Honey Honey! Ayy! *continues to sing Sugar Sugar*
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| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Bowser Laugh*
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| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Ohh... Oh-No!
|
| Line
|
oh man...everyone else's cake is amazing...
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| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
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*Luigi Laugh* Go Weegee! YOOOOLOOOOOO!
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| Line
|
But I will still try my hardest!
|
| (Luigi adds a bunch of ingredients, including Toad, and tosses them into an oven. He then bakes the cake.)
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| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
I did it! Luigi! Luigi!
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| (Opens the oven, and Toad smacks him.)
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| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
BITCH!
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| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
OOH OOH OOH OOH! A f**kin' masterpiece!
|
| (Reveals that he is on his laptop and orders a pre-made cake. A Piranha Plant then lands next to him.)
|
| Piranha Plant:
|
Sound Effect
|
I'm a piranha, I'm from the Amazon.
|
| (Gives Mario the package.)
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| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yeah! Ha Ha Ha!
|
| (Mario reveals his cake and shows it to Walter White.)
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| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yee Haw! Hey, you like?
|
| (Walter White hits Mario.)
|
| Math class:
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| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
No, God! Noooooooooooooooooo-
|
| (Runs away from the math class.)
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| Toadsworth:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Chuckling* Ho Ho!
|
| Line
|
allright then. Class, today we will be doing some basic math questions!
|
| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I can do this! I can do this! Don't tell me!
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| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Roaring and laughing*
|
| Line
|
pfft, Im a math genius! I use it everyday! Even last night!
|
| (Cutaway featuring Bowser on his computer.)
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| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
One nipple, a-a-a-a! Two nipples, a-a-a! Three nipp- Oh hell no, I'm outta here.
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| Toadsworth:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Laughing* A-ho! Here! Hi, ho!
|
| Line
|
Okay so starting with this, we have to add these two numbers...
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| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Okay! Hahaha! Imma got it!
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| Toadsworth:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Gibberish* A-ho! Here!
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| Line
|
and then you simply sove for x. Everyone with me so far?
|
| (Shows a complex problem, to the point of Luigi becoming bewildered by it.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
What?
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Oh! I know! I know! The answer is 14!
|
| (Gets attacked by Toadsworth.)
|
| Toadsworth:
|
Sound Effect
|
No you dumb shit!
|
| Gym class:
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| Scorpion:
|
Sound Effect
|
Fight!
|
| (Bowser throws many dodgeballs at Luigi as the latter dodges them while helplessly screaming.)
|
| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
I'm gonna rape your-
|
| (Gets hit by a dodgeball and flies around the room. Meanwhile, Peach weakly tosses her own dodgeball.)
|
| Peach:
|
Sound Effect
|
I'm ready! Yah! Oh, yay for me!
|
| (Gets hit by Toad. Mario meanwhile, dodges several balls, before opening his mouth and inhaling even more balls.)
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Luigi!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Huh? *Laughing* Go Weegee! Here we Goooooo!
|
| (Fires the many dodgeballs at Wario and Daisy.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
That's-a pretty good!
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
Gotcha, bitch!
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Oh no, Luigi! I'll save you!
|
| (Jumps in slow motion, but misses, as Bowser's dodgeball then hits Luigi.)
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
I did it! Yay!
|
| Bell:
|
Sound Effect
|
F*cking ring, ring, ring! It's time for lunch, you filthy scrubs.
|
| Lunch period:
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| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Hoo hoo! Hello! Have you got any spaghetti?
|
| Zangief:
|
Sound Effect
|
Gah!
|
| (Pours Mario some Muk for lunch.)
|
| Muk:
|
Sound Effect
|
KIIIIIIILLLLLLL MEEEEEEEE
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
MAMA F**KER
|
| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
What's this icky paint-like goop? It's moving-
|
| (Toad's Muk attacks him.)
|
| Toad:
|
Sound Effect
|
Ah! Jesus Christ! *continues screaming*
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh... Mama Mia...
|
| Line
|
Imma kill SMG4 when we go back home...
|
| (Luigi sits at Mario and friends' table.)
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Growling*
|
| Line
|
Hey bub, I was going to sit there. >:(
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh, sorry...
|
| Peach:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh! Oh no. Oh, ho ho!
|
| Line
|
Go away, Bowser. You tubby! Go bully someone else!
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
Tubby? *Growling*
|
| Line
|
GRRR...This isn't over, Luigi!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh no!
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Here comes the plane, Midoka! *airplane noises* Eat the food!
|
| (Daisy awkwardly moves away from Boopkins.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Ohhh!
|
| (Mario eats his Muk.)
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Growling and Laughing*
|
| Line
|
Psst...Hey watch this.
|
| (Tosses an apple at Luigi.)
|
| Peach:
|
Sound Effect
|
Luigi! Ahh!
|
| Line
|
LUIGI, WATCH OUT!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Wah!
|
| (Ducks and the apple instead hits one of Boopkin's body pillows.)
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
No! D'oh, what?! Midoka! Are you okay?! Nooooo!
|
| (Luigi looks over sympathetic for Boopkins, before angrily glancing at Bowser.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
You sons of a bitches!
|
| (Tosses a milk carton at Bowser, and it hits him square in the face, launching him into a corner.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh, shit!
|
| (Finally having the last straw, Bowser gets up and confronts Luigi.)
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Growling*
|
| Line
|
After school. Behind the gym. Meet me there or else....
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Daaaamn!
|
| Language/Italian class:
|
| Daisy:
|
Sound Effect
|
Aw, man.
|
| Line
|
buon- ...buon gioourno???
|
| Ezio:
|
Sound Effect
|
Bap! You suck!
|
| Wario:
|
Sound Effect
|
That's-a nice-a dog-a...
|
| Ezio:
|
Sound Effect
|
Bap!
|
| (Mario and Luigi both speak perfect Italian language.)
|
| Ezio:
|
Sound Effect
|
Great!
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Babbada Boopy! Bibbity Babbada Babbada Boopkins!
|
| Ezio:
|
Sound Effect
|
I want to die.
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yeah...
|
| Ezio:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh my f**kin' god.
|
| Art class:
|
| Wario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yeah! Beautiful!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Agichegoche! *Chuckles*
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Laughing*
|
| (Places a "Insert foot here" note on the back of Toad's head.)
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Hey! Lookit, ta-da! Yay, woohoo!
|
| Peach:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh no! Aw no...
|
| Line
|
...hey...Where'd our glue go?
|
| (Camera pans over to Mario, revealing that he is eating their glue.)
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
NOM NOM NOM. Yummy!
|
| Bell:
|
Sound Effect
|
F*cking ring, ring, ring! Time to go home, you stupid normies.
|
| After school:
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh, yeah!
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Laughing*
|
| Line
|
Don't forget our little meeting, Luigi.
|
| (Boopkins is about to leave, when he finds Luigi under a desk scared.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
*Crying and Sobbing*
|
| Line
|
...gonna get beaten up. Don't want to fight... :(
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Oh, it's okay, Luigi, you don't have to go. No one will mind...
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Ohh... *sobbing* no!
|
| Line
|
But...people are expecting a fight...
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yippee! Let's go!
|
| Line
|
You're godamn right!
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Luigi, don't worry you're part of the Mario Brothers! You've fought Bowser many times, and always beaten him!
|
| (Luigi regains his confidence and stops hiding under the table.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yah! *Gibberish* Yahoo! *More gibberish*
|
| Line
|
I won't let Bowser push me around anymore! I can do this! Isn't that right, Mario?!
|
| Mario:
|
Sound Effect
|
NOM NOM NOM. Hmm? Ooooooh, very scary.
|
| Line
|
ooooh. This is super glue.
|
| (Collapses after eating said glue.)
|
| The fight; Luigi vs. Bowser:
|
| (Now behind the school grounds, Luigi and Bowser are facing off against each other as everyone else gets ready to watch. Wario also places a bet with Toad. Bowser starts the fight by breathing fire at Luigi, but the latter dodges and runs.)
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Wah! Aaaaaaaaa!
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Luigi you can do it! I believe in youuuuuuu!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Oh yeah! Itsa Luigi time! Whaaaaaa!
|
| (Luigi gains more confidence and starts to fight back at Bowser by using his jab attack.)
|
| Bowser:
|
Sound Effect
|
Holy shito!
|
| (Bowser runs away from Luigi until he gets cornered by a truck. Luigi then lands a blow on him, and defeats Bowser, as everyone, apart from Wario cheer for him.)
|
| Fishy Boopkins:
|
Voice-Over
|
Luigi! You did it!
|
| Wario:
|
Sound Effect
|
Ahh, I lost!
|
| Luigi:
|
Sound Effect
|
Hahaha! Imma got it! Oh yeah, alright!
|
| (SMG4 arrives at the school to pick up the characters.)
|
| SMG4:
|
Sound Effect
|
Yeah! Ha-ha! Yeah!
|
| Line
|
...woo...Hooray! Who wants to go to school tomorrow!? :D
|
| (Everyone angrily glances at SMG4.)
|
| SMG4:
|
Sound Effect
|
Woooooooo! Woo... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *yelling* Woo!
|
| (SMG4 hops into his forklift.)
|
| SMG4:
|
Sound Effect
|
Get f**ked bitches! Laterrrrrr!
|
| Everyone except SMG4:
|
Sound Effect
|
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
|
| (Everyone charges at the pitchfork, and it explodes.)
|
