SMG4: High School Mario

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SMG4: High School Mario
7
Air date	July 29, 2017
Idea by	Unknown
Directed by	SuperMarioGlitchy4
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High School Mario is a blooper made by SMG4.

Synopsis

Pack your bags cause it's time to go school. Follow Mario and the gang as they are forced to take classes cause they're pretty damn stupid.

Plot

The episode begins at the front of Mushroom Kingdom High School. SMG4 drives up in a forklift, carrying Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach Toadstool, Daisy, Bowser, Wario, and Fishy Boopkins in tow. He dumps them all at the school entrance, with Mario complaining how he thought they were going to Disney World. SMG4 tells them all that he is sending them back to school after reading comments from fans saying that all of the characters are too stupid. Mario retorts by saying "Pingas". As the school bell rings for classes to begin, SMG4 leaves them behind as he drives off saying "Bye,b*tch", while Fishy points out how the whole premise reminds him of high school anime. The blooper then separates the classes into multiple segments.

• English Class

The class begins with the English teacher, Mace Windu, reading Go the F**k to Sleep to the students. While some of them try to pay attention, Mario falls asleep and snores loudly, causing Mace to reprimand him. When Mario continues to be disrespectful, he eventually gets thrown out the window. As class proceeds, Wario and Bowser start to pick on Fishy Boopkins by throwing wads of paper at him. He loudly tells them to cut it out. However, the two bullies play innocent when Mace looks at them, and Fishy gets scolded instead. Wario and Bowser return to harassing him once Mace continues reading, when Mario returns in a near unconscious state. Peach begs Mario to do something about it. However, he decides to join the bullies in their harassment instead, prompting Mace to throw him out the window a second time.

• Science

In Science Class, Kamek teaches the students how to set off a volcano experiment, instructing each of them to add baking soda. Peach and Daisy manage to successfully complete the experiment, but some of the other students have trouble. Luigi adds a small amount of baking soda to his volcano, but he panics and runs of when he worries it might explode (although it only manages to bubble a little). Mario just shoves the entire box of baking soda into his volcano and calls it a success. Bowser ignores the experiment all together and instead pranks Toad by sprinkling baking soda over his nose while he's sleeping. Wario inhales his baking soda through his nose and starts hallucinating from the effects. Fishy Boopkins adds his baking soda, but his volcano refuses to erupt. He decides to add a ton of baking soda to the mixture, causing the classroom to explode. This throws Fishy out of the school and he lands on his genitals.

• History

In History Class, Benjamin Franklin tries to teach the students about the history of yarn. However, they get bored with the subject pretty quickly and sneak out of the classroom, leaving behind decoys in their place. Benjamin then says "Aww What the f-fart?"

• Recess

As the bell rings for recess, the students step out into the hallway to take a break. Mario opens up his locker full of spaghetti and starts to swim around in it. Bowser tries to flirt with Peach, only for the princess to kick him in the groin, which results in a relatable reaction. Fishy opens up his locker and starts to chat with some of his body pillows, which slightly perturbs Luigi. Suddenly, Bowser sneaks up behind the green plumber and gives him a wedgie. As he and Wario start to mock Luigi's pain, Daisy confronts them and then kicks Bowser, she then threatens to kick Bowser's balls if they don't stop. After the girls leave, Bowser warns Luigi to watch his back. Fishy tries to stand up for Luigi, but Bowser shoves him into a nearby locker, where he finds Frankie trapped as well.

• Cooking

The Cooking instructor, Walter White, demonstrates how to bake a cake to the students. Peach is able to craft the exact same cake from completely random ingredients. Wario's cake ends up being nothing more than a sentient mess of an unidentified slime (Muk), but he still considers it a success. Toad gathers his ingredients, which turns out to be bottles of bleach which Luigi groans at a bit. Fishy prepares to cook his cake on the stove, but he gets so distracted with singing that he doesn't notice the stove fire that emerges and starts to spread. After seeing the professionally crafted cake that Bowser made, Luigi becomes intimidated by how everyone else is doing, but he is still determined to do his best. He starts tossing multiple ingredients into the bowl, accidently grabbing Toad as well when he walks by. He celebrates after putting the concoction into the microwave, only for Toad to angrily punch him after he opens it up saying "B*TCH". Finally, Mario just decides to take the lazy route and orders an already-made cake off of Amazon. A Piranha Plant from Amazon then gives the package to Mario. The cake says "Nobody Loves You". He presents the cake to Walter, in which the instructor proceeds to hit him.

• Mathematics

Horrified by the subject, Mario immediately flees from the classroom. The class' teacher, who turns out to be Toadsworth, tries to teach the students about basic math. Toad struggles with the worksheet in front of him; however, it is because he does not even know how to write his own name. Bowser is pretty confident with his math skills, using his experience with online porn as a reference. The class quickly becomes too difficult, as what looks like a simple addition problem quickly becomes an overly-complicated formula. Fishy tries to guess the value of "x," but Toadsworth berates him for his overly simple answer of "14."

• Gym

Scorpion coaches the class through a game of dodgeball, with Wario, Bowser, Peach, and Daisy vs Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Fishy. Chaos ensues as the students throw numerous balls at each other. Toad prepares to throw a ball but is hit, causing him to bounce everywhere and hit Peach in the process. Mario manages to gain the upper hand for his team as he opens his mouth to a ridiculous length and swallows all of the balls that come his way. He instructs Luigi to pick him up and use him as a launcher, allowing them to pelt the opposing team with multiple balls at once. Bowser suddenly sneaks on Luigi and prepares to throw a ball at him. Fishy tries protect Luigi by jumping in the way, but his jump is too short and Luigi proceeds to get hit out of the game.

• Lunch

The students head to the cafeteria once the bell rings for lunch. Mario approaches the server, Zangief, asking for spaghetti, only to receive an inedible looking goop (also Muk). The same "meal" also attacks Toad while Mario goes to find a table. As the plumber sits down, he vows that he's going to kill SMG4 once the day is over. While he eats with Peach, Daisy, and Fishy, Luigi stops by and sits down next to Peach. This infuriates Bowser, who had already claimed that spot, but Peach tells him to get lost, calling him "Tubby." Bowser walks away defeated, but he gives Luigi a second warning. Meanwhile, Fishy is trying to feed one of his body pillows, Nadoka, which the others find to be unsettling. Bowser decides to pick on Luigi some more by throwing an apple at him. Luckily, Peach warns Luigi in time and he ducks down. However, the apple ends up hitting Nadoka, leaving Fishy horrified. Seeing this, Luigi gets mad at Bowser and retaliates by throwing a milk carton at the Koopa King. He manages to hit his mark, and Bowser is sent flying across the cafeteria. Furious, Bowser confronts Luigi and challenges him to a fight behind the gym after school, leaving everyone else but Mario in shock.

• Language (Italian)

Ezio tries to teach the class how to speak Italian. While the Mario Brothers are obviously able to pass with flying colors, most of the other students struggle, either by having difficulty with pronunciation, speaking gibberish, or making stereotypical gestures.

• Art Class

For the last class of the day, the students work on making sculptures out of paper machete and found objects. The only exceptions are Bowser, who tapes an "insert foot here" sign on the back of Toad's head, and Mario, who nails a board to his head and resorts to eating glue (which is later revealed to be super glue).

The final bell eventually rings for the students to go home. Luigi is initially relieved until Bowser reminds him of their fight. Terrified, Luigi hides under a table in the art room. Fishy finds him and tries to console him, reminding Luigi about all the times that he and Mario were able to defeat the Koopa King. This is enough to give Luigi some renewed confidence, and he vows that he won't let Bowser push him around anymore. He turns to his brother for reassurance, only for Mario to suddenly freeze in place from the super glue.

Everyone heads out to the schoolyard as Luigi and Bowser prepare to face off. The fight starts with Bowser attempting to burn Luigi with his fire breath, prompting the other one to run in fear. However, after some more encouragement from Fishy, Luigi is able to find the strength to fight back and charges towards Bowser with his super smash bros dash attack. The giant Koopa is caught off guard and tries to run, but he eventually finds himself backed up against a truck. Luigi manages to land a massive hit, and he wins the fight as Bowser falls over. Everyone cheers for Luigi, and SMG4 suddenly arrives, asking everyone if they want to go to school tomorrow. However, the gang is still mad at him for everything he put them through. SMG4 tries to flee, driving away in his forklift, but the vehicle is too slow. Everyone charges at him at once, and the vehicle explodes, ending the blooper.

Characters

• SMG4
• Mario
• Luigi
• Princess Peach
• Daisy
• Toad
• Fishy Boopkins
• Wario
• Bowser
• School Bell
• Teachers
  • Mace Windu (English)
  • Kamek (Science)
  • Benjamin Franklin (History)
  • Walter White (Cooking)
  • Toadsworth (Math)
  • Scorpion (Gym)
  • Ezio Auditore (Language: Italian)
• Zangief
• Ugly Mario
• Bowsur
• Baby Daisy
• Frankie
• Muk
• Piranha Plant
• Stone Spike

Trivia

• The episodes name could be a parody of high school musical