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[Mythic Heroes Advertisement Segment]
(It's Whimpu's birthday, but no one came)
(Whimpu opens his gift and tries to check what's in it)
(SMG4 pops out of the gift)
SMG4: Did your friends forget it was your birthday, again?
(Whimpu nods his head)
SMG4: THEN PLAY MYTHIC HEROES!
SMG4: Mythic heroes is an IRL-RPG game where you could play as mythical heroes to fight instances, bosses, or battle in arenas!
SMG4: The best thing about Mythic Heroes is its AFK mode
SMG4: Even if you don't have a lot of time to play, you can still make crazy progress!
SMG4: The game lets you play at whole campaigns at high speed just for the tapper order ultimate button!
(SMG4 gives his phone to Whimpu)
SMG4: But what happens if your mythic heroes and you realize you have an appointment you got to get to?
SMG4: That's okay! With the Auto-Assault function, you can automatically enter the next level without effort!
SMG4: But if you like a SPICY challenge, you can arrange your team's formation in any way and combine their skills to beat any enemy!
SMG4: Plus, use special artifacts to boost their strength!
SMG4: Plus, Mythic Heroes is not a P2WIN game!
SMG4: You can use your big brain to turn even the weaker heroes to a powerful force!
SMG4: With the mythic heroes, collect heroes from all around the world!
SMG4: My favorite is Zeus, the God of Lightning!
SMG4: So powerful! Look at him!
SMG4: Or even Posidon, the fish guy!
SMG4 celebrating with the Anti-Cast (Without SMG3): Mythic Heroes is also a great game to play with friends!
SMG4: You can team up with them to play or destroy them in combat!
SMG4: It's up to you!
SMG4: Mythic Heroes is offering a $200 gift pack to all new players up to download in the game!
SMG4: Just click the link in the description now!
SMG4: So choose your favorite hero and start your journey today!
SMG4: Now onto the video!
[SMG4 Intro]
(Mario wakes up on a bed in front of a TV on a hospital bed in Peach's Castle)
Mario: Ooooohh..
(Luigi heads towards Mario)
Luigi: Bro! You're finally up!
Luigi: I was so scared :(
Mario: Ugh, well I'm getting out of this bed-
Luigi: WAIT YOU CAN'T MOVE!!!
Luigi: ...Not after your accident...
Mario: Accident?
(Flashbacks of Toad flying)
Mario: Don't be such a wuss Toad!!!
Mario: I NEED TO SEE IF TOADS CAN FLY!!!
Mario: You can do it! (Sound Effect)
(Toad chops Mario's body off in accident)
(Flashback ends)
Mario: Oh yeah.
Mario: Worth it.
Luigi: The doctor said if you move...
Luigi: ...you might die!
Mario: WHAT?!?
Luigi: Don't worry, the ambulance is on your way to take you to the hospital now!
Luigi: You'll be back to normal in no time
(Luigi turns on the TV and switches to the cartoon show for Mario to watch)
Luigi: You can watch some nice gentle television while you wait.
Mario: Luigi! (Sound Effect)
Luigi: I'm gonna go outside to flag the ambulance down now, ok?
Mario: Luigi!! (Sound Effect)
Luigi: Just wait here. And remember, don't move!
Mario: LUIIGIIIIII!! I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOWWWW
(Luigi doesn't hear Mario and leaves)
Mario: (Angry Mario Sound Effect)
(The show shows Spongebob shooting all over the sky)
Patrick: I CLEARLY WANT TO DIE
Patrick: I THINK ABOUT PULLING THIS TRIGGER THREE TIMES A DAY
Mario: Hmmm? (Sound Effect)
(Mario tries getting the remote)
(Mario fails)
Mario: Hmmm.. (Sound Effect)
(Mario tries getting the remote with his noes but the remote falls instead)
Mario: Mama-f*cker!
(The remote falls beside Toad)
Mario: Toad! Can you change the channel? Mario can't move :(
(An awkward stutter happens)
(Toad brought Mario to the staircase in Peach's Castle)
Mario: Toad, this isn't how you change the channel...
Toad: RRREVENGEEE! YEAH BITCH!! (Sound Effect)
Mario: Aaaah!!! (Sound Effect)
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Toad surfs in Mario's gurney)
[720 Flip - 180]
[Rail Grind - 500]
[Make Mario sniff your ass - 99999999]
(Toad gets off Mario's gurney and Mario blasts off outside the castle)
Luigi: Luigi, Luigi!-
(Mario falls outside the castle)
Luigi: Huh? (Sound Effect)
Luigi: Well I guess that was just my imagination!
(Mario is automatically drifting in the road)
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
(Wario and Dr. Pootis are about to have a race)
Dr. Pooits: EAT MA DIK
(Waluigi prepares the race)
3
2
1
GO!
(Wario and Dr. Pootis are about to drive but Mario passes them)
Wario and Dr. Pootis: !
(Wario and Dr. Pootis catch up to Mario)
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
Dr. Pootis: Hahahaha! (Sound Effect)
Wario: Ima number one! (Sound Effect)
(Mario reaches the finish line and hits Whimpu)
Whimpu: My back pain! It's finally gone!!!
Mario: Oh thank god, that's over.
(Wario walks towards Mario)
(Mario knows his doom is about to start)
Mario: Ohh.. Woah.. (Sound Effect)
Wario: That was the best drag racing I've ever seen!
Wario: We could really use your talents!
Mario: Thanks but-
Wario: YOU WANT TO JOIN?!
Mario: No, Mario just want to go the hospital-
(Mario appears in the bank with Waluigi and Wario)
Mario: THIS ISN'T THE HOSPITAL!
Waluigi: GIMME YO F*KING MONEY! (Sound Effect)
Register: Pliis don't haart mee, desu!! (Sound Effect) (Drops the Diamond)
Wario: Watch the door for us, will ya?
(Wario places a gun to Mario's chest and leaves)
Mario: Youu F*CKING IDIOT! (Sound Effect)
(Mario hears something)
Mario: Hmm?
(Mr. Monitor is heading to the bank)
Mr. Monitor: DIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW? (Sound Effect)
Mario: Ho! (Sound Effect)
(Mario tries getting the gun with his nose)
(Mario got the gun)
Mario: I DID IT!
(..but Mario shot the gun to the lock to open the door)
Mr. Monitor: Oh, thanks for letting me in
Mario: OHH SH*T!
(Mr. Monitor starts shooting)
(Wario gets Mario and uses him as a shield)
(Waluigi gets up and tries to shoot Mr. Monitor)
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (Sound Effect)
(Waluigi transforms into a Waluigi launcher)
(Wario shoots Waluigi but he misses Mr. Monitor)
(Mr. Monitor tries shooting but he realizes he ran out of ammo)
(Wario grabs Mario's gurney)
Wario: Ima number one! (Sound Effect)
(Wario pushes Mario's gurney and Waluigi hops in)
Mr. Monitor: NOBODY ESCAPES FROM THE LAW!
(Mr. Monitor forms into his final form once again)
(Mr. Monitor heads towards Mario and the Wahs)
(They pass thru various people)
Batman: This is where I watch my parents die, Parapa.
Parapa: This is where you watch your parents die! oOP OOP!
(Mr. Monitor is still trying to catch Mario and the Wahs)
(Mr. Monitor hands out a gun)
Mr. Monitor: Meet the sweet hand of justice
(Wario dodges the ammos)
Wario: Oh no! (Sound Effect)
Wario: Mario! Do SOMETHING!
Mario: I LITERALLY CAN'T MOVE
(Obama's Convenient Ramp appears)
(Wario and Waluigi jump off Mario's gurney)
(Mario's gurney automatically drifts to the Ramp and Mario lands to the sea)
Mr. Monitor: I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class. In the 90 sails. And I..
(Mario's gurney slowly rows in the sea)
Mario: *Sigh* At least Mario will get some peace and quiet now...
[A few minutes later]
Mario: HEEEELPPPPPPPPP!!
(An Airplane appears)
Mario: HEY, HEY!
Mario: No!! Mama mia!
(Mario gets the Diamond behind him)
(And points it directly to the sun)
(Mario creates some power)
Mario: HEYYYYYY HEYYYYYY!!
(The power cuts the plane in half)
(The airplane falls directly to Mario)
(Mario slowly sinks in the sea)
Random Old Man: Hello, how are u? I am under da water. Pls help me
(Mario lands at the bottom of the sea)
(Mario tries using his nose to reach the top of the sea)
Mario: Well...at least it can't get any worst
(Weird Spoangebob and Patrick appears)
(Mario screams continuously)
(Mario sees a shadow above him)
(Mario screams continuously)
(Mario wakes up in oblivion)
Mario: Ooohhh.. (Sound Effect)
Mario: WOAAH!! (Sound Effect)
Mario: What the hell is this??
King Bob-Omb: This has to be my greatest catch yet.
Mario: HEY! ITS-A-ME! MARIO!!!! LET ME DOWN!!!
King Bob-Omb: Welp, time to go yell at my minions.
Mario: GOOODAMMIT!! (Sound Effect)
(Mario tries to reach the tie that was tied to his gurney with his nose)
(Mario fails to remove it)
(Time passes by..)
King Bob-omb: Ahhh, that was the best 10 hours of yelling ever.
King Bob-omg: I'm really-
(Mario pushes Bob-omb to his fireplace)
(The fire goes to King Bob-omb)
King Bob-omb: Man, I really shouldn't have a fireplace in my house
(The house explodes)
Mario: I'M FREEEEEE!
(Mario realizes he's in Bob-Omb Battlefield)
Mario: DAMMIT!
(Mario tries to look if there's anything that could solve his conflict and use to go to the hospital)
(Mario finds the red block which you can get the Flying Mario power up)
Mario: OH!!! If I get the wing cap, Mario can fly to the hospital.
(Mario uses his nose to move)
(Mario tries to automatically slide down to get away from the black ball)
(Mario uses his nose to push himself)
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
(Mario uses the bubble cannon to launch himself to the floating island)
(..but he fell at the edge)
(Mario lands on the ground and finds Goombas chasing him)
(Mario uses his nose to jump and stomp the Goombas)
(Mario uses his nose as a golf to kick the Bob-omb to the Chain Chomp)
(The Bob-omb explodes)
[Nice Cock! :D]
(Mario chuckles)
(But the Chain Chomp falls underneath him)
(Mario uses a koopa shell to get to the floating island)
(But instead, he lands on the island's cannon)
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[A FFEW HOURS LATER]
(Mario uses his nose to get to the Mario cap block)
(He finally reaches it)
(Mario finally gets the power up)
Mario: FINALLYYY!!! HOSPITAL HERE I COME!!
(Mario realizes he can't jump to fly)
Mario: Godammit, Mario can't jump!!
(Mario realizes that he has to jump down)
Mario: Well, at least Mario can't get any more crippled than he already is.
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Mario finally flies)
(An airplane passes by and shows Bowser and his son inside it)
(Bowser sees Mario flying)
Bowser: WAT?! (Sound Effect)
Mario: Almost there!
(The video shows the scene of SwagMaster and Chris)
SwagMaster6969696969: And thats im banned from every public bathroom ever
(SwagMaster sees Mario flying and spits his coffee)
Chris: What the hell is that?
SwagMaster6969696969: I dont know but its invading Mushroom Kingdom Airspace
SwagMaster6969696969: Big bong you're gone!
(Mario loses his cap and falls to the hospital)
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
[At the hospital]
Toad: Ohhh boy, I've waited my whole life for this surgery
(Mario lands in the hospital)
Mario: YES! MARIO MADE IT TO THE HOSPITAL!
Mario: TIME TO FINALLY GET FIXED AND MOVE AGAIN!
Doctor: Alright sir, time for your penis transplant!
(Mario screams)
[SMG4 Outro]