Don’t feed the troll, especially not with spaghetti.
I’d rather take my chances alone.
He’s not a plastic surgeon. Sorry to disappoint you.
Oh dear, somebody committed suicide because of Mario’s stupidity. It was only a matter of time.
Why Peach has a cannon in her backyard that can launch people into space is anyone’s guess.
Are you feeling blue you voted off that guy?
I guess there was spaghetti hidden in that suit.
Mario keeps a shotgun on hand in case Bowser tries to go to first base with Princess Peach.
Well, he’s not alone anymore.
They’re out of spaghetti! Nooooo!
You’re the imposter? Ok, see you in outer space.
I guess a meatball fell off his plate.
Or maybe it’s you. You seem to want the spaghetti all for yourself.
Well, you were hogging all the marinara sauce.
He soiled his brown pants.
Yeah, he drove the other crewmates to insanity with his stupidity.
Sure, why not dip Dipsy in acid? He would live up to his name at least.
Mario needs professional help...with his spaghetti addiction.
I was wondering why that constellation looked like Luigi.