SMG4: If Mario Was In... Newgrounds is the twenty-fourth episode of Season 11 and the six hundred and thirtieth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
It is the fifth episode of the Genesis Arc. It was aired on July 10, 2021.
Mario and SMG4 set off to find SMG1 & 2's USB... only a bunch of old indie games stand in their way.
With the tickets they won, Mario and SMG4 travelled to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the Guardian Pod. Passing the Tijuca National Park, they arrive at Corcovado (referred to as Mount Brazil in the episode) and adventured into a hidden cavern within the mountain and did not expect the magic the USB created, with Newgrounds games occupying the cavern.
Super Meat Boy
The duo stumbled upon a huge cavern with lava underneath, and SMG4 made Mario throw up Super Meat Boy. As SMG4 asked Meat Boy about the USB, all he could point out is his girlfriend Bandage Girl, in which he made through the course at ease. As Mario tried though, the course was rigged with traps, but he and Meat Boy were able to make it, but Mario was thrown into the lava by Meat Boy for accidentally stepping on Bandage Girl.
Mario and SMG4 accidentally landed on Kokkoro, killing her. Mario stole her crown and crowned SMG4 queen, in which nearby knights simp for him mistaking him for a girl. To distract them, Mario introduced them to the wonderful world of hentai. The knights use a laptop to search what hentai is, causing the four knights to get excited at the search results, giving the duo enough time to escape.
The Henry Stickmin Collection
Appearing out of a toilet in a prison cell, the duo saw Henry Stickmin escape from his prison. As he was caught, SMG4 helped him by mentally knocking out the guard trying to catch him, until he and Henry were trapped in a cage. As SMG4 pleaded to Mario for help, he could do nothing but eat spaghetti and let him and Henry be obliterated in a missile strike.
Friday Night Funkin + Minions DLC
In a crime-ridden Los Angeles suburb, Pico is teaching a class on mathematics, with Mario and SMG4 as students. Pico would lash out and hit his students if they answered wrongly or questioned his teaching, in which Mario and SMG4 fell victim to.
Super Mario Bros. Z
Changing into 16-bit forms of themselves, Mario stumbled upon spaghetti, in which SMG4 knocked it away to not let it distract it. This angered Mario, causing an epic fight among the two. As Mario was about to finish SMG4, the latter reassured him that there is more spaghetti in his house, ending the fight.
Tricky the Clown and Hank J. Wimbleton were arguing, and Tricky sent out an army to kill Hank. Soon, the army found SMG4 and Mario, and the duo massacred them, until SMG4 noted the cause of their argument: Tricky accused Hank for stealing his UNO cards for game night, but Tricky had the deck all along, and SMG4 reveals it. SMG4, Mario, Tricky and Hank shared a good laugh as the camera zooms out to show Tricky's massacred army.
Corporal John Captain are only disgusted by the appearance of Mario and SMG4, who blasted them away with his tank.
In Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S. government forces are trying to kill an dancing alien. Seeing the alien, Mario went out and danced alongside said alien with joy, that was until the alien was shot from a sniper shot from Barack Obama. Remembering the trauma from Greg's death, Mario weeped, until the alien mocked him and went off to Heaven happily.
The Binding of Isaac
Monsters were making fun of Isaac. While SMG4 wished to save Isaac, Mario joined in on the fun and made creepy faces, making Isaac cry even more. Isaac tried to use his tears to attack Mario, but Mario was unaffected. As he ran away from Mario, he found an item (This item was Abaddon) in the chest that turned him into a demon (Specifically The Lamb), so Mario attempted to fight back with whatever he found in the other chest, which was a banana. Obviously, that failed as Isaac plummeted Mario with a hammer.
The duo are now tired and on the verge of giving up, that was until they spotted the USB, in a crater barricaded by barriers set up by the Civil Police of Rio de Janeiro State. They entered the USB, only to find out that the inside was severely damaged due to the fight Zero, SMG1 and SMG2 were having, and the video cuts to black in a cliffhanger.
- Bandage Girl
- Castle Crashers Knights (Green, Red, Blue and Orange)
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Daddy Dearest
- Victor "Vector" Perkins
- Space Ninjas (from Ninjala)
- White Crewmate
- Barack Obama
- Greg The Alien
- The Husk
- The Lamb
|Can I sing a song for you?|
|This music list is incomplete and needs to be completed. Any user is obliged to do so.|
- 0:08 - Undertale - Once Upon a Time
- 0:52 - Super Meat Boy! - Main Theme
- 0:55 - Super Meat Boy! - Forest Funk (Ch 1 Light World)
- 1:50 - Partners in Time - Travelling to the Past
- 2:10 - Castle Crashers - Flutey - World Map
- 3:12 - Henry Stickmin Distraction Dance
- 3:16 - Henry Stickmin - Escaping the Prison
- 3:58 - Super Mario World - Course Clear
- 4:10 - Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars - Let's Try (Main Menu)
- 4:21 - Friday Night Funkin' - Gettin' Freaky
- 4:42 - Pico's School - It's Go Time
- 4:45 - Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Theme Song
- 5:42 - Super Mario Bros Z Intro
- 7:37 - Madness Combat - Cheshyre - Calliope
- 7:52 - Friday Night Funkin' Tricky Mod - Madness
- 8:58 - Friday Night Funkin' - Ugh
- 9:09 - Alien Hominid - Main Theme
- 9:15 - Thrills at Night - Paper Mario: The Origami King
- 9:44 - Super Mario Galaxy - Luma
- R64: Mario Simulator: During the Henry Stickmin segment, Mario and SMG4 are given a number of choices. But unlike Mario Simulator Interactive!, users are unable to make the choices.
- SMG4: Stupid Mario Arcade: The plot for this video is similar to this episode. During the Alien Hominid segment, Mario has a flashback to Greg's death.
- SMG4: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin and SMG4: If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2: During the Friday Night Funkin portion, SMG4 points out that they already did Friday Night Funkin twice, leading to a "Minions DLC" being added.
- SMG4: Stupid Mario Golf: The Genesis Arc continues from here, where SMG4 and Mario won tickets to Brazil in a turned-deadly golf tournament sponsored by Jeeves.
- This is the first episode written by three people since SMG4: If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2.
- It is also the first episode written by Luke Lerdwichagul since the episode SM64: Mario learns to type, which was his last episode as chief writer, over 5 years prior.
- During the Henry Stickmin segment, when SMG4 picks the "Insult" choice he makes a pose that is a similar callback to the smg4laugh meme.
- The "Chinese gibberish" on "Friday Night Funkin + Minions DLC" section were originally from the Chinese Friends Episode 3.
- TheGrandQwartz did the sprite images for the Undertale inspired intro.
- Pixelcraftian animated the "Super Mario Bros. Z" section.
- This is the first If Mario was in... episode to be part of an arc.
- SMG4's comment on the video reveals that Luke Lerdwichagul liked Newgrounds growing up, explaining the creations of SMG4: If Mario Was In... Friday Night Funkin and it's sequel.
- The Matrix Reloaded: This blooper is an obvious parody to this film directed by The Wachowskis and starring Keanu Reeves.
- Undertale: The intro of the episode parodies the opening backstory of the 2015 indie game.
- Newgrounds: This video is a tribute to the site, and some of its most iconic works, most likely due to Adobe Flash's shutdown at the end of 2020.