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This page is a transcript for SMG4: If Mario Was In Animal Crossing.
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(SMG4 intro.) (Mario reads a brochure of Tom Nook's vacation island)
Mario: OH BOY! (someone calls him, Mairo looks to his right to see another passenger next to him)
Rover: Are you boy or a girl? *licking vigorously*
Mario: That's not very legal. (Mario pulls a rocket launcher at Rover)
(the Airliner was middle of flying until the explosion from Mario's rocket launcher sending to crash)
(Airliner crashes and catches on Mario leaves the wreckage while a Dodo passenger being burning in flames.)
Dodo Pilot: AAAAHHH!! IT BURNS!!
Mario: Mario's gonna die...
Tom Nook: Hey you...
Mario: Hmmmmhh...
(Mario sees Tom Nook and Isabelle standing right in front of him, greeting him )
Tom Nook: Ah, you finally awake.
Mario: You have a nice place here!
Tom Nook: Welcome to my establishment, here people come to die!
Mario: That's a lot of fun!! :D
Tom Nook: I'll show you around, prisoner.
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Mario: That's a so nice!
Isabelle: Now then, where do you want to live?
Mario: Hmmmmhh... (Mario sees Cube the Penguin's house and decides to be the location of his new home)
Mario: Oh! Over there!
Tom Nook: Sure!
Tom Nook: Begone thot!
Cube the Penguin: My house! You can't do that!
Tom Nook: Wanna say that again?
(Cube screams and runs away) (A cardboard box is shown as Mario's new house)
Tom Nook: There's your house! That'd be 1 million bells.
Mario: MAMAF***ER!
Tom Nook: Don't worry, I'm throwing in some basic necessities too!
(Tom throws in a lamp and a radio)
Mario: How about food and water?!
Tom Nook: Can't hear you! Oh yeah, make sure you pay off your house! Or else...
Mario: WAH!
Timmy and Tommy: GIMME YOUR F***ING MONEY!
Mario: Goddammit! Looks like Mario's gonna to make some money!
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Mario: OH! Mario just just needs to sell crap to Mr. Nook! Ok!!!
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(Mario discovered a Fossil)
Blathers: That I love, I absolutely love!
Mario: Yo, I was told you could identify these things? I want to sell these.
Blathers: HOOT! HOOT! Let me take a look.
(Blathers takes a observation on Mario's Fossil until he realizes something)
Blathers: It's a villager skeleton???!
Mario: OOh! How much can I sell that for?
Blathers: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Timmy: I don't think so.
Timmy: Yo Mario, Our dad said some villagers has pretty dangerous jobs for you.
Mario: You son of bitch! I'm in!
Scoot: Hey! I need you to deliver this medicine to one of my sick friends!
Pierce: Hey, Can you give me a BIG sized furniture?
Pierce: Ah! This reminds me of the sofa my neighbor Kody has! Do you think he'll like this as a gift?
Mario: Can I have some money now?
Pierce: Thank you!
Aurora: Thanks for giving me an apple Mario! Have a "flower."
Mario: Is that it?! Bill gave me a giant-ass piano.
Aurora: Ohh mann...
Mario: YOU UNGRATEFUL PERSON! I DIDN'T WASTE MY TIME FOR THIS!
Mr. Resetti: Hey... Have you seen my bro?
(flashback)
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Mario: Don't know what you're talking about.
Tom Nook: Congrats fatass, you finally paid off your house!
Mario: Oh yeah!
Isabelle: Here is your reward!
(Mario was presented to his new house, which turns out to be a larger cardboard box with a door and no windows)
Mario: Woah!
Tom Nook: Your new mortgage is 999999999999999999999999 bells.
Mario: Goddammit.
(Mario went inside his new house which appears to be empty with only the same lamp and radio Tom gave him before)
Mario: I think it's time to spicen this place up a little!
Mario: I take your entire stuff!
Mario: It's my house now!
Cube the Penguin: NNNNOOOO!!
(Mario plants a dish of spaghetti in the ground and a sprout pops up)
Mario: Yeah boy! Haha!
Lily: You really got to admire Tom Nook, He's got a sweet ass, heh heh...
Mario: Thanks for helping me build this Lily!
Lily: No problem!
Lily's Dad: LILY! IT'S YOUR FATHER, HELP!
Mario: No one can hear you.
(Back at the Mushroom Kingdom, at Mario's house, Luigi was getting the mail, He sees the postcard from Mario)
Luigi: Well, I'm glad Mario is enjoying his vacation.
Luigi: Huh? What's this? Is this meant to be a gift?
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Isabelle: Mario! You need to keep our town clean!!! I can't repeat this enough!!!
Mario: Eh, I've been trying my best...
Isabelle: You haven't gotten rid of any weeds yet...
Mario: What? I did that yesterday!
Isabelle: *sigh* ...Look. I know you got the passion for caring about your town. So how about I help you get motivated!
(Isabelle hands Mario a construction permit.)
Isabelle: You'll be able to construct bridges, rivers and such! I know you got the knack for building! You even have your own game about it!
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! I AM A GOD.
Mario: Thanks! I'll start right away.
Isabelle: Perfect!
Isabelle: Hey Mr. Nook! Construction will finally be starting on the town now!
Tom Nook: How? I thought you were busy...
Isabelle: Oh, I gave a construction permit to Mario!
Tom Nook: YOU WHAT?!!
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Tom Nook: Oh, Isabelle... Isabelle, Isabelle, Isabelle...
Isabelle: Don't worry... I know a guy...
(Doomguy appears from a portal)
Isabelle: Hii Doooom guy! Can you help stop the bad man?
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Mr. Resetti: You killed my brother! You sons of a bitches!
(Mario starts to panic as Resetti throws a pickaxe at Mario's pingas)
Singer: I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom--
(Mario screaming in pain)
Mario: Ayyy... Mario was just joking!!! Haha...
(Isabelle and Doomguy look at each other. Doomguy kicks Mario off the island.)
Isabelle: We did it!!!