If Professor E. Gadd wishes to donate Mario's brain to science, he's out of luck.
Tari walked into the room to fetch her rubber duck...she's going to need therapy.
He says after he invited Bob-Ombs to play at the gas station.
SMG4 didn't call the fire department? And they say Mario is the stupid one.
And that is why you never feed the citizens of Club Penguin Island to leopard seals.
Cap'n Cuttlefish farted in her face.
Meggy's reaction to the announcement that Splatoon 3 isn't in development.
Mario downloaded pictures of Peach taking a shower on SMG4's computer.
Way to go Mario, you took a leak in the town's water supply!
Mario facing the reprecussions of throwing Bob's bikini magazine in the fireplace.
Mario duped Tari into playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
Make him eat spaghetti with poison mushroom sauce. That'll teach him!
Use it on Princess Peach! She got kidnapped by a Goomba! A GOOMBA!