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SMG4: If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics is the twenty-second episode of Season 8 and the four hundred and twentieth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is also the eleventh episode of the If Mario was in... series and as the title suggests, the video is based on the indie horror video game Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning by Mystman12. All characters from the pre-1.3 version of Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning, such as Baldi and Playtime make their debut in this episode. It was aired on June 2, 2018.

Synopsis

Mario gets a private teacher cuz he's too dumb... little does he know that this teacher has a certain reputation...

Plot

This school is cucco-crazy!

—, Mario

At School 4 Dumbies of New Exton, Jeeves the fork left a classroom in rage, screaming at someone (presumably Mario) that he was "impossible." SMG4 appeared and asked Jeeves what was going on. Jeeves replied that, since Mario was so stupid, he was not even able to teach him simple math problems (which was probably why everyone was there.) Seeing them in the hall, Mario waved for them and said hello. After SMG4 took a guess that it did not go so well, Jeeves said that it was impossible to teach Mario anything and that he quit his job.

On his way out of the building, Jeeves was shown kicking a television screen. Mario then left the classroom, saying to SMG4 that "Jeeves must have quit because Mario is too smart for him." SMG4 told Mario that Jeeves was the fifth teacher to quit their job on that day and that Mario was a moron. Mario then asked SMG4 why he had to learn math, as he apparently had a "200 IQ."

SMG4 then flashbacked and stated that Mario gave the pizza man $300000 because he could not count. Mario said he thought it was only five dollars. Hopeless, SMG4 opened a yellow phone book and called Baldi, "the best teacher in the world," saying that someone (referring to Mario) needed to learn his basics.

Not long after, Baldi arrived and found Mario asleep with a book on his head, When Mario woke up, he was cheerfully greeted by Baldi. Mario asked out loud if someone left their hobo (referring to Baldi) at school. Baldi introduced himself and prepared to teach Mario, but Mario said he already was an "expert" at math. Hearing this, Baldi slammed an activity sheet down on the table. He told Mario that, if he answered all three questions correctly, he would get something "special."

Baldi's first question was "8 + 2," which Mario replied to be 21. After a brief moment, Baldi smacked Mario across the room. Mario got up and angrily yelled at Baldi. Baldi ignored him and read out question two, which was "0 - 9." After a moment of thought, Mario said that the answer was 1. Baldi did not reply and instead stared at Mario, dumbfounded. Thinking he got it correct, Mario celebrated, only to have Baldi yell out "WRONG!" and launch a table at him.

He read out question 3, which was pure gobbledygook. Clueless, Mario flipped Baldi off as his answer. Enraged and offended, Baldi grabbed his ruler and prepared to smack Mario. Horrified, the Italian plumber ran for his life, with the furious math teacher chasing after him. Mario tried to hide in a room, but Baldi heard him open the door and came round the corner. Mario begged for mercy but realized Baldi could only move one foot each second, so he took this opportunity to flee, with Baldi cursing whilst he did.

Mario's victory was short-lived however when he ran into Playtime. She asked him to play, and even though he declined, she threatened him, giving Mario no choice but to play along. Even worse, Baldi heard the commotion and arrived, which startled Mario, causing him to trip on her jump rope. She tried to get him to play again, but Mario decided enough was enough, and threw her in Baldi's direction, although he swiftly sidestepped out of the way. Playtime knocked over a bin, and suddenly the ground briefly shook. With Mario confused and Baldi in instant regret, Yoda suddenly came around the corner. When asked by Mario if he worked in the school, his only reply was to whip out Gotta Sweep and race towards the pair. Mario jumped out of the way, while Baldi was too slow and got swept away. Mario celebrated, but was caught by Principal of the Thing, who flung him into detention for "being Italian in the halls".

In detention, Mario resolved to find a way out of the crazy school. After fiddling with the doorknob to no avail, he peeked out the window, spotting It's a Bully, who asked Mario to give him something great in return for unlocking the door. Mario agreed to It's a Bully's request, but Baldi peeked around the corner from the hallway outside, having freed himself from Yoda's Gotta Sweep. Terrified, Mario searched the room for anything that would appease Bully, in this case, an apple.

However, Bully declined the apple, leaving Mario frantic enough to offer his clothes to Bully. Yet Bully was still stubborn, flinging Mario's clothes back at him, demanding candy. After a moment of frantic concentration, Mario found a wad of leftover gum under one of the overturned desks. Bully was pleased with Mario's gift (though he called him a "piece of shit"), and happily ate the gum, which only served to cause him to violently spin around (presumably due to the gum being contaminated) and drop dead against the wall.

Nibbling his fingers in distress, Mario had no other choice but to watch and scream as Baldi launched himself into the detention room. Frantically banging himself against the wall, Mario pleaded in anguish and hid behind the teacher's desk, though Baldi would hear none of it, slowly and menacingly slapping the ruler. Mario looked up in despair but found Arts and Crafters inside the desk. In a desperate attempt, Mario stood up and flung Arts and Crafters at Baldi, but it did nothing in halting Baldi's advances as Arts and Crafters harmlessly bounced off Baldi's head. Mario spun around in distress but found another savior in the form of another ruler on the top of the desk. Grabbing it, he prepared to confront Baldi, who charged in anger, commencing a short duel.

After exchanging and blocking each other, Baldi prepared to give Mario "five across the a**", though Mario disagreed, slamming his fist sideways into Baldi's head and laughing. The math teacher became infuriated and his head swelled up to an enormous size as he instead decided to give Mario "seven across the a**!!!". Baldi whacked Mario so hard that he smashed right through the door to the detention room, with Mario dazed against a vending machine. Thinking quickly, Mario kicked the vending machine to drop a can of Bup-a Cola (which happened to taste like d***s). He sprayed Baldi in the face with it and hightailed it out of the vicinity, leaving Baldi stalking the halls to catch him. The sound of Mario's voice appeared to come from the men's restroom, and Baldi quickly flung the door open, only to find a tape recorder playing Mario's voice, ending with "Hey, Baldi! F*** you!!"

Furious, Baldi turned to the right to see Mario dashing for the exit, but the math teacher had truly had enough of Mario's shenanigans. Assuming a stance (similar to Naruto Uzumaki's running style), Baldi used his Quick Maths technique to trailblaze through the hallways, slamming into a fearful Mario, having finally caught him. Mario pleaded once more, but Baldi only returned his begging with a cold, angry stare. In the heat of the moment, Mario screamed out "UHHHH...3 + 2 = 5?!......". And surprisingly, Baldi's face lit up in a smile, praising Mario for finally figuring out maths (or at least one simple addition problem), sticking a ribbon of approval on Mario's shoulder and swaggering off. SMG4 then walked onto the scene, having watched Baldi give Mario his ribbon, and asked if Mario felt any smarter, though the only response Mario could give (while curled up in the fetal position with a shrunken face) was an inconsolable "Noooooo....".

Characters

Major Characters

Supporting Characters

Minor Characters

Cameos

Continuity

Music used

  • 00:00 - Menu Theme, Mario Teaches Typing 2
  • 00:13 - (dramatic sting when SMG4 calls in Dollar Shave Club)
  • 00:23 - Nintendo DSi Shop
  • 00:40 - Koopa Troopa Beach, Mario Kart 64
  • 01:04 - Here’s Some Weapons, Super Mario RPG
  • 01:35 - Apple Kid’s Theme, Earthbound
  • 01:56 - Goldenrod City, Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver
  • 02:15 - (ominous music when Baldi is called)
  • 02:28 - Mini Game, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • 02:33 - (more ominous music when Baldi approaches)
  • 02:48 - School, Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning
  • 03:17 - Learn, Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning
  • 03:40 - Game Won, Dr. Mario Online Rx
  • 04:06 - Main Theme, Papers Please
  • 04:13 - Whoop Somebody’s Ass, Ray Hagins
  • 04:25 - (background music when Mario is on the run)
  • 05:03 - (twinkly song in B Major when Playtime appears)
  • 05:36 - (even more ominous music when Mario notices Baldi)
  • 05:51 - Penguin Cap, CarboHydroM
  • 06:18 - Pokey’s House, Earthbound
  • 06:25 - Monkey See Monkey D’oh, Simpsons Hit and Run
  • 06:56 - (quiet guitar when Mario is in detention)
  • 08:19 - (dramatic music when Mario throws Arts and Crafters)
  • 08:28 - Heavenly Choir Singing!, RandomNess
  • 08:36 - (action song in c minor during fight theme)
  • 09:40 - (rock in c minor when Mario makes a run for it)
  • 10:03 - (spooky music when Baldi catches Mario)
  • 10:15 - Adventure Begins, Mario Party
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Trivia

  • Playtime was edited to make her look angry.
  • As this was made before the V1.3 update, 1st Prize was not included in this video at all.
  • For an unknown reason, it’s not possible to make subtitles for the blooper and they’re not available. This marks the first time where users are unable to make subtitles. It might be possible that SMG4 forgot to implement that.
  • The classic intro to the "If Mario was in..." series is absent (Mario's Theme in Paper Mario).

References

  • Guardians Of The Galaxy: Mario's answer to the third question recreates Star-Lord's "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know how this machine worked" scene, gesturing his right hand like a fishing rod, and slowly lifting the flipping finger on his left hand. This gesture has returned almost 2 years later in SMG4 Movie: Meggy's Destiny.
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Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 475 to 484 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 37 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 38 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 39 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 40
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