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This is the transcript for SMG4: If Mario was in... Deltarune

Transcript

Intro

Happy holidays, everyone! Just a quick announcement!
In just over a week, we'll be going on tour to America, the SMG4 Tour Ultimate!

(Luke then goes: "Wooo!")

Wow!
You can go check out more info and get your ticket over on smg4.com/tour. COME AND SEE US LIVE!
Links in the description as well. We're also selling a Saiko poster, from our episode "Darkest Hour" on SMG4. Check it out on the screen.
Only three days left until that is gone forever!
shop.smg4.com, or links in the description.
Without further ado Luke...
Time for the memes, Kevin.

(Kevin does a very bad Sans impression.)

Kev, that's from Banjo, not Undertale.
Alright, you do it.

(Luke does a perfect Sans impression and then both laughed about it.)

Main Transcript

  • Glitch Productions intro
  • SMG4 logo
  • Mario is riding a kart on the road while listening to music and also bobbing his head up and down

Mario: La La La, hmm hmm hmm, la la la, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

  • Crashes into everything

Mario: That's really interesting!

  • Mario reads a "Driving for Dummies" book

Mario: Waaaaah!!!

  • road closed

Mario: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaa!!!

  • Mario survives

Mario: That's-a so nice!

  • Continues bobbing head up and down

Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

  • Mario falls down a hole

Mario: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Tumbles down a hill

Mario: Imma gonna die. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee...

  • Mushrooms, I think, around a hole

Mario: WAAAAAOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! MAMA MIA!!!!!

  • warp sound effect
  • If Mario was in... Deltarune
  • retarded singing from monsters we will forget

Monster: Hey there buddy, how's it-

  • gets KO'd by Mario

Mario: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaa!!!!!

Random Monster: Wait, run me over too! I need another lunch break!

  • nice music

Mario: *makes airplane noises*

  • oof car

Mario: Woo! Bumper Cars!

  • Mario keeps making airplane sounds

Monster on the road: Auughhh!!!!!!!!!

  • Mario comes back to a police officer holding a donut

Mario: Woah! Yummy!

  • Mario steals donut

Undyne: 5 STARS!!

  • Police siren

Mario: That was-a lots of fun!

  • Mario jumps off kart and locks it

Undyne: TIME TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

Mario: AH CRAP! HOO HOO HOO OOAIAIAI-- YEET!

  • Smashes through the school door

Mario: Aaaaaahh!!! Hmmm... Lets-a-go.

Mario: Nope no no no no nope nope no no..

  • Goes left instead

Mario: Ha Ha!

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