How did she get stuck inside that penguin suit? Mario's the fat one!
They wouldn't be in so much danger is Mario hadn't eaten 50 pounds of spaghetti before going to Cool, Cool Mountain.
is right. Peace was
never an option!
They're closing down the McDonalds in the Mushroom Kingdom and the spaghetteria next to it! Noooooo!!!!
HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T, IT'S SPIDER-MAN!