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This is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus Hunt.
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[begins with usual Glitch Productions and SMG4 intro] [NOTE: Big Chungus is used for all the Chungi]
[first shot] Mario angrily walking through a forest with a picnic basket.
MARIO: Stupid SMG4, making me spend time outisde... (Hmph! Mamma mia. *grunts*)
[Flashback] Mario happily rubbing in spaghetti naked.
MARIO (v-o): How dare he interrupt my important business! (*Italian gibberish* [*whooping*])
SMG4 yelling at Mario
MARIO (v-o): And tell me I'm wasting my time! (*more gibberish* *grunts* [*whooping*])
[Cut to present] Mario is sitting on a blanket with his basket
MARIO: Welp, time to continue my business! (Here we go!)
MARIO, while taking out plates of spaghetti: WAH!
Mario strips and starts rubbing in his spaghetti
MARIO: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
[Cut to ???'s perspective] Dashing through the forest.
[Cut to Mario]
MARIO: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
[Cut to ???'s perspective] Still dashing, Mario in view.
[Cut to Mario]
Mario: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
[Cut to ???'s perspective] Very close to Mario.
[Cut to Mario]
MARIO: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
Mario notices something in the background.
MARIO, standing up: Wahhh! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........
[Cut to Big Chungus, now visible, behind a tree]
BIG CHUNGUS: big chunguuss....
Mario looks at his spaghetti, then back at Big Chungus.
Big Chungus nods, with squeaking noises. Mario shakes his head "no", also with squeaking noises. Big Chungus nods faster. Mario shakes his head at immense speed. Big Chungus nods even faster, then stops.
MARIO: What's wrong with you?
BIG CHUNGUS, with red bulging eyes: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
MARIO: *PANIC*
BIG CHUNGUS, dashing towards Mario: GET IN MEH BELLEH!!
MARIO, dressed as a wizard a la Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PAS—
Big Chungus tackles Mario, starts inhaling the spaghetti like a vacuum.
MARIO, bloodshot eyes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Big Chungus runs away.
Mario looks at the camera with a black eye, cocks a shotgun.
MARIO: The hunt...is on.
MARIO, chasing Big Chungus: GET OVER HERE!!
BIG CHUNGUS, running away: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Mario starts firing rounds at Big Chungus. Big Chungus trips and falls with Roblox OOF.
MARIO: Gotcha bitch!
Mario rapid fires at Big Chungus, all the bullets miss.
MARIO: *grunts* DIE BITCH!!
Mario grabs a Bullet blaster and blasts a Bullet Bill. It rams into Big Chungus and stops.
BIG CHUNGUS: Oh. Bruh.
BULLET BILL: OH GOD. HELP! HIS FAT IS SUCKING ME IN (AAHHH!! THE PAIN!!!! IT'S UNBEARABLE!!!!!)
BULLET BILL, slowly being sucked into Big Chungus: Tell my children I lov—
BIG CHUNGUS: Oh, okay.
BIG CHUNGUS, running away: Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla bang bang
Mario appears with a top hat and fake mustache. Next to him is a black van with sign "Free Candee"
MARIO: Hey kid! Wanna check out my van? I got some candy~
Big Chungus tackles Mario, destroying the van and leaving Mario as a skeleton.
MARIO: Ow. *grunts*
Mario pulls out a cage with Chain Chomps in them. The Chomps start racing after Big Chungus.
CHAIN CHOMP #1, biting Big Chungus' ass: NOM
BIG CHUNGUS: oOOooo~
MARIO: COME ON! DEVOUR HIM! (*grunts* No! Hurry up already!)
CHAIN CHOMP #1: It's so thicc!
CHAIN CHOMP #2 (in Aku's Voice): EXTRA THICC!!
CHAIN CHOMP #3: DAMN BOI HE'S THICC!!! BOI!! THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI!!! DAYUM!!
BIG CHUNGUS, turning around to face the Chain Chomps: IIIIII'm about to whip somebody's aaaaaassssss.
The Chain Chomps run away in fear.
BIG CHUNGUS: HA! GOT EM!!!
Big Chungus runs away. Zoom in Mario, with bloodshot eyes and a fiery background. Big Chungus is derply running away, then immediately fall asleep.
MARIO, hiding in bushes: Ho oh oh!
Mario starts tip-toeing on his fingers
MARIO: Gotcha! Game over!
Mario pulls out a gun and fires a sign saying "Surprise Fatass"
BIG CHUNGUS: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! EEEEEEERRRRRGH!
Big Chungus faints.
MARIO: Boiiiii I win. OH I GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RICE FIELDS TONIGHT!! YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE OH YOU SO DEAD!
Mario runs away carrying Big Chungus.
BIG CHUNGUS: Please! Leave me no harm! *freaking out*
MARIO: MMMmmm~ So good and tasty! Mmmm-mmmm!
BIG CHUNGUS: WHAT THE FUCK!?
MARIO: It's roasting time! (Haha! Game over!)
Mario puts Big Chungus tied to a stake over a fire. Mario starts sensing something. Suddenly, Big Chungi start appearing from bushes and trees.
BIG CHUNGI: Chunga-hoo! Chunga-hoo! Chunga-biga Chunga-hoo!
CHUNGUS COP, though loudspeaker: Keep your hands in the air...step to the rear of the Chungus.
MARIO, flipping them off: How about you suck Mario's-a pingas?!
CHUNGUS COP: THAT'S IT! WE'RE CALLING THE MILITARY!!
A tank falls out of the sky with a Chungus soldier in it as "La Cucaracha" plays.
CHUNGUS SOLDIER: Duty reporting!
MARIO: Oh shit!
Mario starts running away. The tank shoots a missile and explodes near Mario, knocking him down.
CHUNGUS SOLDIER: Target acquired.
MARIO, with hazy eyesight: Mamma Mia... what's-a going on here? *pants* Hmm? What are you doing?
Mario sees a Chungus in a truck with the sign "FREE DRUGS"
BIG CHUNGUS: Hey kid, would you like some drugs?
Mario screams like a girl and runs off.
BIG CHUNGUS: GOTCHA, BITCH!
MARIO: Oh no, you don't!
Mario throws his hat and mustache at Big Chungus and lands on him.
MARIO: Oh yeah!
BIG CHUNGUS: What just happened?
CAPTAIN CHUNGUS, pointing to Big Chungus Mario lookalike: Enemy spotted.
BIG CHUNGUS: NOOOO!!!!
A missile runs into Big Chungus and explodes him dead.
Chungus: Wait, that wasn't him! Where'd he go!?
Mario: Why don't we just give up, partner? (Mario then gets cooked and passes out.)
(In the meantime, Mario is sleeping and tied up in the Chungus court.)
Judge Chungus: Mario... you are on trial for the harm of the Chungus species!
Mario: Hey! You guys murdered my wife!...which is technically my lunch-
Judge Chungus: SILENCE!! I sentence you to the worst possible punishment... GRAND CHUNGUS!
Mario: What's this guy gonna do? Sit on me?! haha!
(rumbling and the ceiling destroys; appearing to summon the Grand Chungus! Mario screams in horror.)
Grand Chungus: I'm very hungry.
Mario: NOOO!!! GOD!! NO!! I'd like to call my lawyer.
Judge Chungus: PFFT, as if you have a lawyer-
(The court rumbles)
Judge Chungus: Say what?
(The Police Chungus reads a newspaper, but gets attacked by none other than Mario's best lawyer: Meggy Spletzer!!!)
Meggy: You called?
Mario: Yes! I'm so happy to see you again!
Grand Chungus: What da hell is this?
Judge Chungus: He's a threat to our species, ma'am
Meggy: Hehe...my client is a threat to anyone he goes near...
Mario: Hey! Shut up!
Meggy: But Mario is innocent!
Meggy: Why you ask?
Meggy: Exhibit A.
Meggy: He's just really dumb!
Judge Chungus: THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE HIM FROM HIS CRIMES!
Meggy: Dangit...There goes my best argument...
Meggy: He's a threat to your species huh?...
Meggy: What if he HELPED your species instead!?
Judge Chungus: How can that POSSIBLY help us!?
Mario: Imma guess imma go fishin'
Meggy: VIDEO GAMES!
Judge Chungus: Huh what?!
Meggy: Hear me out. Games are super popular right now.
Meggy: What if... the Chungus tribe made their own games and sold them?!
Meggy: With Mario's sales skilla, you could actually pull this off!
Mario: penis.
Meggy: He's so good he's sold rocks to people before!
Meggy: Whaddaya say?
Grand Chungus: GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Mario: Mama mia..
Judge Chungus: So what's your plan, Mr. sales 'genius'
Mario: Haha! That's-a easy for me!
Mario: First you destroy your competition.
Mario: Hoho! Hello!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Oooh! My boy!
Mario: Are you ready to fly?
Shigeru Miyamoto: Uuhh...
Mario: OKEYDOKEY
Master Hand: HOW DARE YOU! He's your creator!
Mario: Lot's-a fun!
Mario: Hello! Can I destroy your company please?
Goomba: Uh... No.
Goomba: AHHH!
Mario: B*tch
Koopa: Jesus! Hey! You're holding up the lin—Monty Mole: That was very nice...
Mario: Ho my god!
Big Chungus: I did it! I did it!
Mario: Here we go!
Mario: BUY MY GAME!!
Tari: What?
Meggy: see? Look at those awesome sale skills!
Tari: Hmm? What the...
Tari: WOW!!!
Mario: It's-a king Mario!
Mario: Yay!
Judge Chungus: well Mario...you actually put us on the map...
Mario: OOH! Do I get a promotion?!
Judge Chungus: No. You're fired.
(Mario is shocked)
Judge Chungus: But hey, we won't kill you. That's pretty good!
Meggy: Where's my 'thank you'?
Mario: fak uuuu
(Episode ends)