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This is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Corn Trip
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(Glitch intro starts at 1:20)
(Rob was dreaming about corns when Bob bumped him)
Bob: Yo Rob, want to buy some broccoli?
Rob: Broccoli?...oh, knowing you. You must mean drugs right!
Bob: Wow... Is that what you think of me? You know I'm not all about girls, partying, and drugs.
(Bob begins smoking with a tree of broccoli)
Rob: Sorry Bob, all I need is corn.
Bob: Bro! Corn's out of season now, people want broccoli.
Rob: Heathen! How dare commit sacrilege against the almighty corn.
(Rob sees Steve burning down the cornfield crops with a flamethrower)
Rob: STEVE, FOR THE LOVE CORN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Steve: Damn! That's ******* good! (Steve agrees that corn falls out)(Steve continues burning down the crops)
(Rob watches the cornfield burned ablaze)
Bob: Sorry Rob... I know how you feel, one day you're on top of the world eating corn, the next day you lose everything and no one loves you. Just like my parents...
Bob: Broccoli... Rob?
(Rob drives a truck)
Bob: Rob, what are you doing?
Rob: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT CORN IS STILL KING. AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME!!!
Bob: Ok...
TBA
Bob: The hell... you're gonna make us run after a truck...
Rob: Shut up and just run! We're in this mess because of you!
(Rob tries to run after the truck)
Bob: No, I'm done man.
Rob: What?! But we're so close and we need to deliver the corn!
Bob: I don't care about corn, dude...
Rob: ...you... you don't?
Bob: No man! I only did this cause I thought it'd be cool to hang with you, but it's not fun anymore.
Rob: What... what are you saying Bob?
Bob: I'm saying I'm going home. Peace.
TBA
Rob: YOU CORN HAS BEEN DELIVERED SIR!!!
Mario: Corn? Mario's not paying for this! I ordered spaghetti!
Bob: Oh... you see when you said spaghetti, I thought you meant corn.