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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Fancy Dinner.
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Jeeves: Hello there sir. My name is Jeeves and I will be serving you today.
(Donkey kong makes some sounds)
Jeeves: You want everyone to get out? Oh Im afraid I can't do that.
Donkey Kong: Ohh banana. (while he shows the money he has)
Jeeves: Oh would you look at that, it's time to close already.
(Crowd noises)
Jeeves: There you are, Master dong.
Pauline: Uh, Hello
Donkey Kong: HALLELUJAH, holy sh*t!
Jeeves: Right this way, Madam
Jeeves: Here we are.
Pauline: Hey DK!
Pauline: Thanks so much for inviting me over for dinner!
Pauline: um...so...How was your day?
Jeeves: Master Dong, Compliment her appearance.
Donkey Kong: Umm ok.
Pauline: Oh! You like my dress? Thank you so much!
Mario: oh boy, that toilets gonna be clogged for months.
Mario: Hey where did everybody go?
Jeeves: Here's the menu for tonight
Pauline: Oooh! I wonder what I should get...
Mario: lalala hmm hmm hmm, la la la
Mario: Hey Donkey Kong.
( Donkey Kong made a loud noise)
Jeeves: Ah right away, Master Dong.
Mario: Is DK having dinner with Pauline? huh, I guess Pauline is working for the zoo now. Mama mia!
Mario: AHHH! lIVING CUTLERY!
Jeeves: I'm sorry sir, but the restaurant is closed.
Mario: What? But Mario didn't even get his spaghetti yet.
Jeeves: Yes well, that is quite unfortunate but we'll be open tommorrow.
Mario: No! no no no! wahh
*Mario is dragged by Jeeves to the kitchen, crying the entire time*
Pauline: Did someone leave their child behind?
Jeeves: *lifting Mario by the collar of his shirt* What have you done, you...
Mario: HEYYY! Luigi told me the best spaghetti is served here and Mario isn't leaving until he gets it!
Mario: Mama mia!
Jeeves: I'm deeply sorry young man, but I must keep my master happy.
Jeeves: I live by my words, so I cannot simply allow you to- Mario: Come here fishy fishy, here fishy fishy.
Jeeves: HEY! Stop that this instant!!! Look at the mess you're making! Mario: Oh yah, oh yah.
Mario: lalalala la la la hm hm hm lalala hm hm! Mario: Lets-a-go!
Pauline: What is that noise?... Mario: hmmm, nope Not up here...
Jeeves: Get the f*** down from there!
Mario: How about you suck Mario's pingas!
Mario: ahhh! ( he falls down)
Mario: oooh sh*t!
Jeeves: Grrrrrr!
Hey uhh... you okay fork-man?
Jeeves: Why yes, I'm fine.
Jeeves: Everything is...
Jeeves: just...
Jeeves: exquisite...
Jeeves: AHHHHHH!!!
Donkey Kong: hehehe.
(Donket Kong sees the fight and throws up)
Jeeves: What have you done you...
Jeeves: YOU...
Jeeves: PLUMP MAN!!
Mario: You a little coo-coo crazy
Jeeves: No no, this will never do I can't go out there looking like a hobo!
Mario: Unless...
Jeeves: Hold still...
Mario: Ohh... Is Mario a James Bond now?
Jeeves: No! You will be serving Master Kong tonight. Just do as I say and all will be fine.
Mario: Mama mia! huh.
Pauline: I wonder where the waiter went?
(Donkey Kong makes some sounds)
Mario: la la la hm hm hm hm.
Pauline: Oh, Mario? I didn't know you worked here!
Mario: I don't. A giant fork told me to give you this.
Mario: Oh, there seems to be a cork. Let me get that.
Mario: Aw crap I forgot about that.
Mario: One moment please...
Mario: hehehe, Almost got it...
(Mario yells while trying open the bottle)
(Donkey Kong shivers)
Mario: I got it.
Mario: la la la hmhm hm hm hm
Mario: Ok, would you guys like to order?
Pauline: Oh yes please, I'd like the Cordon Bleu.
Pauline: and DK would like the Croque-Monsieur.
Mario: Two bowls of crap comin' right up!
Jeeves: Well Mario, How did it go?
Mario: They ordered two french crap!
Jeeves: uh... Alright...
Jeeves: Ok Mario, take this
Mario: Okie dokie!
Jeeves: Hold the plate with on arm.
Jeeves: Straighten up that back!
Jeeves: Straighten those feet!
Jeeves: Marvelous Mario! We might be able to pull this off atten all!
Jeeves: Now go serve those two.
Pauline: Uhhh... Is Mario ok?
Donkey Kong: uhuh!
Pauline; Anyway as I was saying...
(Mario falls down with the food)
Mario: sh*t!
Mario: hmm! Mama mia!
Mario: Oh I got it.
Mario: I am GENIUS!
Mario: here's-a your sh*t, enjoy.
Mario; Tadaa!
Pauline: Is this some kind of joke!?
(Donkey Kong grabs Mario by the neck)
Mario: Oooh....are you sure you don't want to check out the desert menu?
(Donkey Kong yells and beats up Mario)
Jeeves: Oh dear. This dinner might have gone slightly off track.
Jeeves: Think, Jeeves, think!...
Jeeves: Ugh... looks like it's come to this...
(Mario yells while Donkey Kong chases him with a knife)
Pauline: I knew you were just a big brute, DK! Im leaving!
Mario: Man, you really messed up.
Mario: Mama mia, okie dokie.
Jeeves: I'm immaculate again! I can serve once more!!!
Jeeves: Madam Pauline! I hoped enjoyed that comedy act. DK and Mario were in on it!
Pauline: Huh?... That was all an act?...
Jeeves: Haha! Quite! Isn't that right, you two?
Donkey Kong: HAHAHA!
Mario: LOL
Jeeves: Now, it's time for the main course!
( Jeeves keeps saying pop while he put food on the table)
Pauline: Oh...wow!
Pauline; You really know how to run a dinner, DK.
Donkey Kong: Ookay!
Pauline: We should do this again sometime! This is fun!
Mario: Oh boy! Being a buter was sure fun! Can Mario do it again?
Jeeves: Hmm...I suppose there's some customers I can let you handle...
Bod: Oh boy Bobella-Chan, I so happy you descided you come her to night.
Mario: Hello! It's me!!! Imma be your butler tonight.
Bob: Oh hell yah, this waiter looks decent. This fancy dinner is gonna be great.
End of transcript.