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SMG4: Mario's Hell Kitchen is the fourth episode of Season 9 and the four hundred and seventy-fifth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This episode was aired on February 2, 2019.

Synposis

Bowser's come up with a little cooking competition for Mario and friends...

Plot

You're too dangerous! You might injure someone!

SMG4

The episode begins with Bowser welcoming everyone to his cooking show. He explained the show would feature two teams trying to outdo each other in seeing who was more skilled in cooking. Bowser introduced the first team as Team Spicy, consisting of Mario, Meggy , Fishy Boopkins, Bob, and SMG4. The opposing team, Team Thicc, then entered the stage, with the teammates being Saiko Bichitaru, Tari, Luigi, Shroomy, and Toad. The two teams were then given applause from the audience.

Bowser then showed the two team the dishes they were supposed to make. Team Spicy was tasked with making the elusive baked cake, while Team Thicc must make the infamous roast chicken. The teams were sent to the two kitchens, where Bowser explained that each team would be cooking in either one and they would only have 30 minutes to do so.

At Team Spicy's kitchen, SMG4 gave his team jobs, Fishy Boopkins in charge of gathering ingredients, Bob with mixing, Meggy with frosting, and himself with oven duty. However, he did not give one to Mario (to the latter's dismay and anger), believing his stupidity would get them injured, and even slapped Mario when the latter attempted to help by pre-heating the oven.

Boopkins went to get the ingredients, but did not know where to start, and mistook the trash bin for the ingredients. After taking a can of bleach mistaking it for milk, Bowser asked if he was dumb enough that he could not tell the difference between bleach and milk, with the spike responding "Sometimes", causing the Koopa King to fling him away in anger. Bowser also confiscated Meggy's Splatoon equipment, not wanting her to do a repeat of what happened at Bob's Mansion, and gave her a normal frosting paste, much to her dismay so she joined Mario in the time out corner.

Boopkins did not know what to get, so he got everything, and started to look for ingredients. He pulled out Dr. Eggman and a box of Super Nut, but managed to find an anime doll. Since they only had a finite amount of time, Bob pushed him away and put the pile of trash into the bowl, and started mixing it, turning it into basically a dish from hell. A hand was starting to pop out, but Bob pushed it back in the bowl with a broom, telling the hand to tell Satan to calm his tits and gave the bowl to SMG4, only for the latter to get attacked by a tentacle popping out of the bowl. As SMG4 yelled that he needed help, Mario ignored him, saying that if he could not cook, he would not help.

Meanwhile, in the other Kitchen, Team Thicc was planning their dish, with Toad (carrying a shotgun) saying he got dibs on the chicken, only for Tari to disappoint him with a fridge full of chicken, causing him to throw away the shotgun and shoot Sans in the process. Saiko wanted to take the lazy route and just put the sauce in the chicken so they would be done quickly, only for Bowser to start reprimanding her for attempting to cheat. Luigi told Bowser to calm down while he was cooking the dish, but wanting to be done quick, Toad grabbed the Koopa King and started using his fire breath to cook the chicken, burning Luigi in the process and lighting the kitchen on fire.

Unfazed by the situation, Shroomy asked Tari to cut the carrot, but she did not have the courage to cut even a non-living thing, and threw the knife into the other kitchen, destroying Fishy Boopkin's doll. Shroomy decided to ask Saiko instead, unintentionally offending her for her fragile mental state, which in turn, caused her to taunt Shroomy by saying they could add mushroom to the dish. The still ignited Luigi went to grab ingredients and started to put them in the chicken only for Toad to interrupt him to stop moving as he was busy roasting marshmallow by using him as a fireplace. Luigi eventually could not take the pain and passed out, much to Toad's dismay, as he did not tell Luigi to stop moving completely.

5 minutes remained, and Tari went to the opponent's kitchen to ask for a fire extinguisher, only to see Mario sitting doing nothing (asking Tari if her team was copying them), Meggy trying to stop SMG4 from getting pummeled by the tentacle, Bob filming the whole thing, and Boopkins distraught over the loss of his doll. Meggy asked Mario for some help, but Mario stated he would only help if SMG4 admitted he could cook, but SMG4 refused to admit it, claiming he was horrible at it.

Meggy shouted at SMG4 to just say it already, but he still refused. However, when the tentacle flung SMG4 off and grabbed Meggy, she yelled out for help. Seeing her get attacked, SMG4 was forced to relent, saying Mario was "okay" at cooking. Happy, Mario grabbed some ketchup and sprayed Bob who was still filming the entire incident with it. He then distracted the tentacle with him, allowing Meggy to be free as it went off after him.

Back in the other kitchen, Saiko asked Shroomy to insult her as she works faster when angry. Shroomy complied and told her she would never be loved with that horrendous face, which was enough for Saiko to start working faster. Meanwhile, Mario's tactic failed, and he and Bob went bursting from the other kitchen from the wall, but the tentacle made the mistake of landing next to Saiko, who proceeded to cut it in half with a knife, killing it.

Eventually, both teams managed to create their dish just before the timer reached 0. Soon, it was time for Bowser to taste their creation. He started with Team Thicc's roasted chicken but after eating it, he vomited and said it tasted like penis, much to Team Thicc's sadness as they lost. He then tried Team Spicy's cake but after taking a few bites of it, he fell to the ground and flatlined, presumably because the dish was horrible. The episode ends with Mario concluding that Bowser died because their cake was very delicious, causing Team Spicy to get happy and celebrate their "victory".

Characters

Main Characters

Supporting

Minor Character

Cameos

italics denotes that the person presumably dies in this episode.

Deaths

  • Sans: Got shot by Toad.
  • Octopus Food Monster: Got sliced in half by Saiko.
  • Bowser: Died after he tastes Team Spicy's cake.

Continuity

Trivia

  • Meggy was the only female member of Team Spicy. In contrast, Team Thicc had two female members.
  • It can be considered ironic that Saiko was on the opposite team that Fishy Boopkins was on since she has shown attachment for him.
  • This is SMG4's first appearance in the flesh since SMG4 Christmas 2018: The Most Important Thing. In SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus Hunt, he only appeared in a flashback.
  • This is possibly the last episode where Toad has a major role and appeared with almost the entire SMG4's Gang, due to his infrequent appearences in the next upcoming episodes.

Cultural references

  • Hell's Kitchen: The episode's name is an obvious parody of the actual Hell's Kitchen. Bowser even says "Where's the lamb sauce?!", one of Gordon Ramsay's most famous quotes from the show.

Music used

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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 475 to 484 SMG4 Season 10 Episode 31 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 32 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 33 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 34 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 35 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 36 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 37 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 38 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 39 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 40
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