Mario looks so sexy in that dress.
At least it's not Master Roshi in his underpants.
Maybe you heard Swag sing in the shower? He typically sings about how sexy he is.
You sure you don't want to start another War of the Fat Italians?
Actually, it was because you were taking bribes from the prisoners.
Mario's only type of girl is spaghetti.
There's a spaghetti plague!!!
You didn't know that Mario's been dancing outside his house naked?
If Saiko were there, there would be loads of carnage.
Fishy Boopkins has a waifu pillow of Naruto's sexy jutsu?