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Transcript of Mario's Lemonade Stand.[]
Meggy : ugh... where is that red dummy?...
Meggy: He'd better be saving the world if he thinks he can skip splatfest training....
Mario: Damn, now that's a fine lookin lemonade stand if Mario says so himself!
Mario: Now time to make lots of money!
Fox McCloud: Hi-ya!
Mario: Hey, what the f**k?!
Mario: Hey stinky!
(Kojima puts his hands up)
Mario: YEAH YOU! COME HERE NOW AND GET THIS MAGICAL DRINK!
Kojima: Ohhh!
Kojima: Yeah!
(gets hit by a car)
Mario: God damnit!
Mario: Hey Mr. Dong. Want some magical yellow drink?
Donkey Kong: Oh these are pretty cool bananas.
(Donkey Kong drinks the lemonade)
(he gets to the floor)
(Donkey Kong Screams)
Mario: That'll be $85!
(Tari sighs)
Mario: Hey Tari! Why so sad? Want some lemonade?
Tari: No thanks...
Tari: I had no one to play video games with...
Tari: Meggy's been training for the splatfest and everyone had went to Japan.
Mario: Oh! That's ok! Why dont you help Mario sell some lemonade?
Tari: Huh? Why are you selling lemonade?
Mario: Well...
(Mario thinks in the previous episode)
Mario: Oh no...
Francis: Pay me back for the anime you destroyed, baka!
Tari: Is that Francis from the anime cartel? Mario, they're really bad guys!
Tari: I don't want to do anything to them.
Mario: But they're going to break Mario's kneecaps if he doesn't make the money back he owes them!
Tari: I dunno...
Mario: Come on!
Tari: Ok fine. But wheres your lemonade?
Mario: Oh uhhhh
Mario: Mario only had 1 cup and Donkey Kong drank it.
Tari: Oh...
Mario: Don't worry, Mario can make some more!
(Mario zips his zipper in his pants and pees while he makes lemonade, to the disgust of Tari.)
Tari: why don't you leave making the lemonade to me. You just focus on selling it.
Mario: Okey-dokey! (Smash Bros 64 "Peach's Castle" plays in the background)
Mario: Oh! Lemonade is made by lemons! Who knew.
Tari: Ugh... There has to be a way to get them down
Mario: Well I've done all I can do.
Villager: Get... In... There... B***h!
Tari: Uh... excuse me...
Tari: A little duckie told me that tree over there has...
Tari: CASH!
Villager: money...
(Villager shakes the tree while the Megalovania by Undertale plays in the background)
Villager: Gonna make a sh*t out of you! The money is mine I want the money!
(Mario screams while Tari gets a bucket of the lemons while she hums Mario's theme song)
Tari: We're in buisness, Mario!
Mario: Come here, Fishy fishy!
Mario: Hey, whatever your name is, stupid b***h!
Mario: Would you kindly try some of our lemonade? :D
(Toadette slaps Mario)
Mario: MAMAF**KER!
Mario: Would you like some drugs?
Mario: Oh boy! Another customer!
Mario: Seeing as there's no possible way to get back...
Mario: WHY NOT TRY SOME LEMONADE?
Mario: (chasing to Goomba) Have Mario's drinky!
Tari: Mario... I don't know this is working...
Mario: What do you mean, they're loving it!
Tari: Uh... Let me have a shot...
Shroomy: Lalalalalalala, huh? What's going on?
Tari: Are you... feeling thirsty, Shroomy?
Shroomy: Uhh... A tiny bit I guess...
Tari: Are you looking for something...
Tari: SWEET?
Shroomy: Sure...
Tari: Then you should buy some lemonade.
Shroomy: Uh, can you talk back normally now?
Tari: Sure!
Shroomy: Okay, lemme go get some cash... here we go!
Mario & Tari: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
(Jeeves is in his limo and stops at his shop Moo Moo Milk from "SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk")
Mario: Oh, it's Jeeves! Hey, how's your milk factory going?
Jeeves: Mario! What are you doing? First, you destroy my milk factory (from Mario goes to the fridge to get a glass of milk)
Jeeves: Now you're stealing business from my café!
Tari: Oh, sorry Jeeves. We didn't mean to hurt your buisness.
Mario: Yea, maybe you're just a crappy businessman compared to Mario!
Jeeves: Mario, we'll call it even on my milk factory if you take down your lemonade stand right now.
Mario: Make me...
Jeeves: If you insist...
(Jeeves snaps for the milks to destroy Mario's stand with the Nintendo Switch intro.)
Milk 1 & 2: I'm about to whip somebody's a*s!
Tari: Hey guys, why don't we get a nice cup of lemonade instead? Hehe..
(the 2 milks just stab Mario's Lemonade Stand.)
Tari: No! What are you doing? You're ruining it!
Jeeves: Yes! Just like how Mario ruined my factory! Keep going, boys!
Jeeves: do it.
(One milk destroys Mario's stand by using a gun.)
Tari: We worked so hard on this...
(Mario punches the milk before getting punched away by another milk)
Jeeves: Sorry, Mario, it's just buisness.
Jeeves: Bye!
Shroomy: Oh well, guess I'm going to have some milk then. See ya fellas!
Mario: That's it! You don't mess with the Mario
Francis: You're having trouble? Alright, we're coming over.
Francis: You called my Tomodachi?
Tari: Well we were minding our own business-
Mario: But Jeeves THICC FORK ASS DESTROYED OUR STAND!
Francis: Alright... Leave it to senpai...
Francis: Konnichuwa (こんにちは) bitch
Francis: Attack formations!
(Goomba (Anime Cartel) hits Jeeves with a fan)
Goomba (Francis): I'm gonna kick your a*s, m'kay?
(Tari looks on with shock while Mario hums the Super Mario Bros theme)
Jeeves: HOOLIGANS! MISCREANTS! DELINQUENTS!
Francis: Ahahahaha (gets sprayed with milk while screaming like Peter Griffin)
Milk: We won't let those f***ers take this land!
Jeeves: You nerds and your dumb anime!!!
(Jeeves gets a broom like a ruler to slap like Baldi in "SMG4: If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics".)
Jeeves: CAREFUL! I was apprentice to master baldi in SPANKING!
Francis: DUMB ANIME?!
Francis: Anime is awesome, there is no greater form of entertainment on the face of the Earth-
Francis: AAH!
Jeeves: And stay out!
Mario: Wow, what an a*shole.
Tari: Umm, the lemonade stand wasnt that important anyway.
Tari: How about we open a duck emporium?! :D
Francis: No, Tari-chan. He insulted anime.
Francis: This normies are gonna get a beatdown.
Francis: just like Krillin did in Episode 231 of Dragonball Z!
Mario: Oh, Mario wants to do an anime beatdown too!
Mario: Here we go!
Mario: Hello, It's-a me, Jeeves. What's up?
Shy Guy: Yeah, can I get uhh...
Mario: Eat my fork a*s!
Shy Guy: What the hell?
(Monty Mole sings Elmo's World theme song)
Francis: I can't wait to use this dairy product, oh good it smells like sh*t!
(Tari hums Mario's theme song while the milks destroy Mario's lemonade stand.)
Jeeves: That oughta do it!
(Jeeves hammers his milk factory by putting up "50% off special. All the people come for the 50% off special.)
(Mario gets mad to the milk factory that they have a 50% off special, so Mario putted up a sign that says "51% off special".)
Mario: Take-a this!
(All the people come while Jeeves puts up "Comes with a free cup")
Mario: No you don't!
(Mario puts up "New a*s flavor")
Jeeves: You son of a b*tch!
(Jeeves puts up "Buy one get 99,999,999 free")
(Mario puts up on the billboard "Will sub you on YouTube")
Mario: Take-a that!
(Jeeves puts up "I'll drown you in milk")
(Waluigi in the other hand puts up a little sign from his [[Waluigi's Taco Stand|Tacostand}} when the fans come)
Shroomy: Oh, man, I'm getting mighty thirsty, but what to get?
Francis: HE'S MINE!!!
(Francis gets his army of anime)
(Jeeves gets his army of milk)
(Super Smash Bros Ultimate "Choose Your Character" plays in background)
(In the flashback of Mario Goes To The Fridge To Get A Glass Of Milk, there is some milks in Steve's farm while they shoot cows with the guns.)
Cow: NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO!
Shroomy: Maybe I'll just get a taco.
Tari: AH!...Mario! W-what do we do!?
Mario: Meh, Nothing can hurt Mario.
Meggy: Dangit... where could he have gone...
(While Meggy remembers while Mario was dancing stupid, Mario just gets remembered that Meggy was there, Meggy found Mario, Mario just saw Meggy because he just skip splatfest training)
Meggy: RED!!!!!
Meggy: FOUND YOU!!!
(Meggy runs over Mario with her car)
Meggy: There you are! I've been trying to find you for the past two episodes!
Meggy: Come on! We need to go train for splatfest! Now!!
Mario: Aww but Megggyyyy, Marios in the middle of a gang war right now.
Meggy: Oh, for squid sake.
(Meggy puts the lemonade in the ink gun)
Meggy: HEY!
(Meggy shoots)
Meggy: AGHHH! Stop fighting and let us go train!!!!!!
Francis: HEY! How dare you hurt my henchmen!!!
Jeeves: YEAH!!!
(Jeeves & Francis whistle for their henchmen.)
Mario: Wah!
Tari: Ah!
Mario: Oh, no!
Meggy: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB DRINKS!!!!!
Meggy: SO STOP ACTING LIKE KIDS!!!!
Meggy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU WEIRDOS ARE MEANT TO BE!
Jeeves: W-what...cruel words!
Meggy: C'mon guys... let's go finally train for splatfest...
Tari: Yes Ma'am!
Mario: Moving on the ground, moving on the ground. Hehehehe.
Francis: Don't listen to that bad woman. We're cool people!!!
Shroomy: I just want something to drink.
(Episode ends.)