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This is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Mask Of Madness
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-Scene starts at Peach's Castle, then zooms in to the doors with Mario coming out of them and synchronizing the background music playing with each step-
[Mario dances to DAGames' Baldi's Basics song, You're Mine, until the Happy Mask Man looks at Mario, snickering]
Mario: Hello?
Happy Mask Man: This world has met with a terrible fate haven't it?
Mario: What the hell you talking about?
-he then gets hit by a background-
Happy Mask Man: But that's a fate you can avoid when you buy one of my coronavirus masks!
-Mario ignores his offer and checks his bag with other masks, tossing them out, he chooses a Pikachu mask-
Mario: IT'S PIKACHU!!
-Happy Mask Man slaps the Pikachu mask away from Mario-
Happy Mask Man: NO! Those masks are not for sale! I haven't sold any of them ever since... The incident...
-Mario ignores his warnings and searches deeper, he tosses Majora's Mask and comes to life and then dances away from Happy Mask Man, which angers him and grabs Mario by the neck-
Happy Mask Man: See what you've done! These masks are dangerous and not to be touched!
-He drops Mario and goes after Majora's Mask, Mario gets back up and searches deeper in the bag, finding a mask of himself-
Mario: Ooooh! Let's-a Go!
-He puts on the mask, but no effect has happened, then throws the mask to the ground-
Mario: It's busted!
-Meanwhile, Luigi discovers the mask and puts it on-
Luigi: Look, I'm Mario! Howdy Howdy Howdy!
-The mask sends him into a dark dimension-
Luigi: WAH, Oh no!
-A clone of Marios surround him-
Luigi: Ma-Mario?!
Mario clone: IT'S-A MARIO TIME, MARIO, EH EH EH, MARIO, EH EH EH.
-Luigi runs away in terror, the Mario mask takes over Luigi's body-
Luigi: Say ima hungry!
-He preforms the backwards long jump, the scene cuts to Axol, Melony, who are talking and Meggy, who is reading a newspaper-
Axol: Awwwwe C'moooonnnn, You can be best girl, I promise!
-Silence from Melony, Mario comes in the room-
Mario: What's up, bitches?
-He heard Luigi came inside, Meggy looks-
Luigi: I ATE A BABY!
-he dances while giving the double middle-finger-
Mario: I like his style!
-Mario joins the dance with Luigi, Meggy appears annoyed and Axol looks concerned about him-
Axol: Uhh...Okay, I know I went a bit crazy, but even I find this strange.
-Both Mario and Luigi do the backwards long jump, crashing into a door-
Meggy: Yeah somethings not right here...
-Luigi comes out of the door, with Meggy surprising him with a greeting, which freaks him out and runs-
Meggy: Luigi! We've gotta calm him, now!
-Luigi goes crazy, knocking down a refrigerator and the couch with Melony falling to the ground-
Mario: He seems pretty normal to me!
-Luigi comes up to Mario and prepares to kick him-
Luigi: This is the male penis and testicles!
-He kicks Mario's pingas, causing him fall to the floor-
Mario: Ok maybe we should stop him...
-Luigi runs back and forth, Meggy and Axol tackled him down, Mario runs and jumps in the air to ground pound Luigi-
Mario: AHH MAKE WAY FOR WILLY!!
-Mario Mask comes right off, reverting Luigi back to normal-
Luigi: Am i dead?
-Axol and Meggy look at each other, and then the Mario Mask, they both walk up to it-
Axol: Careful Meggy...
-The Mario Mask glows and starts attacking them, Axol pushes Meggy away and gets grabbed by the mask-
Meggy: AXOL!
Axol: AAUUUGGGGH!!
-He transforms into Mario-
Meggy: Axol?
-Axol slowly turns around and begins to go crazy-
Axol: HI EVERYBODY, MEEP MEEP! PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS
-Axol runs off outside-
Meggy: WE'VE GOT TO GET IT OFF OF HIM!
Mario: But why? He's finally an interesting character now.
-Meggy angrily kicks Mario into the hallway of the castle enterance, Meggy and Luigi follow, Axol comes outside passes by Toad and says random gibberish -
Toad: Excuse me?
-Axol stops for a moment and gets real close to Toad's face-
Axol: Heeeey little boi. You wanna be in my Spaghetti Harem Anime?
-Axol makes weird noises with his lips-
Toad: BITCH, WHAT THE F**K?!
-Toad runs away from Axol, he chases him-
Axol: Cmon! Ill make you a waifu with a noodle and the biggest meatballs!
-Axol then falls down from the backpack with other masks, he gets up and looks, and rapidly throws them out randomly, he gives Toad a Goron Mask and transforms-
Toad: I want to die...
-Mario, Luigi and Meggy came outside-
Meggy: Don't let these masks touch you!
-Mario dodges two masks but then a Tyler1 mask gets equipped-
Mario: WOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-Luigi and Meggy dodge the mask, then accidentally bump into each other and fall, Meggy gets equipped with Beeg SMG4 mask and freaks out, Luigi gets equipped with a Princess Peach mask-
Luigi: Mmm! I don't look a half bad!
-He slaps himself in the ass, with Princess Peach looking lovestruck or jealous, Axol throws another mask away, this time the Fierce Deity Mask, with Melony equipping the mask, turning it from melon, to human, after transforming, she is snoring, turns over and wakes up, realizing she is a human now, but is not satisfied how she looked, she looks as the others are still crazy with masks and then sees a bush that looks like a bed-
Melony: YAAAAAY!
-She walks over to it but then stopped by Axol, who is crazy still, but then gets slapped by Melony-
Melony: No.
-She continues walking, the Mario Mask came off of Axol, as she approaches the bush, she makes it smooth, then falls asleep, Axol then wakes up-
Axol: Oh...what happened?
-He turns around and sees the others with masks on-
Axol: Hold on guys! I'll save you!
-Axol slaps Mario's mask off, and Luigi with a chair, and charges at Meggy with a crowbar, and gently takes the mask off-
Mario: The hell bro?
Meggy: Um... did anyone else notice what just happened?!
-They notice that Melony is sleeping on a bush, but quite shocked on her appearance-
Meggy: Melony?... Is that you?
-Melony turns away, Mario pokes her with a stick, Melony grabs the stick and cuddles it, Axol, looking into Melony, thinking he found true love till Mario interrupts-
Mario: Don't tell me we have ANOTHER anime thot!
-Meggy glares at Mario-
Meggy: What are you implying?
-The Mario Mask is awaken, Meggy turns around and it goes after her face and screams-
Axol: MEGGY, NO!
-Axol tries to stop it from taking her body but was too late, he gets pushed back by its blast radius-
Axol: OH NO!
-Meggy has become Mario-
Luigi: Meggy! Try to fight it! We can-
Meggy: Ima gonna fly for you! MMMMMMMMMM
-Meggy spins around in circles, destroyed Melony's bush, who got angered for a moment but then cries-
Axol: Come on guys! We gotta get that mask off!
-Mario then joins in with Meggy as they both spin around in circles-
Luigi: Mario! Come on!
Mario: Alright fine!
-Mario tries to stop Meggy but then gets kicked away, meanwhile Melony is still trying to revive her bush by watering it, and still crying, Luigi gets his poltergust out-
Luigi: BEGONE...THOT!
-Meggy knocks the poltergust off Luigi's hand and grabs it-
Meggy: So long, gay Luigi!
-She then hits Luigi up into the sky, Axol appears behind her-
Axol: GOTCHA!
-Meggy then aims at Axol with her Splattershot-
Meggy: That's Illegal!
-She shots Axol, Mario and Luigi avoided the blast, Melony found a new bush, but then gets covered in orange ink, she cries yet again-
Axol: Oh god...she's too powerful... It's like if Mario was actually competent!
Mario: HEY!
-Melony found yet another bush. looks both ways then finally sleeps-
Luigi: Mario! If she's anything like you, what would we need to do to stop her?!
Mario: Hmmmmmm... AHA! MELONY!!!
-Melony wakes up-
Mario: I NEED YOUR HACKING SKILLS!!!!
-She gets up annoyed, Mario whispers of what to do, Melony then agrees, she gets her two laptops and puts on shades, and starts hacking, a car appears-
Goomba: Hello, your uber eats is here.
-Mario kicks the Goomba away, unpacks a plate a spaghetti, grabs the Beeg SMG4 mask and puts it on the Spaghetti to make it bigger, he whistles to Meggy-
Meggy: WHAT?
Mario: Hey stinky, look at this!
-Meggy gasps-
Meggy: YYYYEEEEESSSSSS!!
-She humps the Spaghetti, Melony giggles, Axol is amazed, shooked his head from distraction-
Axol: NOW!!!!
-Mario, Luigi and Axol got on top of Meggy to stop the Mario Mask, it flies off and looks at the trio to a stareoff, attempts to go after them but was stopped by Happy Mask Man, hitting it a few times-
Happy Mask Man: DIE DIE DIE DIE
Mario Mask: Ded
-He picks up the Mario Mask and looks back at Mario and co-
Happy Mask Man: LET THAT BE THE LESSON TO THE REST OF YOU...NUTS... Bye-bye for now!
-He used his magic to grab back the Beeg SMG4 mask and walks off-
Axol: Okay...
Meggy: Well I'm glad that's over and everything's back the way it was.
Happy Mask Man: It's not yours! Give it back!
-They see that Happy Mask Man is trying to get the mask back from Melony but she refuses who is still sleeping-
Melony: No no, nononono, no!
Meggy: Well... almost everything...
-Episode Ends-