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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Spicy Day 🔥.
Note: Any grammar errors made in the script when the characters are talking are because of grammatical errors in the video itself.
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(The video begins with Mario walking alone in the darkness)
Mario: Hello??? I was told there would be free spaghetti here? (Looks around, then continues walking forward)
(As Mario walks more in the darkness, two creatures, Glenn Quagmire and Almighty Loaf, appear, stare creepily at Mario while laughing, and then disappear back into the darkness)
Mario: Aw man, I'm gonna die aren't I?
(A beam of light appears, revealing SMG3)
SMG3: (Has an evil look on his face) Hello Mario...
Mario:(Has huge eyes) SMG3!?
SMG3: Welcome to my...
(All of the lights turn on)
SMG3: (Revealing the area with his arms) PRODUCTION STUDIO!!!!
(The scene then shows the production studio is called Snitch Productions, with multiple different areas inside of the studio. The first one being SMG3's Super Awesome Podcast, with Sans and Isabelle talking into microphones, with Waluigi's hat on the ground next to a shovel. The next area is of SMG3's Better Home and Gardens, with Happy Mask Salesman watering a plant next to him, which becomes a deformed Simpson, that says "Kill me I'm in constant pain!!")
Mario: WOAH!! (Looks to his right)
(The next area is of SMG3's Tik Tok, with Colonel Sanders, Hershel Layton, and Jar Jar Binks dancing to a recorder cover of the main Mario theme song. The next area is SMG3 ASMR, with Ronald McDonald and Bart Simpson right in front of two microphones)
Ronald McDonald: (Whispering) I'm going to gently crinkle a little bit of paper.
(Bart Simpson and Ronald Mcdonald then loudy "crinkle" two pieces of paper that are in front of them)
Ronald McDonald: (Whispering) How was that?
(The next area shows SMG3's Tech Tips, with an Xbox model in the middle of the room, as Bob walks up to the Xbox)
Bob: I love refrigerators.
Mario: (In shock) Damnnnnn....
Mario: Can I have my spaghetti now?
(A random screen comes from the ceiling and appears next to SMG3, revealing a picture of SMG3's show, DR. SMG3)
SMG3: Ever since DR. SMG3 got cancelled, (The screen then flies back to the ceiling)
SMG3: I decided to start my own production company!
SMG3: One better than SMG4s stupid production company
Mario: (Gives a thumbs up) Cool!
Mario: (Freaking out) But I was promised spaghetti. Gimme spaghetti.
SMG3: Oh, why Mario...
SMG3: (Raising his arm up to point to a different area) It's already here.
SMG3: Waiting for you.
(The area is revealed to be a blue wall with a sign that says SPICY ONES, with a Box o' Spicy Memes, hot sauce, a table with two chairs, and, most importantly, a plate of spaghetti)
Mario: (Freaking out) OHHHH MY GODDDD!!!! (Zooms over to the spaghetti, creating a trail of fire behind him)
Mario: DAT ASS! (Freakishly eats the spaghetti)
SMG3: (Laughs manically)
Mario: (Staring at him with the plate in his mouth, then falls down to the ground)
SMG3: Hehe...did you like that spaghetti?
Mario: (Nods and pants like a dog)
SMG3: (Holds arms out) There's more where that came from
SMG3: (Points at Mario) Because youre officially invited as a guest on my show...
SMG3: (Showing the SPICY ONES sign) SPICY ONES!!!
(Two Boos appear, holding cameras pointed at Mario)
(Confetti appears, with cheering noises in the background)
Mario: (Looks around) Ooooooo....
(The next scene then shows the Mushroom Castle, inside of SMG4's room, revealing that SMG4 is watching a cat roomba meme with the caption, what)
SMG4: If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.
SMG4: (Confused look on his face) What?
SMG4: (Sees a video titled Mario eats a spicy bean burrito on spicy ones) Mario? What are you doing with SMG3?
SMG4: Pfft, this is probably gonna be some stupid desperate attempt at getting views I bet.
(The video shows the logo of Snitch Productions, and cuts to the video)
SMG3: Welcome Mario to Spicy Ones!
SMG3: The show with spicy questions and even spicier memes!
Mario: (Waves at the camera) Hello! It's-a-me, Mario!
SMG3: (Puts a covered dish on the table) So for this first dish Mario
SMG3: (Places hand on the cover) You'll be trying out
SMG3: (Removes the cover) A delicious pepe! (Reveals a dancing Pepe the Frog)
SMG3: Be careful now, they're pretty spicy.
Mario: (Grabs the pepe and eats it) Ooooo wow that is spicy! But nothing Mario can't handle
SMG3: So Mario, What's it like being Mario?
Mario: Pretty good. I scratched my ass this morning. Felt nice.
SMG3: Uhhh ok
SMG3: Well, next up on the show we're upping the spiciness! (Places down the second covered dish)
SMG3: (Takes off the cover, revealing a head that just says Succ)
Mario: (Grabs the head, and eats some of it)
SMG3: So Mario, can you tell me a bit about your childhood
Mario: (Eats more of the head) Sure thing! You see, when Mario was wee boy (Shocked from the spiciness) Ooo, that is spicy...
Mario: (Slowly eats more of the head) When Mario was a wee boy, Id for some reason hang out with yoshi and-
Mario: (Shocked) Oooo my ass. (Gets set on fire from the spiciness)
Mario: (Screaming and running all over the place)
SMG3: (As Mario is still screaming in the background, SMG3 faces the camera) Well folks, looks like Mario couldnt handle the spiciness after all.
Mario: (Jumps into a giant jar of SMG3 Gamer bath water, and is extinguished)
SMG3: We'll end it here, stay tuned next time where we interview Obama and see
SMG3: (A picture of Barack Obama eating chicken shows up on the screen) If he can handle the raw spice of the triple alarm omega MEME.
SMG3: (Waving) Goodbye, goodbye, good friends goodbye... (SMG4's computer screen shows the video fading into black)
SMG4: (Pointing at the computer) OH MAN, WHAT A LOSER! HES SO DESPERATE! (Laughs)
SMG4: (In shock) WHAT?! (The computer shows the video gaining 6 million views fast)
SMG4: (Slams his hand on his desk) Oh no no no no you've got to be kidding me! (Scrolls through the comments, which say "first", "Oo ma ass that was spicy", "SMG4 SUX COMPARED TO SMG3", "Amazing Content", and finally, "Wow! SMG3 is so much better than SMG4".)
SMG4: (Falls on the ground, sad)
SMG4: (Gets up) I dont believe it.
SMG4: SMG3 must be plotting something evil
SMG4: AND IM GONNA MAKE SURE I STOP HIS EVILNESS!!! (Runs outside of his room, and out to stop SMG3 from his evilness)
SMG3: (Rubbing chicken against a microphone, while whispering) Doesn't that sound nice? That's good.
Mario: (Bites the chicken, also biting SMG3's hand)
SMG3: That's my hand, Dan that's my hand..
Mario: (Bites harder)
SMG3: OW OW OWWW OWWWW!!!
(The scene shows a colorful transition to SMG3 not being bitten by Mario)
SMG3: And that's it for SMG3 ASMR today. Hope you all enjoyed! (Runs towards Mario, who has the chicken in his mouth)
SMG3: Thanks for being on the show Mario.
SMG3: The video you were on got really popular! How'd you like to be in another video?
Mario: (Gives a thumbs up while nodding)
SMG3: Awesome. (Looks towards a different area)
SMG3: Hair and Makeup!!! Get Mario ready!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother. (Walks towards Mario) I'm so dummy thicc (Grabs Mario and drags him away) An..other clap.
SMG3: (Walks in front of the Snitch Productions sign) Hehe...it's all coming together...
SMG3: (Walks into frame of the camera, in front of a sign that says SMG3's Puzzle Palooza)
SMG3: Welcome everyone! To SMG3's Puzzle Palooza
SMG3: (Directs the audience's attention to Mario) Here I have Mario!
Mario: (Wearing glasses, which fall off onto the table) Can I have some spaghetti now?
SMG3: (Gives Mario a Rubik's Cube) You sure can Mario!
SMG3: All you need to do is solve this puzzle.
Mario: (Grabs the Rubik's Cube, and throws it away)
SMG3: Hey! What are you doing you idiot!?
Mario: Where's my spaghetti, where's my spaghetti?
SMG3: (Angrily walks towards where Mario threw the Rubik's Cube, then is shocked, revealing that the Rubik's Cube is solved)
SMG3: ...it's...solved
(The scene shows confetti and balloons everywhere, congratulating Mario for solving the puzzle)
Mario: (Spaghetti falls in front of him, which he, again, he freakishly eats)
SMG3: Well I'll be. Looks like we have a genius here!
SMG3: Welp, thank you for watching. This is your host SMG3 and you're watching-
OBJECTION!
Shadowy Figure: Whatever it is your up to, I'm here to stop you SMG3.
SMG3: (In shock) Who...who are you?!
Shadowy Figure: I'm Batman.
Mario: OH HEY ITS SMG4! HEYA! (Waves at SMG4)
SMG4: NO NO NO NO NO NOOO! (Falls onto the ground, revealing that he was behind a cardboard cutout)
SMG3: Oh...it's just you
SMG3: SECURITYYYY!!
SMG4: AHHH, CRAP!
(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy appear in front of SMG4)
SMG4: HEY! Mario. Help me stop SMG3!
Mario: (Eating spaghetti, then looks at SMG4) Why? SMG3 isnt doing anything wrong?
SMG4: (Freaking out) HE IS! I JUST KNOW IT!
Mario: (Looking back at SMG3) Sorry 'bout him SMG3, he's a special boi.
SMG4: (Points behind Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) LOOK! A TWITCH THOT
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Turns around) NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME!!
SMG4: (Running away) RUN BITCH!
Mermaid Man: (Points at SMG4) Get that motherf*!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Runs towards SMG4)
SMG4: (Screaming while running)
SMG4: (Throws a spicy meme at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) Take this!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Screaming in pain)
SMG3: (Pointing angrily at SMG4) GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!
Mac Tonight: (Reading a book to a group of Sunflowers) You're cosy and warm in your bed my dear; go the f**k to sleep)
SMG4: (Kicks the group of Sunflowers away) HA HA!
Mac Tonight: (Cries while kneeling on the ground)
(The next scene shows the SMG3 Tik Tok, with Monokuma, William Afton, and Dio Brando dancing to a cover of the song Astronomia, more well known as the Coffin Dance Meme)
SMG4: (Changes the song to a Barney and Friends song)
William Afton: Ah..ah!
Monokuma, William Afton, and Dio Brando: (Walks away sadly)
SMG4: (Tip toes through the SMG3 ASMR section, while he throws things quietly at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, who also throw things quietly at him. They then all circle the table quietly, and run off again, continuing the chase)
SMG3: STOP! PLEASE! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
SMG4: (Running and screaming, knocking over the microphone)
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Runs through the area, destroying the entire area)
Isabelle: (Gets visibly angry)
Sans: (Also gets visibly angry)
Isabelle and Sans: (Walks over to the spotlight, in front of where Mario is sitting)
SMG3: (Slowly backing away) Oh no. EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! (Runs away)
Mario: (Looks and points at Isabelle and Sans) Why? Whats the worse these pipsqueaks could do?
(The scene shows Isabelle pull out a giant gun, and Sans with his skeleton head power to attack Mario, with Megalovania playing in the background)
Mario: (In shock) I can't feel my pingas.
(The scene then shows a giant explosion towards Mario, causing the entire production studio to explode)
Mario and SMG4: (Walking past the rubble of the SPICY ONES set, then walk to where SMG3 is kneeling)
SMG4: Nice try. But once again, your evil plan has been foiled!
SMG4: I said: once again, your evil plan has been foiled!
SMG3: (Starts crying while kneeling on the ground)
SMG4: What a baby...
SMG3: (Looks at SMG4) ...Evil? Where do you see evil?
SMG3: (Walks to a pile of rubble) My poor creations... (Pulls out a deformed Kirby, which falls on the ground and dies)
Deformed Kirby: I am dead (X_X)
SMG3: All I wanted was to entertain. To make people happy.
SMG3: To show them something beautiful. And now its gone.
SMG4: Bro, Just build another studio.
SMG3: THESE SHOWS AND MEMES WERE MY CHILDREN. YOU CANT REBUILD CHILDREN.
SMG4: Not with that attitude
SMG3: You never cared about me being happy...ever since we first met
(The scene shows a flashback of when SMG4 and SMG3 were in a school called Memewarts: Memecraft and Memery)
SMG3: From the beginning, you were the golden child.
SMG3: The Fat Italian everyone loved and adored for all your precious memes.
SMG3: (Lifting up and down a Tinky Winky)
SMG4: (Laughs at SMG3 while lifting up a Beeg SMG4) Oh yeah!
SMG3: Kiss me... (Moves his head closer to a body pillow)
SMG3: (Looks over at a bunch of people cheering for SMG4, which are Pepe the Frog, Bandage Girl, Carl Wheezer, and Woody)
SMG4: (Looking at the group) Yeahhh..!
Body Pillow: (Looks at SMG3, then at SMG4, then back at SMG3, then back at SMG4, and walks towards SMG4) Uh, bye!
SMG3: (Looks down sadly)
(The next scene shows SMG3 sitting on a frog in the water, and SMG4 sitting on Scout, who is dressed like Sonic the Hedgehog)
Scout: Gotta go fast.
(The scene shows SMG4 zooming around the water course at SMG3 is going extremely slow)
SMG3: (Looks down sadly again)
(The next scene shows Dumbledore pointing at a board that says FINAL EXAM)
SMG3: (Summons a small Eggdog)
Dumbledore: (Nods in approval, and almost gives SMG3 the passing trophy)
SMG4: HEY!
Dumbledore and SMG3: (Looks over at SMG4)
SMG4: (Summons a bigger and more superior Eggdog)
Bigger Eggdog: (Woofs and shoots the smaller Eggdog, which causes the smaller Eggdog to explode)
Dumbledore: (Walking over to SMG4) Why he's even better. (Gives SMG4 the trophy)
(The scene then fades back into the present)
SMG4: I...didnt know that's how you felt. (Walks over to SMG3, and places his arm on SMG3's shoulder)
SMG4: Will you accept my apology?
SMG3: (Gets an angry expression on his face, and looks down to see one of creations say "Father, please help me")
SMG3: It's too late for that. If the world wants me to be evil. Then so be it. (Stomps out the creation)
SMG3: (Looks back at SMG4) Watch your back! I'll see you again. (Disappears in smoke)
SMG4: (Looks around in shock)
Mario: What do you think he'll do?
SMG4: Dunno. Something devious, no doubt...
SMG3: GOTCHA BITCH! (Runs towards SMG4 and kicks him in his nuts)
SMG4: (Falls on the ground in pain) Oh my SMG4 nuts!
SMG3: (Giving the double middle finger) SIKE! HA HA! Time to go fap!
(The video ends with SMG3 levitating into the air off screen)