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Transcript[]
(SMG4 intro.)
(At the castle, SMG4 is napping, Toad is reading, Luigi and Fishy Boopkins are playing chess, Bowser is carrying Peach, Wario and Waluigi are lifting a safe, and Bob is holding a sign demanding that a movie about him get made. Suddenly, Mario comes in, wearing shades.)
Mario: Whaddup, biyatch?!
(Everyone just stares at him.)
Mario: Out of the way, bishes! Rich, famous man coming through!
SMG4: Uhh...what are you talking about?
Mario: Look at this new viral video I uploaded to the channel I forgot I had! :D (The videos shows Mario insulting Peach, two Toads humping, and SMG4 exploding at his desk.) Just look at these stats! Imma rising star! (Rating: 37,850,712 views, 573496 likes, and 3,510,749 dislikes.) Also don't forget the success of the Mario channel!
SMG4: Hey! I let you upload that to my channel!
Mario: Nobody caaaaaaares! Now, if you excuse me, Mario is gonna make his next big hit! (He leaves.)
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, being a YouTuber sounds like fun! Oh, I wanna try!
Bob: Oh, my God, what was I thinking? (To SMG4.) I don't need your bitch ass to make videos! (Hits him.) I'll do them myself and get cash money.
Wario: Yeah!
Waluigi: Oh yeah!
Bowser: GENIUUUUS! (Throws Peach.)
Peach: (Gets up.) Yay!
Toad and Luigi: Oh yay!
(They all leave.)
THE NEXT DAY
SMG4: Alright, Lets see if theres anything new on Youtube.
(He goes to YouTube only to get bombarded by Skype messages by his friends asking him to check out their videos.)
SMG4: Oh my fucking God... Well...I got nothing better to do.
Luigi[]
Luigi Plays: MINECRAFTTT
Luigi: (Smacks screen.) Topothemornintoyaladdies! My name is Weegeepie! Ok guys, welcome to Luigi's playthrough of Minecraft. This is my very first time, so I hope you guys like it a lot! Today in Minecraft, uh, we're going to build a brothel... (Spots a chicken.) Oh look, a chicken! Let's go chase the chicken! Hey, chicken, fuck you! (SMG4 is unamused.) Okay, what nest, uh... Oh look, another chicken! Yay, go chase the chicken! (Finds a moose.) You want to be my friend, moose? Oh yeah, moose, you like that, don't you? I am so funny! I hope you guys enjoyed that playthrough of Weegeepie!
Mario: Hey, Luigi! Mama mia, why are you playing that boring crap?! That's boring! You're boring everybody! GET OVER HERE! (Tackles Luigi.)
(Cut.)
Luigi: (He is playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent. There's also a dancing penguin.) Oh well, okay, Mario recommended me this game, and um, it has a dancing penguin, so it can't be that bad, right? Okay, let's start. We will go through the wall. (Encounters an enemy dancing to Thriller.) What's that?" Hello? Okay... Looks friendly enough. Um, guys, I'm gonna go check him out. Hello. Hey bro, how you-
Monster: Boo! (Luigi screams like a girl, then blows up.)
(Cut.)
Luigi: Okay, that's it for Weegeepie! I only shat myself once! Make sure you PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE! (Subscribe card.)
SMG4: ...Too bad that didn't kill me.
Bob[]
THE BOB MOVIE
Superbobglitchy4 prezents: BOB TEH MOVIE
Bob: It is 1969. Get it? 69! Anyway. Oh shit, who's this sexy beast?! It is the main character, Bob, of course! He is the sexiest man alive! Oh yeah, look at that ass! (He hears a scream.)
Female Bob: Oh no! Somebody save me!
Evil Bob: Hahahaha! I am Evil Bob! Gonna take your bitch ass!
Bob: Oh my God! Have no fear, Bob is here to save you! (He flies over.) Stop right there, evildoer! I will use my special attack! (Fires green screened fireballs.)
Evil Bob: Oh no! I have been defeated! (Dead.)
Female Bob: Oh yay! You saved me!
Bob: Shut up, woman, let's make babies! (They have sex, then the credits roll.)
(SMG4 is pounding his head on the keyboard.)
Wario[]
WARIO PRANKS OMG! (GONE WRONG/SEXUAL) 100% NOT CLICKBAIT
Wario: Welcome to Wario Invasion, where we do pranks! Wahahaha! Oh yeah, by the way, check out my house, I'm so rich! (Gets startled by Big Smoke, who walked in.)
Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool!
(Cut.)
Wario: Okay, this is my ACTUAL house, but it doesn't matter, cause we're gonna do pranks! But before we do, I wanna ask you, audience, for 50 MILLION LIKES! CAN WE HIT IT ON THIS VIDEO!? 50 MILLION LIKES! CAN WE FUCKING DO IT!? WHAT IS GOOD!? 50 MILLION! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN IT! AHHHHH! Destroy that like button! Like I destroyed your mama's pingas! (Cut to him out of breath.) Okay, but now it's time for the REAL content of the video... But first, this video is brought to you by Wario's Microgame Emporium! Selling all these crappy games for a high price! Come on down! Please! I need money! We have a range of games, such as "Kill The Person", "Run Over The Old Man", "Grope The Bo-"
SMG4: Come on, already! (It shows that the video is 10 hours long. He skips to the end.)
Wario: "Play With Knives", "Jump In The Lava", and much much more! Come on down to Wario's Emporium! Uh, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, that's right, the prank! (He runs over a Koopa.) Waheh, it's just a prank, bro! And that ends this episode of Wario Invasion! BUY MY STUFF!!
SMG4: ...I want to die.
Fishy Boopkins[]
Frozen Elsa Spiderman DisneyCarToys Toy Channel Parody Cookie Monster Barbie and Ariel
Fishy boopkin's Toy time ep 1
Fishy Boopkins: Uhh, we got... (Shows a Spider-Man figure.) Okay, we got this little toy over here, (Shows an Elsa doll.) and a princess. So the princess comes, "Hi, how are you?", "I'm okay!" "Okay, kiss!" (He makes them kiss.) Okay now- Look! (Shows an Eggman toy.) Another guy came in! Look, it's Dr. Eggman! Oh no! "I'm gonna attack you!" "OH NO, DON'T ATTACK ME!" Ahh... Umm... Can I have likes now?
(SMG4 is on fire.)
Bowser[]
Cooking with bowser: The ultimate guide
Bowser: Uh, hello, guys, it's uh, Bowser's cooking show here. So, the ingredients we have today are: We have some, uh, tomatoes here. We have some uh, some lettuce or some shit, I don't know what that is. We have some uh... Eggs, I guess. Those are like eggs, so I'm just gonna say they're eggs. And uh... Have some uh... Secret Peach Sauce here. Not gonna say what that is. OK, so get all that shit, put it in that shit, blend that shit for, I don't know, like, 10 seconds, put that shit out and BAM! You got a nice delicious... (Giant Engineer head.) Meal there. Very nutritious. Uh like comment and subscribe. (End card.)
(SMG4 tried to follow along, but he completely destroyed his.)
SMG4: WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!
Toad[]
Government run by Illuminati?!
"Government is Illuminati?!" This video has been taken down due to claims by the FBI and Government.
No witnesses.
SMG4: (Major :O face.)
Peach and Waluigi[]
HOW 2 DO THE MAKEUPS FT. WALUIGI
Peach: Hi! Today, I'm gonna teach you how to look good for your man! (She sets Waluigi on a chair, pulls out a box of makeup, and proceeds to do "clean" him: Brushing his hair, cleaning his face, applying lipstick, and other stuff. All very, very crazily.)
Peach: A fuckin' mastapiece!
(In the end, Waluigi looks like Robbie Rotten. He then kills himself.)
SMG4: Boooring! Why does everyone suck balls! Cmoon... There's only one person left...And they better have a damn good video!
Mario[]
MARIO REACTS TO SMG4! (Numerous emojis.)
(Fancy TheAwesomeMario intro.)
Mario: Welcome! Today, Mario is gonna watch Who let the chomp out. Let's go! (He watches and does a couple reactions at first, but quickly and obviously loses interest, as he's seen goofing around, reading, and going to the restroom.) oh yeah, don't forget to buy one of my shirts! (Lastly, he naps.) Well that was a video. SMG4, pls make if Mario was in ya mom :D Uh, BYE!
SMG4: Well, that a load of shit. Let's watch some REAL youtube videos!! (He watches this. He happily hums.) If there's a better use for the Internet, I haven't found it.
(Credits roll.)