Those tanks sure will be useful for world domination.
This is a news channel, not a porn channel!
Fishy Boopkins wanted to turn everyone into anime characters! The fiend!
Well, thank God he's not going to pee on the mainframe.
You're a Koopa, not a Bob-Omb! Stop destroying things!
Fishy Boopkins wants to brainwash the entire world into becoming weeboos.
You do realize that you're going to get sued for this, right, Bowser?
I wonder why Fishy Boopkins’ channel wasn’t banned for nudity.
His channel made me cry all over my computer...and then it shortcircuited!
I'm sure Luigi is happy to be in the spotlight instead of his brother for a change.
I heard Yoshi is going to upload a Youtube video of him committing tax fraud.