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DISCLAIMER: All channels in the MarioTube series EXCEPT for TheAwesomeMario are made up...
Luke Lerdwichagul: Hey guys! All channels in the MarioTube video are not real, except for TheAwesomeMario. So if you see any of these channels in YouTube, they're not run by me. And that's all. Enjoy the video!
(SMG4 Productions intro.)
(The episode starts with SMG4 at his computer.)
SMG4: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
(Mario suddenly bursts in, looking all depressed, and flops down on the ground, crying.)
SMG4: *sigh* ...What is it, Mario?
(Mario shows him his laptop.)
Your channel: TheAwesomeMario has been banned
Reason: Extensive Swearing
SMG4: oh yeah, Youtube has been adding more strict policies so you gotta be more careful.
Mario: OH HELL NO! This won't stop Mario! I'll make a new channel!!! (He runs out.)
SMG4: hmmm...I wonder if the other guys have had their channels banned...
Luigi[]
(An angry Luigi is on his laptop.)
Luigi: Oh, Hell no!
Your channel: Weegeepie has been banned
Reason: Copyright infringement
(He ponders.)
SMG4 IS DEALING??, MARIO GOES STREAKING!!! TOAD GOES CRAZY OFF CANDY!!! - WEEGEE ALERT
Supah Weegee Alert
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi Alert! The best news channel in the world! OK, so first we have breaking news. YouTuber SMG4 was spotted dealing memes in alleyways in downtown Mushroom Kingdom. (At the scene.) OK guys, so here I am at the site where SMG4 was last spotted.
SMG4: Hey, you want some memes? (Presents a meme.)
Luigi: ...How much do you charge?
(Back at the studio.)
Luigi: Next up, Toad goes on a rampage through town fueled by sugar and doing inappropriate behavior, as seen here. (He shows Toad going crazy.) Oh boy! We have Toad on the line now for an interview! Hey Toad, why do you do such acts?
Toad: No one wants to hear your shit, Luigi!!!
Luigi: Thank you for your time, Toad. Lastly, Mario goes naked once again and everyone within a kilometer of him goes blind!
(Mario bursts in, nude.)
Mario: Did somebody say "Mario"!?
Luigi: NO, MARIO, GET OUT OF HERE! YOU"RE NAKED AND MY CHANNEL WILL BE BANN-
Your channel: Supah Weegee Alert has been banned
Reason: Nudity
Bob[]
Bob: (On a laptop.) What the hell is this bullshit?!
Your channel: super BOB glitchy 4 has been banned
Reason: Implications of terrorism
Bob: Well, whatever. I was becoming too popular anyway. It's time I focus on my rapping career!
BOB - THE BEST RAPPER IN THE WORLD
Bob's Raps
Bob: If you were looking for the best song in the world... Then look no further! Because you have come across the best of the best! Are you ready? (Beatbox, then awful rapping.) B-O-B. You heard that right, Bob is here! And it's gonna be tight! Mushroom Kingdom, born and raised. Sewers is where I spent most of my days. Knees weak, ass sweaty, something something mom's spaghetti. Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Morgan Freeman, and um, Jafar. You've just been overthrown! Oh yeah, bitch! (Wild, loud cheering.)
Your channel: Bob Paul has been banned
Reason: Making people's ears bleed
Fishy Boopkins[]
Fishy Boopkins: (On a laptop.) Oh no! What happened to my channel?
Your channel: Fishy boopkins toy time has been banned
Reason: Too cancerous
Fishy Boopkins: You know what? I'm gonna go make a new one! It's gonna be better!
Fishy boopkins play time extra fun ep 1
Fishy Boopkins: Hey, everybody! Welcome to Fishy Boopkins Play School! Today, we're gonna learn all about animals! Okay, to start off, we have this T-Rex. ROAR goes the T-Rex! Then, we have this tank. BOOM goes the tank! Yay, destruction! Here we have a plutonium rod. EEEEEEEEE goes the plutonium rod. (He gets set on fire.) It feels like burning... Have you guys noticed the theme of today? It's not actually animals. It's the color green! Let's sing! Put on the song! (Music.) Green is for YOSHI! Greens is for Luigi! Green is for pickles! Green is for WORLD DOMINATIOOOON! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Your channel: Fishy Boopkins Weenie hut jnr fun has been banned
Reason: Attempted world domination
Wario[]
Wario: (On a laptop.) What's-a going on here? Oh... *groan, growl*
Your channel: Wario Invasion has been banned
Reason: Misleading content
Wario: Somebody cheated... I can't lose!
WARIO DOES SOME DARES! (NOT CLICKBAIT!)
Wario: Hello, you sexy Warios... uh, yeah. I'm-a done with pranks now and I'm actually gonna do some content, like... Dares! That's right, no more advertisements! (BUY MY CRAP CALL 1800-432405347625) Hehehe. Alright, let's read some suggestions!
EAT THE HOTTEST CHILI SAUCE WHILE SINGING I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU - By Titysprinkles69
Wario: (Eats chili.) Ok, here we go. (Disclaimer: I actually ate chili) (He horribly sings I Will Always Love You until he explodes and falls in water.)
Ride in a shopping cart and do mad trix - By Icryatnaightwithmaiwaifus
Wario: I'm-a Wario... And this is Jackass! (He gets in the cart and does tricks.)
TROLLEY JUMP - 200 POINTS
SEXY GRIND - 50 POINTS
THE CHOLESTEROL - 4000 POINTS (Fantastic!)
THE HEAD COMA - 900 POINTS (OW!) (WOW!)
FLYING FAT MAN - 15000X3 POINTS
Wario: Here I go! (Falls off the ramp lazily.)
THE GARLIC BREATH - 100000 POINTS (Holy shit...!)
I dare you to have a stable life and source of income. - By FOOKINGRINGRINGRING
Wario: Hahaha, funny. Ha. Just joking, you guys. Heh... No... Like... (He collapses on the ground, crying.)
Your channel: Wario Dares has been banned
Reason: Too depressing
Bowser[]
Bowser: (On a laptop.) *yell, grunt*
Your channel: Chef Bowser has been banned
Reason: Your recipes didnt work
Bowser: OH HELL, NO!
Bowser reviews the I-shroom600 phone
Bowser: Okay, so today, we're gonna be reviewing the iShroom 600.
I-shroom600
Camera: 144p
Screen size: none
Storage: 240kb
RAM: 1mb
Processor 69 GHz super wumbo apple core :O
Price: your life
Bowser: It's a pretty good phone. It came around about uh... I dunno, like 10 years ago or some shit like that. (Correction: 1973) So as you can see, it's got these uh shitty-ass sugar cube buttons on it here, which you can hardly press. I can't use it with my big-ass, dinosaur-turtle hands. So, mine is punch pad, I guess. Another thing you can do with it is that you can make some mad beats. You know, by pressing the little numbers here. I'm-a make some right now, here we go... (Plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".) Look at this Mozart shit going on! So, uh, the main issue with this phone is that it, uh, it doesn't-it doesn't have a fucking screen. So, you can't play your Angry Birds, you can't play your Candy Crush Saga, you can't see what the hell you're doing. Or unless you're fuckin' blind. I guess... This phone can double up as a snack. Y'know, seeing as though it's a... Fuckin' mushroom. Here we go, we're gonna do a little taste test review here. (Chomp.) Mmm... Delicious, uh, circuitry. My mouth is bleeding. I'll be right back.
(Later...)
Bowser: I'm getting tired of reviewing shitty-ass technology. So, I'm jus-I'm just going to become a tech-destruction channel. Fuck all this shit. (He goes to a store where he destroys any and all tech stuff.)
Your channel: Bowser Tech reviews has been banned
Reason: Screw you bowser, why you gotta be destroying shit, don't you have anything better to do. you know you're better than this, why you gotta do this? also why do you have to steal the princess? I mean shes not even that hot shes like a 1/10 now have you seen birdo thats some thicc dino ass righht there. oh what was I typing about? I forgot lol. anyway, my wife left me so Im stuck here typ
Peach and Waluigi[]
Peach: Awww... No.
Waluigi: Oh no!
Your channel: Peachy make up crap has been banned
Reason: Animal cruelty
(Waluigi ponders.)
Peach: Next time, it's mine.
Top 10 anime fights of all time
(Flashy intro.)
Waluigi: Welcome to the top 10 WAAAAAAAAHtchmojo!
Peach: With Peach, I guess, yay!
Waluigi: Today, we're looking at top 10 anime fights!
Peach: Oh yay!
Waluigi: Number 10, Star Wars Episode 12. How intense! Look at that, they're spinning their lightsabers around!
Peach: Number 9, Spongebob versus Patrick!
Waluigi: For all those people with a foot fetish out there, I suppose... That's amazing!
Waluigi: Number 8, Ronald McDonald versus Hungry Jacks! Oh God, that poor kid!
Peach: Number 7, Pokemon: The Forgotten Tales.
Waluigi: Oh, the humanity! OH NO! OH GOD!
Peach: A really cute fight indeed. 10/10.
Waluigi: Number 6, Guy versus door! OH! And it's a KO!
Peach: Hey, that sucks! Barney versus Cookie Monster was better! Look at that cinematography!
Waluigi: Peach, you suck at judging! Remember that one time Arthur punches his sister, whatever her name is?
Peach: Hey, you wanna go mate? I'll fight you!
Waluigi: No, I'll fight you! Come on, bitch! I'll fuckin' kill you! (He and Peach fight.)
(No. 1: Peach vs. Waluigi)
Your channel: WAAAAAAHtchmojo with peach i guess has been banned
Reason: Domestic violence
Mario[]
MARIO"S LIFE IS SO AWESOME, :D
Mario: Hello, welcome to Mario vlogs! :D (He goes around doing random stuff.) Yahooo...oh man, this just doesn't feel the same...I miss my old channel... That's it! Mario gonna go to Youtube and get his channel back!
(Mario ninjas his way around YouTube HQ.)
Mario: ooh...Mario's cloak ability...activate! (He gets past the employees and finds out he is close to the central mainframe servers.)
Guard: Hey! Who the hell are you?
Mario: I am depressed.
Guard: ...Okay, I guess that makes sense. (He walks away. Mario enters the room.)
Mario: I'm in. (He hacks until his channel is back up. He celebrates.) I am so smart! I am so smart! and now time to wash off any traces that mario was here! (He pours water on the machines, causing them to malfunction.) Woah! Nice computer- (BOOM!)
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(Credits roll.)