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This is SMG4: Mario Can't Play With You Anymore...'s official transcript
[SMG4 Intro]
(The camera pans into the Mushroom Kingdom)
(Mario goes through the door)
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(Mario spins around while walking)
(Mario stops)
Toad: Goodness, Mario!
Toad: The Princess has been captured!
(Mario twists his neck to Toad (somethin ain't quite right around these here parts -Editor) (yeah i got your point lol -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Mario goes closer to Toad)
Mario: Toad?
Mario: when the heck did you care about the princess?
Toad: Please help Mario! You're our only hope!
(Mario approaches Toad and stares at him
Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
(Toad was slain by Mariofatass69 using fist)
(Toad f*cking dies)
(Bowser bursts through the door)
Bowser: MWAHAHA. It is I, King Koopa and the princess is mine.
Mario: wot.
Mario: Bowser, quit acting stupid! Lets go play some video games.
Bowser: Well if it isn't Mario, my archnemesis.
Bowser: Get ready to fight!
(For his neutral special, Mario wields a gun)
(Bowser's head inflates)
(The gun doesn't shoot??)
Mario: Hmmm?
Mario: GRRRR!
(The gun censors)
(The gun transforms into Fire Flower)
Mario: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Peach: HELP ME YA FOOL, YA FOO-
(Mario throws Toad at Peach)
Mario: SHUT UP!!!
Mario: GRRRr
(Mario T-poses again and collides through the door)
Bowser: HEY WAIT! DONT YOU WANT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS?!
Mario: Hm.
Luigi: MARIO! There you are!
(Mario approaches Luigi and checks if he's off)
(Mario shows a gay magazine)
Luigi: (Nut)
(The magazine censors and it turns into a Holy Bible)
(Luigi doesn't like it)
(Mario throws it away)
Mario: Oh thank god you're still normal Luigi.
Mario: Something really weird is happening.
Luigi: I know! Everyones acting strange!
Luigi: And that's not all!
Luigi: I have something to show you!
(Mario follows Luigi)
Bowser: Hey, look! I got peach. Gonna kidnap her. (nobody cares bowser -CorruptedGalaxies)
Bowser: Gonna make her my princess.
Mario: I don't care.
Mario: She's a bitch. (that was one of the most classic SMG4 things i've ever heard in a while)
(Mario continue following Luigi)
Bowser: ...
(The video shows a barrier separating a mysterious dessert from the Mushroom Kingdom)
Luigi: This giant barrier over here appeared last night!
Mario: Hm?
(Mario puts his hand on the barrier)
(Mario's hand dies)
Mario: Oh ok.
(Luigi is worried)
(Luigi tries to look at everyone at the mysterious desert)
Dude: LALALALA!!!!!-
(A bird takes him)
(Luigi spots SMG4) (:o -CorruptedGalaxies)
(SMG4 wakes up)
SMG4: Huh?
(SMG4 sits up)
SMG4: Oh god whuzgoin'on..Augh..?
SMG4: ...Huh?
(SMG4 spots Meggy)
Meggy: Ow...
Meggy: what the hell?
Meggy: SMG4!
Meggy: What Happened?
Meggy: Where are we?
SMG4: I-I dunno...
SMG4: Last thing I remember was watching memes while i was on the toilet yesterday (oh- -CorruptedGalaxies)
Meggy: ........ (LMAO -CorruptedGalaxies)
(SMG4 looks at her awkwardly)
SMG4: What?
(The video shows SMG4 and Meggy walking in the mysterious desert)
SMG4: Well...
SMG4: Things seem normal...
(SMG4 and Meggy pass by Rob who is selling corn and SMG1 and SMG2 who are confused)
SMG4: let's just go back to the castle and figure things out
Meggy: Yeah alright, I bet Mario has to do something with this.
(The video shows SMG3, Shroomy, and a bunch of other characters doing random things)
(SMG4 and Meggy continue walking not until they find the massive barrier blocking the Mushroom Kingdom)
SMG4: Hey! Why are we blocked off from the kingdom!?
Meggy: And... is that Mario?!
(Mario waves)
(SMG4 and Meggy run towards Mario and Luigi)
SMG4: Mario what's going on?!
SMG4: What is this?!
Mario: I don't know.
(SMG4 wonders)
Meggy: GET OUTTA THE WAAAAY
(Meggy kicks the barrier)
(Meggy's leg gets thanos'd)
Meggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Meggy falls on the ground and burns)
???: HAHA YOU IDIOTS!
(SMG4, Mario, Luigi, and Meggy Shocked)
(Lawyer Kong appears)
SMG4: LAWYER KONG?!
Lawyer Kong: That's me
Lawyer Kong: I see you found the firewall
Mario: AYY! WHATCHU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BIG MONKEY!?
Lawyer Kong: What im doing... is keeping that trash out!
Meggy: Hey! Who you callin trash?
Lawyer Kong: Before HE joined all those years ago...
(Flashback from SMG4's Origins)
Lawyer Kong: Things in Nintendo land use to be normal, the day SMG4 arrived everything changed. He spread his memes like a disease across the mushroom kingdom and everyone became stupid.
SMG4: I just wanted to make videos <:(
Lawyer Kong: Now, Ive gotten permission from Nintendo to make this massive wall to keep all the non Nintendo trash out! And better yet, everyone on this side of wall will go back to their normal selves! (Is it that means their personalities are gone!? -CorruptedGalaxies)
(another shocked)
Mario: NOOOO!! Let them in this instant! Isn't that right, Luigi?
(Luigi looked darked and Mario is actually scared)
Mario: Luigi?
(A last second Luigi's personality of Gay is gone)
Luigi: Hiya, Mario! Ready to go save the princess?
Mario: LUIGI! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (cries) Luigi...
Lawyer Kong: (Kinda laugh) See ya, losers!
(SMG4 is scared and looked at Meggy was mad)
Meggy: Don't worry Mario
(Mario looked at Meggy)
Meggy: We're gonna get through this wall and free everyone if it's the last thing we do!
(Meggy started punching the Firewall, SMG4 throw SMG3 at the firewall, Mario grab his bazooka but it censored it and becomes a flower and Luigi hugs Mario, and Mario is really mad Meggy grab her car to bust the wall but it didn't work and gets lit on fire, SMG4 is digging at the sand so he can go under at the wall but instead he fell and landed in lava, Mario use Luigi as A bat, SMG4 and Meggy are tired)
SMG4: It's...it's no use. We can't get through.
Meggy: Wait! What about over there?
(The screen pans over to a security checkpoint, leading back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Geno walks up)
Guard: Name?
Geno: Geno.
Guard: Alright, step right through. Next!
(A shadowy figure walks up)
Guard: Name?
Swag: Swagmaster69696969
Guard: Sorry, sir. Says here you're not a Nintendo character.
Swag: U WOT M8? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE'S UR MANAGER? I WAS IN THE JAMES BOND 64 GAME.
(The guard ponders)
Guard: Ah, yes. Step through.
Swag: Damn straight.
(As Swag tries to cross the barrier, a cage suddenly drops and traps him)
Swag: OI! THE HELL IS THIS?
(A truck labeled "DETAINMENT". In the truck, you can see Bayonetta, Sans, Solid Snake, Sephiroth, Megaman, and a Rabbid. The truck uses a claw to grab the cage and reel it in)
Swag: AHHHHHHH HEEEEEELP
(SMG4 and Meggy watch in fear)
Meggy: Don't worry. I'll beat that guard up and we'll rush in!
SMG4: NO! Meggy, don't you understand!? We're in this mess because you pissed off Lawyer Kong!!
Meggy: SMG4...I...I was just trying to help...
SMG4: I--I know...I'm sorry. I just really, really don't want to piss off Nintendo anymore. If Miyamoto signs a DMCA, then my whole channel...All of us...will disappear...Everything I've ever worked for will be gone...
Meggy: Right...I understand...So what do we do now?
(SMG4 walks off)
SMG4: We accept our new reality...
(Meggy stares back at SMG4 with a saddening face)
(Mario gets real angry)
(Swag gets thrown into the van)
Swag: LET ME OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN
(The truck drives off. Mario is hanging from behind it)
(The scene cuts to the truck backing up in the "Detainment Camo". All characters, including Mario, gets thrown onto the ground)
Ninja 3: Keep movin'
(Mario gets up)
Mario: Oooooooh
Ninja 1: Uhh...its...its Mario. Whats he doing here?
Ninja 2: I dunno, maybe a new mario crossover game?
(The ninjas walk off as Mario takes a sigh of relief)
(Mario looks up and sees a cage full of non-Nintendo video game characters. Swag gets thrown in and the gate closes)
Swag: YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW! Or i am calling my 999 lawyers
(Mario walks up to Sonic)
Mario: Sonic! What what are you guys doing here?!
Sonic: Oh hey Mario. We're all characters who aren't from Nintendo, but have been in a Nintendo or third party game.
(Bubzy can be seen sitting down)
Bubzy: I have lung cancer (F*cking dies)
Sonic: Also knows as "Grey Area" characters.
(Solid Snake steals money from Bubzy's pockets)
Sonic: Basically we're here till Nintendo figures out what to do with us...
Mario: What happens if they don't want you here?
(A ninja is shown putting Banjo in a cannon)
Banjo: NO PLEASE! PLEASE I WAS IN SMASH!!
(Banjo is shot out of the cannon and sacrificed to Galeem. Banjo dies.)