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This is SMG4: Mario Does His Laundry's official transcript.
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[Meta Runner Season 3 Teaser Segment]
(Some epic scenes where Tari does some cool stuff)
[META RUNNER: SEASON 3]
[THE FINAL SEASON]
[SUMMER 2022] (Oh boi 👀 -CorruptedGalaxies)
(The camera moves to Tari's head)
SMG4: That's right! Meta Runner Season 3, The Final Season is coming this year!
SMG4: Follow the Glitch Productions Channel for more updates!
SMG4: Now onto the video! :D
[SMG4 Intro]
(The bell rings as the door opens)
(Mario watches the washing machines)
Mario: Hmmm...
(...)
(Saiko grabs her rock guitar out of the washing machine, looks pretty clean and neat)
(Saiko is happy with her clean rock guitar)
(SMG4 calmly hums whilst pressing a certain button in the washing machine)
(The door of the washing machine hits SMG4)
(Boopkins places his clothes in the washing machine)
(Boopkins then caught JubJub trying to drink the detergent)
Boopkins: Huh? (Finds JubJub drinking the detergent) NOOOO!!
(Boopkins grabs the detergent from JubJub)
[Big ol' Magic Wash]
(Shroomy throws his clothes into oblivion the massive washing machine)
(Mario crawls lazily to SMG4)
SMG4: Huh?
SMG4: Mario? What are you doing here?
SMG4: you never wash your clothes
Mario: You're telling me!
Mario: Mario has to wash his stupid clothes for stupid reasons
(Mario casually sits on the couch of Peach's Castle but he's stinky)
Peach: WASH YOUR CLOTHES NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU
Mario: Nah, mario cleaned them 20 years ago! Its fine!
(Peach appears behind Mario's back and slaps him to the Washing Machine Store)
SMG4: Ok...well do you need help washing your clothes?
Mario: Please SMG4, Marios a big boy!
SMG4: ........
SMG4: Ok....
(Mario looks at a washing machine screen)
(All of the settings are chinese to him)
(Bing Chilling appears on the Washing Machine screen)
Mario: Aaaaaaahhhhh.......
(Mario clicks a certain button)
[Please insert detergent before commencing]
[bitch]
Mario: ....Wwwwwwhat
(Mario clicks the same button)
[Please insert detergent before commencing]
Mario: Grrr!
Mario: (Kicks the washing machine) Stupid!
(The washing machine grabs Mario)
(Karen casually reads a book about a way to be happy again)
(Karen sees Mario being washing machine'd)
Karen: ...
(Mario gets thrown out of the washing machine and hits various washing machines and Shroomy)
(Shroomy falls into oblivion)
(Mario walks to SMG4)
SMG4: Huh??
Mario: Uh...SMG4
Mario: Mario might need some help...
SMG4: Ugh thought so...
SMG4: First things first
SMG4: You're going to want to get some detergent from that machine over there.
[Detergent Dispenser]
Mario: AWWW but Marios lazyyyy.
SMG4: Too bad!
Mario: Ooooohhhhhhhhhh...... (Fades)
(Mario walks past JubJub and Boopkins)
Boopkins: Ok JubJub! Welcome to your very first laundry clean!
JubJub: Jubjub! :D
(Boopkins throws a blue shell into the washing machine)
Boopkins: Now take your shirt, and just put it in the washing machine!
JubJub: Jubjub!
(JubJub grabs his clothes and falls over from heaviness)
Boopkins: Aww..
(Boopkins throws his shirt into the washing machine)
(Boopkins closes the door of the washing machine)
Boopkins: Well done! Now all we're gonna do is turn it on!
(Looks like Boopkins can't reach the button to turn on the washing machine)
Boopkins: All we gotta do is..turn it on!
(Boopkins tries his best to reach the button)
Boopkins: Awww man.. :( (Walks away)
(Karen casually reads her book to pass the time)
Boopkins: Excuse me Ms., we can't reach the washing machine!
Boopkins: Could you help me?
Karen: (Sigh)
Boopkins: Sorry JubJub...Looks like no clothes washing for us...
JubJub: Jubjub...
(JubJub whines)
(Karen looks at JubJub)
Karen: (Concerned Sigh...)
Karen: Awww, this little one yours?
JubJub: Jub?
Boopkins: Oh, no he's my brother.
Karen: He reminds me of my 1000 children I have to look after
Boopkins: O_O
Boopkins: You...You have 1,000 children?
Karen: did you want something?
(Boopkins anxiously agrees)
(Karen lifts Boopkins up)
Boopkins: Yaaay! Thank you!
(Boopkins clicks the start up button)
(Meanwhile, Mario looks at the choices of the detergent's type)
Mario: HMmmmmmmm...
Mario: Mmmmmmh....?
Mario: ...
Mario: Hello! Ill have one big mac please.
(....)
Mario: God ddamit, does nothing work in here?!
(Mario kicks the detergent machine and malfunctions)
Mario: NOOO MARIOS SORRY, DON'T HURT MARIO AGAIN
(The detergent machine completely malfunctions and shoots detergents at him)
(Karen was about to put Boopkins down when Mario hits him)
Boopkins: AAAHHH!
(A detergent bottle hits JubJub and JubJub falls to the ground)
Karen: OH NO! YOU OK LITTLE ONE?!
JubJub: JubJub...! (Thumbs Up)
(Karen glares at Mario)
(Mario finds many detergent bottles in front of him)
Mario: Hoo. Yipee!!
Mario: I did it.
(Karen appears behind Mario's back)
(Mario looks at his back)
Mario: Oooh.
Mario: Hey, all your machines in this place are stupid and broken
(Karen wields her neutral special gun and loads it)
Mario: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
(Mario runs away from Karen and Karen chases him)
(Steve and Alex place their clothing in the washing machines)
(Mario accidentally shoves Alex into her washing machine)
Alex: Steve you've gotta help me! I'm stuck!
(Steve gets bad flashbacks and kicks Alex into the washing machine and then he turns on the washing machine)
(Mario continuously runs away from Karen and passes by Saiko)
(Saiko sees Mario pass by and gets excited to watch Karen chase Mario whilst preparing her seat)
(Saiko grabs a Koopa and turns it into an entertainer)
(The Koopa then says inaudible things)
(Mario grabs various things to hit Karen and distract her)
(Karen then grabs another pair of guns)
(Mario runs to SMG4 and jumps into his bag of clothes)
SMG4: Huh?
(Mario jumps out of SMG4's bag of clothing and is apparently wearing SMG4's clothing to disguise himself as SMG4
Karen: Okay this does not look good here, uhm..
SMG4: UHH...
SMG4: ...
(Mario looks at SMG4)
SMG4: Hello!
Karen: Freakin' unbelievable!
(Karen clicks the emergency meeting button)
(The 2 SMG4s and Karen appear in a judging hall)
Karen: There's a spy over here! Nah seriously you all suck.
SMG4: (Looks at Mario) Huh...?
SMG4: The hell are you doing Mario?
Karen: !!!
(Karen points her gun at Mario)
SMG4: What do you mean?
SMG4: ITS'A ME SMG4!
SMG4: Howdy Howdy Howdy!
(Karen her gun at SMG4)
SMG4: No, Ive been here doing my clothes the entire time!
SMG4: Thats a lie! I was washing my beloved computer.
(Mario licks the computer he's holding)
(Karen gets confused)
SMG4: Look, I'll even prove I'm SMG4!
SMG4: (Ahem)
SMG4: LA LA LA LOOK AT ME I'M A VIRGIN AND I LOVE MEEEEMEESSS
(The Juries agree)
(SMG4: WHAT THE SHIT.)
SMG4: BRUH.
SMG4: WOOOOO! GET F*CKED BITCHES!!
(SMG4 gets his Photo ID Card from his pocket and shows it to Karen) (Woah I didn't know SMG4's age in the SMG4verse is the same as Luke's age -CorruptedGalaxies)
Karen: !!!!
(Mario keeps dancing until Karen shoots him)
(JubJub checks out the massive washing machine and later gets hit by Mario. He then falls into oblivion)
Mario: Ow. Whats with people pushing me into things today?!
Boopkins: Oh no JubJub!!
(Mario, SMG4, and Boopkins look at the big hole that could possibly lead them to oblivion)
(Mario screams at the hole and laughs. Then SMG4 slaps him)
Mario: Mama mia...
SMG4: ...how deep is this thing?
Karen: No one knows how deep this washing machine goes.
Karen: Those who have fallen in have never come out.
Boopkins: Oh no!! We gotta do something!
Mario: Welp, you guys do that
(Mario walks away)
Mario: Marios gonna wash his clothes!
(Mario realizes that he already has his equipment)
Mairo: Godammit.
Boopkins: Please find my JubJub, Mario!
Mario: Yeah yeah. God everyones so pushy around here.
(Karen kicks him into oblivion)
(Mario falls into the underground)
(Mario finds himself in a mysterious place)
Mario: Hello? Jub Jub???
Mario: Come out ya lil sh*t
(Something passes by)
Mario: Hm?
Mario: Jub Jub?
Mario: Is that you?
(Something passes by again)
Mario: Woah!
Mario: Mario can't see crap.
(Mario turns on his flashlight and finds random junk)
Mario: (Fart sound effect)
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Meanwhile in the surface0
Boopkins: Uh, shouldn't we pull his rope?
Karen: Nah
(Mario continues MAAAing)
(...Until he encounters a mysterious figure)
(Mario nervously points his flashlight at it)
(It's a weird-looking yellow pest...?)
Mario: Uh oh...
(The pest attacks Mario)
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
(Mario's naked...almost naked)
(The Gremlin washes his clothes)
Gremlin: Still not clean...Still not clean...
(Mario's confused)
Mario: Mama mia?
(Mario finds other Gremlins cleaning the underground)
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
Mario: Oh, you guys are just...cleaning clothes?
Mario: Sweet! I finally get my clothes washed!
Mario: Hey! Have you seen a little green frog baby anywhere?
(...)
Mario: ...
Shroomy: Oh! Heya Mario!
Shroomy: Howdy there!
JubJub: Jub jub jub jub jub jub!
Mario: ...Guys!
Mario: Why are you washing your clothes? Lets get you out of here!
???: I don't think youll be going anywhere.
(Mario tries to find who he heard and points his flashlight at a mysterious figure)
(Looks like it's Colonel Sanders)
Mario: Kernel Sanders? This isn't a KFC
The Kernel: Why anyone who eats KFC...WILL GET DIRTY CLOTHES TOO!
The Kernel: AND THAT IS WHY IVE STARTED MY OWN LAUNDROMAY CHAIN!
(The Gremlins praise their leader)
The Kernel: You see, anyone who enters here is automatically an employee for my laundromat.
The Kernel: And they gotta wash clothes for me...forever.
Mario: AAAH! (Sound Effect)
(Mario looks at the Gremlins)
Mario: These gremlins... they were all once people!?
The Kernel: Yes...
The Kernel: ...and we're always hiring for new emplyees.
(The Gremlins look at Mario and approach him)
Gremlins: Corona Virus... (Sound Effect)
Mario: Uhh.. Shroomy! Jubjub! Let's get out of here!
Shroomy: Ah shocks. I wish we could. But, we're stuck here.
(The Gremlins carry Mario)
(Colonel Sanders grabs Mario's clothes and smells it)
The Kernel: Mm...smells like free labour.
(The Gremlins keep carrying Mario)
(Meanwhile, Mario tries tom find a way to distract Colonel Sanders and the Gremlins by spitting on Colonel Sanders' clothes)
Gremlin: !!!
(The Gremlins find the saliva stain in Colonel Sanders' clothes)
Gremlin: MUST CLEAN!!
(The Gremlins attack Colonel Sanders)
(Mario tries to remove Shroomy and JubJub's chains from their legs)
(Mario grabs Shroomy and JubJub)
The Kernel: HEY! BRING BACK MY EMPLOYEES!
(Mario shakes his string intensely)
(Meanwhile, Boopkins and Karen were playing Checkers until they saw Mario's string shake intensely)
Karen: Ugh, guess we should pull him out
(SMG4 pulls Boopkins which makes Mario rise up to the end of oblivion)
(Mario finds various Gremlins chasing him)
(Mario gets nervous whilst JubJub and Shroomy are enjoying the ride)
(Mario gets pulled more which makes him go higher)
(Mario then dodges the Gremlins that are chasing him)
(And Mario finally makes it back to the Washing Machine store)
Boopkins: JUBJUB YOU'RE SAFE!!!!
SMG4: Are you guys OK!? (Awww- -CorruptedGalaxies)
Mario: SHUT THE DOOR!!!
(SMG4 and Boopkins run to the massive washing machine's door and shuts the door)
(The Gremlins hit the door)
(The Gremlins are upset that they didn't get to chase Mario)
The Kernel: You win this round, Mario...
The Kernel: But I GET TO KEEP YOUR CLOTHING!!! (Sniffs Mario's clothes)
The Kernel: It's finger lickin' good!
(Colonel Sanders walks away)
(.....)
Mario: That was Mario's only clothes
JubJub: Jubjub.
JubJub: Jubjub (Shows his clothing)
Mario: No thanks. Your clothes are ugly.
(...)
JubJub: Jubjub... :(
(Karen glares at Mario and slaps him)
(Mario hits the walls)
[SMG4 Outro]