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This is the transcript of SMG4: Mario Does It To Em.
Scene 1[]
[Luigi is seen posing on a table in his house.]
Mario: Stop it, get some help.
Luigi: Oh hey Mario! Im just trying out my outfit for the Mushroom Kingdom awards next week! What are you gonna wear?
Mario: Pfft dress up? Mario doesnt need to dress up. Im gonna go as my handsome self
[Mario is disgusting]
Luigi: Aww but its fun to dress up once in a while Mario! Plus best dressed gets a free bottle of champagne!
Mario: DID YOU SAY SPAGHETTI!?
Luigi: No, i specifically said-
Mario: [runs excitedly off the table] BOIIII TIME TO GET MY FASHION ON
[Mario opens his wardrobe and finds nothing but Toad who is a skeleton.]
Mario: oh yeah. Mario doesnt have any other clothes. Luigi!!! Got any clothes I can borrow?
Luigi: Sorry Mario. I dont think you can fit- MARRIIOOO!!!
[Just then, it is revealed Mario is digging through Luigi's wardrobe and finds his Mr. L suit and puts it on.]
Luigi: NO mario!! I spent a lot of money on-
[Mario jumps from the wardrobe shouting "I'm gay!"]
[The Mr. L suit tears off of Mario due to his fatness. Luigi gets the big sad.]
Mario: Hey...im sorry lil bro
Luigi: Its ok, I got more where that came from . Let me take you shopping instead!
Mario: NOOOO IM BEING PUNIIIIISHED
[Mario tries out a variety of different clothes while Luigi disapproves.]
Mario: THATS IT, I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! MARIO DOESNT CARE ANYMORE! [runs out of the store in the Robloxian outfit] I'm done, this is bullsh*t!
[Luigi gets his phone and makes a call]
Luigi: Hello? Yes its Luigi. Call the squad. Im gonna need backup.
Scene 2[]
[Mario is sitting on a bench, still wearing the Robloxian outfit.]
Mario: Stupid fashion. Stupid mushroom kingdom awards-
[Mario hears laughing, then turns to see Scout and Sniper making fun of Goku's outfit.]
Scout: WHAT THE F*CK ARE THOSE??? [points at Goku's shoes]
Sniper: Look at the-
[The two continue to laugh and ridicule Goku, causing him to become sad.]
[Mario throws his Robloxian outfit at the Mercs.]
Mario: WILL YOU SHUT UP! FASHION IS STUPID ANYWAY
Goku: [notices Mario] Thank you.
[Goku flies up into the sky much to Mario's confusion.]
Luigi: HEY MARIO! [Luigi has brought along Mario's friends.] We're gonna help you find your fashion style!
Bob: What?! You said we were meeting Kanye West!
Bowser: I was promised ice cream...
Meggy: Fashions not even my thing!
Luigi: Silence! ITS FASHION MONTAGE TIME...AGAIN! [Luigi runs up to Mario and punches him, much to the latter's horror.]
Scene 3[]
[Mario is wearing a Bowser's Shell, which Bowser applauds.]
Mario: Oh yeah!
[Mario and Bowser high-five before Mario falls over due to the weight of the shell.]
[It's Bob's turn to pick a fit for Mario.]
Bob: Yeah baby it's Bob time!
[Mario is dressed up like a rapper, which he finds to be so cool. He then pulls out a microphone.]
Mario: Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, and that's when I went to pee!
[Mario's rapping summons Boyfriend.]
Boyfriend: Are you challenging me?
Mario: OH WAIT WAIT WAIT-
[Boyfriend starts rapping and attacks Mario with arrows.]
[In Peach's Castle, SMG4 is dressing up Mario.]
SMG4: Ah perfect
[Mario is wearing SMG4's clothes.]
Mario: I have aids.
[SMG4 is displeased.]
[At Saiko's apartment, Saiko picks out emo clothing for Mario, increasing his depression to 9999.]
[Mario is crying on the floor as he pictures himself in a metal music video.]
Saiko: Ah, just like highschool.
[Mario is now looking up to Fishy Boopkins to pick something out.]
Boopkins: Uh...I don't even wear clothes!
Mario: Okie-dokie! [strips out of his clothes in public and runs around, frightening citizens and shocking Boopkins.]
[Next up: Meggy.]
Mario: Lemme guess. You're gonna make me wear some weird squid clothes? [pulls out a Squid Game mask]
Meggy: No...actually. I called up a friend from inkopolis and he hooked me up with some clothes.
[Meggy gets a knock on the door.]
Meggy: Yep! Come in
[This friend is revealed to be Heavy Squid.]
Heavy Squid: Little little man.
Mario: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!! [crawls under Heavy Squid's legs] Is this how marios meant to wear this?
Heavy Squid: Yes.
Meggy: [facepalms] No! Just look in the chest.
[Heavy Squid opens the chest, with its contents amazing Mario.]
Mario: OOOOOOOOOH. WOOOOOOOOO!! YEAH BABY!
[Meggy chuckles.]
Heavy Squid: It costs 400,000 dollars.
Meggy: ...give the bill to Bob
Scene 4[]
[It is the Mushroom Kingdom Awards night. Everyone is gathered at the theater, each dressed in various outfits.]
Toadsworth: Thank you all for coming to the Mushroom Kingdom Awards! We will first start off with a quick look at Mushroom Kingdoms finest dressed people!
[A montage of the various outfits plays. Starting with Meggy, then Melony, followed by SMG4 and Bob, just before Bob's agent comes to whisper something into his ear.]
Bob: What?! I GOT A BILL FOR HOW MU-
[The montage continues, showcasing Luigi, Boopkins, Karen, Old Man Hobo, and Red Crewmate in their outfits.]
Toadsworth: And for the final person we have... Mario?
[Mario is wearing a pink polo shirt, white shorts, brown Italian shoes and a gold watch.]
[Audience members look at each other before ridiculing Mario's fashion.]
Depresso: Boo, you stink!
Old Man Hobo: What are you supposed to be, a disappointment?
Red Crewmate: Among us among us among us among us among us among us.
[Mario is saddened by the audience's reception, as he looks down. This in turn saddens and later angers Meggy, who helped pick out Mario's outfit.]
Meggy: ALL OF YOU QUIET! HE TRIED REAL HARD OK!
Demoman: hApPy BiRtHdAy To YoU! yOu LoOk LiKe An AnImAl! Go BaCk To ThE zOo!
[Meggy, enraged, tackles the Demoman and is ready to beat him up, just before she gets kicked away by Animal Crossing Bob and a riot starts among the audience.]
Animal Crossing Bob: Oh shi- [gets beaten up by Saiko]
Bob Bobowski: Fight fight fight! [pulls out a chair and hits Boopkins in the head]
Boopkins: OW!!! YOU- OW!!! Hey, what was that for?