[Mario walks to his home]
Mario: *hums mario theme as he walks into home and closes door*
[Mario begins to scream loudly]
Mario: AH! MY PINGAS!
Mario: Crap! It's jammed.
Mario: Ok, ok, breath mario, you can get out of this.
[Mario frantically searches for items to unjam door such as a BlockBuster card, hammer and a knife]
Mario: hmmm...yeah maybe not.