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This is SMG4: Mario Goes To College's official transcript.

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[Figure Fantasy Advertisement Segment]

Boopkins playing his Sonic Plush: Lalalala! Yay!

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(SMG4 breaks into Boopkins' house)

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(Boopkins screams as a book is about to fall onto him)

[SMG4 Intro]

Start of the video proper[]

(The car drives in front of a special college)

(Meggy and Melony get out of the car)

Meggy: Whoaaaaaa!!!

Melony: Woww!

(Meggy and Melony are amazed)

Meggy: I cant believe we're finally here!

Meggy: OMNIA ACADEMY!

Melony: WOAWOAWOAWOA!!

Meggy: Our first day as official college students is here!

(Melony is overhyped)

(Meggy and Melony walk into the building)

(Meggy and Melony are amazed, again)

Dr. Eggman: HELLOW GOD NAUW!

(Shantae kicks the locker door)

Scout: Hey, we'll show you, clowns how to cock in.

Scout: Uhh yeah.. haha!

(Dr. Kawaishima secretly takes a wall cleaner)

(People are walking and the Box Club is advertising their club)

Leader: This...

Leader: Is a box

Soldier: Dear god...

Melony: So cooool!

Meggy: Ok, lets find your classroom first Melony.

Meggy: I think its just down this hall.

Meggy: So this says:

Meggy: "Omnia Academy is a collage that teaches anything you can think of."

(In the Ninja Club Room)

Dude with a ninja hat: I'm gonna be the next hokage.

(He then starts Naruto Running and breaks out of the classroom)

(Smash Bros Club)

Falco: Press the A to punch

(Jonesy writes the tips in his notebook)

Falco: When outside of spike setups, it's hard to take stocks at lower percents.

Jonesy: Oh woah woah woah woah woah woah. Hey hey hey HEY HEY

(Orlin and Nickocado are practicing self-defense)

Meggy: Classes, better known as Clubs, can be started and thaught by anyone.

Meggy: They however have a minimum student requirement...

(Box Club)

Leader: Let us show our love to the almighty box!

(The club hugs the box)

Heavy: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

(The leader caught Heavy)

Leader: Dammit Jerry!

Meggy: Ok, I think we're here Melony.

Meggy: The power club.

(Melony looks at the teacher training the students)

Kermit: Alright, it's time to see how far your training has comes.

(Kermit releases his inner power)

(Goku defeated Kermit)

Meggy: Yep this looks like your class alright

Kermit: M'ladys!

Meggy: Good luck! Im gonna haed to my class now.

Meggy: Time to go and fulfill MY destiny!

Bob: WoW tHiS pLaCe Is PoOpA sTinKa!

Meggy: Huh?

Boopkins: Meggy! Hello!

(Meggy is intentionally annoyed about the fact that the males of the SMG4 cast are in her college as well)

Meggy: WHAAAT?! What are you guys doing here?

Meggy: You guys didnt even take the exam!

Luigi: Technically I did

Meggy: SHHHHHHHH... (Bruh -CorruptedGalaxies)

(Boopkins shows a poster)

Boopkins: We're part of the special kids program!

[Omina Academy, now accepting "GIFTED" students]

Meggy: What classes are you even taking?

Boopkins: I'm doing a human resources course! I want to get better at helping people!

Bob: I'm TaKiNg CuStOmEr SeRvIcEs. So I cAn ExPlOiT- eR i MeAn AlSo HeLp PeOpLe aT mY hOtEl BuSinEsS

Luigi: And Im doing meditation!

Melony: Yay! We have more friends!

Meggy: Yeah you're right... I should be happy.

Meggy: Say, did Mario enroll too?

Clubs In Action[]

Cooking 101[]

(Ramensay is about to review his students' meal)

Ramensay: IT'S F*CKING DISGUSTING.

Ramensay: IT'S ROTTEN!!

(Ramensay moves closer to Alex)

Ramnesay: You're f*cking useless you know that?

(Mario is eating his ingridients)

Ramensay: YOU'RE OUT OF THE FOOD CLUB!!!

(Mario gets kicked out of the room)

Mario: Oof! Mamaf*cker! (Sound Effect)

Mario: Fine then screw you guys.

Mario: I dont need you! Ill go join another club!

Coaching Club[]

(Thicc Whinney the Poo is exercicing)

Penguin Coach: WORK MORE!!

Meggy: YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!(Sound Effect)

(Matt declines and meant that that isn't the way to coach a student)

(Matt hits Sandbag and threatens him)

Matt: Dont forget the accident

(Sandbag gets overpowered and starts lifting the dumbell really quick)

Meggy: Woooooww!!

The Power Club[]

Kawaishiima: So you want limitless power huh?

Kawaiishima: You want to be...gods huh?

Kawaiishima: TAKE THIS APPLE FROM MY HAND.

(Kermit tries kicking Kawaiishima's ass and get the apple, only to get slapped down and to be suffocated)

(Goku tries getting the apple only to get smacked by Kermit who is transformed into a Froggy Chair)

Goku: OOOOOOOWW!! OW! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Kawaiishima: Jeez Sorrrryy, its a pretty standard teaching method goku

(Melony pets the Apple)

Melony: Hello Apple-chan! How are you doing?

Melony: Oh really? Thats so interesting!

Melony: Im going to college now!

Kawaiishima: The f*ck??

Customer Services Club[]

Bob: HaVe yOu tRiEd TuRnInG yOuR wIfI oFf AnD oN aGAiN?

(Gibberish)

Bob: WhAt Do YoU mEaN yOu cAn'T gO uPsTaIrS?

(More gibberish)

Bob: BeInG DiSaBlEd IsN't An ExcUsE. gEt To MoVe On.

(More Gibberish)

(The customer falls)

Customer: OHH MY ASS!

Bob: WhAt'S tHaT? yOu'Ve FaLlEn oVeR?

Bob: LmAo, CalL mE bAcK wHeN yOu gO uP

(Bob drops the call)

Bob: DaMn BoB, YoU'rE a NaTuRaL

Human Resources Club[]

Teacher: For this exercise, we want to go up to the problematic clients and sort out their problems?

Boopkins: You know Ganon? Genocide isn't very nice..

(Ganondorf agrees)

Boopkins: What are you gonna say to Zelda and the Hyrule Kingdom when you go home?

Ganon: I'm sorry for killing everyone.

Boopkins: Goob job!

Boopkins: Now who's earned a big hug?!

(Ganon gives Boopkins a warm hug)

(Yay)

Meditation Club[]

Heavy: (Ascends) It is one thing to ascend...

Heavy: ...But it is another to morph into whatever you want

(Sanvih)

(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM[icrowave])

(Boo)

(Luigi gets utterly shocked and grabs his vaccum and sucks the Boo into his vaccum)

Boo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Mario peeks through the door, upset)

Mario: Hm... (Sound Effect)

Mario: Everyones got their own class but me...

Mario in the Box Club[]

Mario: Oh isn't there any club that wants Mario? [Mario, it'll be alright, you'll find one -CorruptedGalaxies]

(Mario spots the Box Club)

(Mario tries to check what's going on)

Box Club Leader: Oh Mighty God Box.

Box Club Leader: Please take this offering as a token of our appreciation

Box Club Leader: for your holy boxiness...

Mario: Uh, hello (Sound Effect)

Leader: Uh. Hello there traveller.

Leader: How may we be of help to you?

Mario: Oh uh...Mario was wondering if he could join your club?

(The Box Club members whisper to each other)

Leader: You may join

(Mario is happy)

Ledaer: But on one condition!

Leader: You need to help us find more members.

Mario: More members? For what?

Leader: For the glory of the god box of course!

Leader: No but seriously

Leader: we need more members otherwise our club will be cancelled.

Leader: Would you be able to help us in our quest for cardboard divinity?

Mario: Ooooooooooooooooooooooohh...

Pursuit for new members[]

(It's lunch time)

Meggy: So then we were shown how a golf club could be used as a disciplinary tool!

Bob: MaYbE i CoUlD uSe GoLf ClUbS tO dIsCiPlIne CuStOmErS aT mY hOtEl!

Boopkins: Hehe, that's great! I'm so happy you're getting value from your class!

Meggy: Thanks! How about you Melony? How's your class going?

Melony: It's ok so far! We...

Melony: ...we haven't done much yet

Mario: JOIN THE BOX CLUB!

Mario: JOIN THE BOX CLUB TODAY!

Mario: HEY YOU! JOIN THE BOX CLUB!

Mario: Hm? Grrr!! (Sound Effect)

(Mario throws his megaphone to Dr. Eggman)

Luigi: It's good to see Mario finally finding his class

Meggy: Yeah... as long as he doesn't interrupt my learning, I'm happy for him.

(Meggy was about to eat her sandwhich)

(..until Mario appeared)

Mario: BOX CLUB?

Meggy: Sorry Mario. We're all pretty busy with our own clubs at the moment.

Luigi: Yeah, maybe next time bro?

(Mario gets pissed and threatens the gang)

Mario: I'm going to make you guys join if its the last thing I do...

(Melony is training using a punching bag)

(Mario litearlly appears out of nowhere)

Mario: Box Club?

(Melony is shocked, and so she punches the punching bag really hard)

Boopkins: Wooo!! Ooh, that's very poggies!!

Mario: By the way, ur gay (Sound Effect)

(Ganondorf gets pressured and turns into a beast)

Ganon: RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!

(...He then, flies up to the sky)

Mario: Box Club?

(Boopkins leaves the room) (I can feel Mario's pain x) -CorruptedGalaxies)

(Luigi is meditating)

(Luigi ascends but Mario grabs him)

Mario: Where'd ya think you're going mister? (Sound Effect)

Mario: Box Club?

(Luigi kicks Mario's soul and sucks it into his vaccum)

(Bob gets a call)

Bob: Yo, WhAt'S uP?

Mario: Hello!

(Bob realizes)

Bob: I sWeAr To gOd If tHiS iS aBoUt YoUr StUpId ClUb AgAiN, i'M gOiNg To CoMe To YoUr HoMe, AnD sTrAnGlE yOu WhIlE yOu SlEeP.

(Mario hangs up)

(Lanky Kong tries lifting a dumbell)

Meggy: C'MON LIFT IT!

Meggy: DO IT FOR CHUNKY KONG!

(Lanky Kong gets flashbacks of Chunky Kong's death)

(Lanky Kong lifts the dumbell harder, until Mario distracted him)

Mario: Box Club? :D

(Meggy is triggered and throws him at a trash can)

Mario: Mamaf*cker!

Dismissial Time[]

Meggy: Well, apart from Mario bugging the living crap out of me, I had an amazing first day!

Luigi: You said it!

(Everyone else agrees)

(Melony was about to tell her experience, until he saw Mario with a box in his head in the distance)

Meggy: Oh no...

(Mario blows a trumpet)

Box Club Leader: HEY WHY NOT COME ON DOWN

Box Club Leader: TO THE BEST CLUB IN THIS TOWN

Box Club Leader: THE BOX CLUB, YOUR ONE STOP, FOR CARDBOARD ALL AROUND

Box Club Leader: A STRUCTURE MADE SO PERFECTLY

Box Club Leader: Box Club Leader: EVERY SIDES AT 90 DEGREES

Box Club Leader: JOIN AND WORSHIP THE BOX FOR ALL ETERNITY

Box Club Leader: THERES ZERO PRIZE

Box Club Leader: JUST PARADISE

Box Club Leader: AND THE ODD SACRIFISE

Box Club Leader: OUR ACTIVITIES HAVE ALL THE SPICE

Box Club Leader: WE'RE SURE THEY WILL ENTICE

Box Club Leader: BOX SLEDDING

Box Club Leader: BOX BUILDING

Box Club Leader: BOX THROW, STEAL AND WORSHIP

Box Club Leader: WE JUST WANT TO SPREAD

Box Club Leader: THE GLORY AND HAPPINESS OF BOXES

Box Club Leader: AND ULTIMATELY

Box Club Leader: WE CRUSADE FOR THE DAY THE GOD BOX IS OPENED

(Mario is anxious)

Box Club Leader: AND FROM ITS DIVINE PACKAGING,

(The gang is terrified)

Box Club Leader: JUDGEMENT DAY WILL DESCEND AND

Box Club Leader: FINALLY TAKE US TO A NEW PARADISE...

Box Club Leader: SO HOPEFULLY YOU GET OUR PLIGHT

Box Club Leader: CUZ WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON STUFF TO WRITE.

Box Club Leader: THIS ACADEMY NEEDS US

Box Club Leader: CAUSE WE'RE DEFINITELY IN THE TOP 10

Box Club Leader: AND WE'LL GIVE EVERYONE A FREE BOX TOO!

(The Box Club Leader throws a box to Meggy and Melony)

Box Club Leader: AND I GUESS WE'RE BASICALLY SAYING IS

Box Club Leader: OH, PLEASE

Box Club Leader: OH PLEASE

Box Club Leader: NO PLEASE

Box Club Leader: 'NO PLEASE

Box Club Leader: NO PLEASE

Box Club Leader: PLEASE DON'T LET US

Box Club Leader: SHUT DOWWWWWWWWWWN!!!

Meggy: We'll join if you never do that again.

Mario: I'LL TAKE IT

(The entire club rejoices for new members, only that they were not delighted on just having boxes on their heads & not doing anything else)

Bob: SoMeOnE KiLl mE

(The episode ends)

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