This is the transcript for SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk.
(Mario eats spagetti)
Mario: La la la hm hm! That was a lot of fun! Hey im-a thirsty!
(Mario walks up to the refridgerator)
Mario: Hmm oh no! *realizes he has no milk* Uh oh! No more milky! I now know what i have to do!
(Mario gets in his car to the grocery store and smashes the windows and runs over Toadsworth)
Mario: La la hm hm! Moving on the ground, moving on the ground ha ha. Alrighty! Hm!
(Shroomy seen restocking food and Mario kicks the ladder Shroomy was on and he falls down along with the ladder)
Shroomy: Oh howdy there Mario! Whats up?
Mario: Hello Shroomy! I need some milk Yahoo!
Shroomy: Oh! The milk section is right over there!
Mario: MILK!!! HA HA YIPEE! ONE LEFT! It's Mario's so lucky day wahoo!
(Mario grabs the milk until he ecounters Toad who is also holding the milk and start to fight)
Mario and Toad: *fight noises*
Toad: Im going to beat the shid out of you!
(Mario and Toad fall down and the milk goes in the air and launches right to Shroomy's head)
Shroomy: Uh guys, you dropped something. You might need to pick up-
Shroomy: Oh dont worry about it.
Mario and Toad: Noooooooo!!!! *launches guns*
Mario: Im gonna kill you and keep on killing and err, cuz you will be-
Toad: Lets go right now! Bring it on-
(Donkey Kong Appears)
Mario: How you doin?
(Donkey Kong throws Mario and Toad out of the store)
Mario: No! Grr! Great! Wheres Mario going to get milk now?!
Toad: You!? Ah no! What about me!? Toadette is gonna kill me if i dont return with any milk!
Toadette: Wheres all the ******* milk man? Gimme my goddamn milk right now bitch!
Toad: Ow my- (cuts back to reality) Im not OKaY.
Mario: Mama Mia! Huh?
(Luigi drives while happy)
Mario and Toad: OOOOOH!
(Toad scream while he and mario run after the truck)
Mario or Toad: Oh no you don't
Unnamed fish: I am lonely!
Mario: Toad, stand still and hold on !
Luigi: OH MY GOD! AHHH!
Mario: Here we go!
(Toad continues to scream)
Mario: Gatcha b*tch!
Mario: Hey baby your lookin fine.
(Luigi screams while driving)
Luigi: Oh no... my milk...
Mario: Hey Luigi! Got milk??
Luigi: N-no it's all gone now... What am I going to do?
Luigi: I just got this job... they're going to fire me for sure...
Mario: It's ok Luigi!
Mario: Mario has a plan that'll make this all better!
Luigi: W-what's that?
Mario: Why don't we go to that factory and take some?
Luigi: What!? Didn't you hear me??
Luigi: I just got a job there delivering milk!
Toad: Wait... that's actually not a bad idea...
Toad: I have a plan.
Toad: Ok Mario, so you know what to do right?
Mario: Yep! Mario is robbing them right??
Toad: You're going to go in there as the MEW milkman and ask for a crate of milk!
Mario: So...no guns...?
Mario wah hmm? ( he got thrown)
Mario: OHH BANANA!
Mario: Mario's weenier just got little bit harder.
Mario: Come hear fishy.
Milk Gaurds: FBI open up drop your weapon, drop your weapon now!
Mario: There goes Mario's boner.
Jeeves: What's all the ruckus!?
Mario: Jeeves? It's a-me,Mario! I'm yhh here to get some milk to deliver!!
Jeeves: Ah! Well of course, no milk man of mine will be left out of delicious nutritious milk.
Mario: wow yippee
Luigi and Toad: Wah!
Milky boi: Boss! We found these guys spying on you outside
Jeeves: MILK THIEVES! CAPTURE THEM!!!
(Mario, Toad and Luigi screams while running)
Milk Boi: Stop right there!
Toad: AHH God No! Stay back! Or this baby milk gets it!!!
(Toad laughs wickedly)
Mario: ha ha! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! hahaha!
Jeeves: Time to show you youngsters what disicipline is!
Steve: Hi guys!
Mario: Ohh! hmm?
Jeeves: You have till nightfall to make back all that milk.. OR ELSE!
Toad: Screw that guy, Im getting some milk and leaving.
Luigi: B-but toad! You heard Jeeves
Toad: What's he going to do? Fork us to death?
Toad: Thanks for the milk Steve.
(Steve makes the gun sound up)
Toad: Huh, ok.
Luigi: Looks like we're just gonna have to get milk the normal way!
Luigi: Hey Bessie, Luigi the farmer is here!
Luigi: Aren't you just the cutest little cow?
Mario: Hello, I'd like to order 1 glass of milk please!
Mario: THIS COW CAN CREATE SPAGHETTI!?
Mario: I am not worthy!!!
Toad: I'm going to milk you so hard.
Toad: Aw Crap!
Luigi: Take your time Bessie, you did one drop of milk! That's great!
Luigi: I don't want to make you feel pressured.
Luigi: Hehe... ready yet, Bessie?
Luigi: Oh man... I haven't gotten much milk!!!
Luigi: hehe...the other guys probably have me covered!...
Mario: It's the real Mario, praise jesus!
Police Cow: You should face up to the consequences of your poor decision.
Luigi: WE DON'T HAVE ANY MILK!?
Jeeves: ALRIGHT, TIMES UP!
Jeeves: I better see a full tank of milk!!!
Jeeves: Is this some sort of joke!?
( Luigi yells running away)
Jeeves: Why are you running, why are you running?
Jeeves: IT'S TIME FOR MY SIGNATURE SPANKING!
Bessie: Luigi! Aw hell no!
Bessie (Demon Cow): First you milk us to death... and now you hurt people that show us love?
Bessie (Demon Cow): We cows have had enough! It's time for an uprising!
Jeeves: Uh...some assistance please!
Milk Guards: Die Die Die! (Multiple times said)
(One cow yelling while shooting)
One cow: LUNCH THE CANONS!!!
Luigi: Oh My God! AHH!
Mario: Hey bro, I don't know if this is a good time but did you use my toothbrush yesterday?
Luigi: Get to the car! We're getting out of here!
Luigi: Toad! Where are you going?
Toad: I DIDN'T COMEALL THE WAY HERE TO NOT GET MILK!
Jeeves: Kids gon' die tonight!
(Bessy knocks out Jeeves.)
Luigi: Ok, Bye bye
Steve: War, war never changes.
Mario: so whos up for some yummy milk?