SMG4: Mario Preschool is a blooper uploaded on May, 26th 2018.
Synopsis
Youtube's been cracking down on the SMG4 channel and now Mario and friends have to run a KIDS EDUCATION show...
Plot
The video begin with SMG4 Breaking the 4th Wall saying that his video are getting constantly removed and the fact that youtube is starting to hate his Channel. SMG4 then decided to make a more educational channel which is to teach the preschoolers. Mario is on opposite of this,however.
Storytime
Bob asks if they are ready for storytime and sys let's read “The Life Of Bob”. Baby Luigi asks if they can read another book,but Bob shrugs him off and starts reading the book and cut to the end where he became the main character of the show. However, all the students have turned old from how long the story is.
Bob's story took too long that the babies grew old
Shapes
Luigi asks the kids are ready to learn shapes and they say they are. Luigi started teaching the circle and the triangle to them.Then he draws a pentagon which he didn't know summoned The Devil who instead of trying to kill them all,simply greets Luigi. The green plumber greets him back and says that he's just teaching the kiddies shapes. The Devil then shows Luigi his 'shape in a hole game'.Luigi is later arrested for an accidental demonic ritual.
Painting
Meggy questions Fishy Boopkins logic
Meggy teaches the kids how to paint and gets out her giant paintbrush, but Boopkins stops her. Boopkins and Meggy argue about what she was about to do and Boopkins says he’s a child so they should fingerpaint. The babies and Boopkins are enjoying fingerpainting, whereas Meggy is bored and disappointed. Fishy then shows Meggy his ship with Miku which made her look terrified and asking if people do that, and the cops come,blaming Fishy for crimes against humanity. He lies that Meggy writes fanfictions, getting her arrested while he runs away. When he is about to escape, he sees a bunch of cops that are about to arrest him.
Stranger Danger
Bowser teaches children that they can't get near a "candy" van, but does a big error trying to teach them, because the kids were focused on the candy van, so those children rob the van. In the end Bowser goes to prison when a cop thought he was kidnapping them.
Doing Your Taxes
Yoshi teaches kids about "paying" taxes. He jokes that you have to just don’t pay and run from the cops. However,the cops come to arrest him for it. Yoshi runs away, leading to his arrest.
Arts and Crafts
Steve teaches the kids how to craft things and opens a portal to Nether World.Unfortunately,many of the kids are killed by the various monsters of Nether World,but Steve is too busy crafting to pay attention to them.
Animals
Mario teaches kids about animals. As he's about to bring out the chickens, he realizes he forgot to put breathing holes on the box and decides to bring out a cow named Sebastian instead. He tries to teach kids what cow sounds, but they answered it wrong. He demonstrates by tipping the cow, but accidentally kills it. SMG4 questions where did he gets the animals, just for Mario to reply that he stole them, and right after he says this,the police come to arrest him.
Cyber Safety
Po teaches that it's wrong to view "dangerous" memes on the internet and they should call the cops if they do see one.One of them was SMG4 and he was eventually arrested.
Ending
With everybody(except Bob and Steve) in jail, SMG4 decides to go back to Crappy Jokes and Foul Language. Just as it seems, the episode ends with Bob reading his autobiography to everyone causing them to panic.
Characters
- Mario
- SMG4
- Kermit (Intro)
- Shy Guy (Intro)
- Baby Daisy
- Baby Luigi
- Bob
- Baby Mario
- Baby Peach
- Baby Rosalina
- Satan
- Meggy
- Fishy Boopkins
- Hatsune Miku Cameo
- Ugly Sonic
- Bowser
- Policeman
- Yoshi
- Baby Toad Cameo
- Balloon Baby Yoshi Cameo
- Goomba minor
- Steve
- Ghast
- Zombie Pigman
- Wither
- Ender Dragon minor
- Rocks Cameo
- Goombario Cameo
- Koops Cameo
- Tubby Boi
- Filthy Frank minor
- Dr. Eggman Cameo
Trivia
- This is the first blooper to feature a new SMG4 logo.
- This is the second video where SMG4 has promoted War Robots.
- The premise of youtube cracking down on raunchy channels is probably a parody of the SML incidents and other channel's videos being taken do down.
- Yoshi teaching about paying taxes is a joke on the meme where Yoshi commits tax fraud.
- Meggy who got weirded out at Boopkins’s ship painting could be a gag on the infamous Mario x Meggy ship.
- The characters got arrested for a reason.
- Mario got arrested for stealing animals.
- SMG4 got arrested for being a dangerous meme.
- Luigi got arrested for demonic rituals.
- Meggy got arrested after Fishy Boopkins framed her for fanfiction writing.
- Bowser got arrested for “kidnapping kids”.
- Fishy Boopkins got arrested for making a ship.
- Yoshi got arrested for tax fraud.
- It is unknown why Steve got didn’t get arrested when he got many kids killed. It is possible that the cops couldn’t find him in the Nether World.
- During the "Stranger Danger" segment, Bowser's subtitles are the normal Super Mario 256 font instead of the font used for this video, which is the Casual font.
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