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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario Saves Anime.
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(Tari hums Mario’s Theme Song)
(Meggy cleans her ink gun)
(Luigi gives her cookies)
Meggy : Thank you!
Fishy Boopkins: Hey, that’s pretty good!
Bob Bobowski: MMMMM, that’s some good anime titties!
(Mario sleeps)
Mario: Ah, princess, nice boobies you got here!
Axol: Yes! My plan has been finished!
Axol: Who's ready to unban anime?!
Saiko Bichitaru: Oh yeah, I'm ready!
Bob: Hey, watch it, a*shole!
Axol: No! Violence is what got Anime banned in the first place.
Axol: I have a different plan.
Axol: All we have to do is get me in front of Princess Peach and I'll be able to convince her to lift the anime ban.
SMG4: But it's filled with A.S.S. agents. You'll never get inside, not with your 1 IQ Anime characters.
Axol: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POTENTIAL!
Axol: Inkweaver is capable of creating any anime character I draw!
Axol: But their intelligence and lifespan depend on the quality of ink...
Mario: It’s perfect!
Axol: For this plan to succeed, I need higher quality ink...
Axol: The ink from my hometown! INKOPOLIS!
Meggy: What?! You’re from Inkopolis?!
Axol: Indeed, Bossy Fish Girl!
Axol: DRAMATIC BACKSTORY!
Adult Axol: I was raised in Inkopolis. But Inkopolis is a harsh place for anime lovers!
Adult Axol: Everyone in that city hated anime.
Child Axol: Don’t f**k with me, I have the power of God and anime on my side!
Meggy: I guess it's in our DNA?
Adult Axol: And so... I created my special pen! Inkweaver!
Adult Axol: And with that, I didn't need friends, only anime!
Boopkins: Oh, I know that feeling, senpai.
Axol: With my current ink, I'm only using 5% of Inkweaver's power.
Axol: To make creations I need for this plan...
Axol: I need inkling ink which will unlock a whopping 50% of my Inkweaver's powers!!!
Meggy: W-What?! No!
(Meggy looks at Saiko, who looks away from her, with a saddend look and makes a sadden sigh.)
Meggy: Ugh... fine!
(Meggy turns into a squid and puts ink on the floor which made Luigi, Tari, and Axol feel good but caused Mario to rage.)
Mario: GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT PAINT IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE!
Tari: Are you okay, Meggy?!
Meggy: Oooooh, I hate doing that.
Axol: Finally! After living in Japan, Inkling ink was so hard to come by!
Axol: But now that I have it...
Axol: My creations are NEAR PERFECTION!
Mario: Boring!
Saiko: You idiots, he needs that ink, don't make him waste any!
Luigi: Okay Mr. Axol. What's our first step?
Axol: Well. We're going to need some extra hands...
Axol: You said something before about an... Anime cartel?
(Saiko whistles for the anime cartel to come)
Francis: You called us, our anime queen?
Saiko: You're going to help Axol get anime unbanned!
Francis: AXOL!? THE MANGA ARTIST!
Goomba (Anime Cartel): I love you!
Koopa (Anime Cartel): Will you be the father of my babies?
WeaBOO: DRAW ON ME!
Mario: Quick! To the weaboo protection chamber!
(Mario goes to the fireplace to get burned)
SMG4: Goddammit!
Goomba (Anime Cartel): Senpai's noticed me!
Axol: Buh-bye!
Francis: NANI!?
Francis: We thought Saiko-chan was the only real anime character! How did you do that?
Boopkins: He has a special pen that uses inkling uses to make anime real!
Francis: ...really? A magical pen?
Anime Cartel: We're not worthy! (x2)
Axol: Arigatou, green lizard...
Francis: Tell us loyally peasants what to do and we shall do it!
Mario: You are so small!
Axol: Okay, everyone is in place, Go for it.
Francis: Oh boy! After this, we are going to use Axol's pen to draw so many anime waifus for us!!!
Saiko: ...Just go for the plan dude.
SMG4: Hey keep it down back there.
Guard: Man those-those weeaboos man they're f**king scary I'm not gonna lie.
SMG4: Hello there fellow A.S.S. agents!
Guard: HEY... Aren't you the guy that got fired for smuggling anime to Japan?
SMG4: Sure am, bitch!
(SMG4 presses the button for anime cartel)
Guard: Holy sh*t!
Guard: STOP BREAKING THE LAW A-
Guard 2: FIGHT! LAUNCH THE CANNONS!
Francis: I'm ready, I'm ready.
Francis: SHIIIIIII-!!
Guard: We're all gonna die!
Boopkins: Oh, I don't think we can sneak past these guys!
Axol: Don't worry, green frog!
Axol: Tomato man, go!
Mario: Okey dokey!
(Mario gives Meggy and Tari the signal)
Tari: That's the signal!
Tari: Alright boys, do you copy?
Tari: This is Bluejay and Splatterhawk, over.
Meggy: "Splatterhawk"? Why'd you give me such a lame codename?
Tari: I thought this was cool...
Tari: AHEM...
Tari: I’ve spent 10,000 (10K) hours of playing Metal Gear Solid, so I'm a bit of an expert at sneaking missions.
Tari: Listen to me and everything will be Oscar Kilo (OK). Over.
Axol: Roger that! Over.
Mario: What the hell are you guys saying?
Tari: Right, down, right, stop.
Guard: I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
Tari: Continue.
Tari: Down, left.
Tari: MARIO!? What are you doing?
Mario: Mario's got to piss.
Guard: Stop right there!
Tari: AH! HE'S DOOMED!
Meggy: Oh, relax...
(Meggy shoots)
Guard: OOF!
Mario: (screams as he follows his friends)
Tari: Green Pickle. This is Bluejay. The payload is in sector 7G.
Luigi: Uh...o-okay. Roger that. Pickle is on the case... or something.
Luigi: Hmmm...okey dokey.
Bob: Man, that water tasted like ass. What's the go, Luigi?
Luigi: Mario and the others are inside now. It's our turn!
Bob: Oh, heck yeah! Let's kill some bitches!
(Swagmaster69696969696 holds a weapon and sings Baby Shark)
SwagMaster: Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. (x6)
(Swagmaster saw Mario, Boopkins and Axol)
Swagmaster: I am going to kick somebody's anus lol.
Boopkins: Ah! Bob, hurry up!
Bob: Where the heck is this remote?
Axol: Take this!
Swagmaster: Ah! My face!
Luigi: Bob! BLOW IT UP ALREADY!
Bob: Um... did I leave it in the car?
Swagmaster: Stupid ass lizard wizard get out of here-
(Mario hits Swagmaster)
Bob: Oh here it is! Was just in the back pocket lol.
(Bob presses the button)
(Bob and Luigi run)
Swagmaster: i am going to beat your butts lol you are never going to win you- (falls through the floor) Oh, balls.
Mario: QUICK! LET'S-A GO SEE THE PRINCESS!
Swagmaster: Ow! My ass.
Peach Toadstool: Mario?! Oh, I should have known you were behind this!
Peach: And who is this?
Mario: This is Axol! He’s a magic fish from Animeland!
Axol: He's kinda right.
Axol: My name is Axol. And Princess...
Axol: I'm here to convince you to unban Anime!
Peach: Pfft. Anime is dangerous and the kingdom is better off without it!
Axol: Oh, I'll think you’ll reconsider.
Axol: BOOPKINS!
Boopkins: Alright. Ahem.
Verse 1 - Boopkins: ♪ I can show you the world, of Japanese animation, A magical creation with whatever your heart decides, I can open your eyes, take you series by series, Shoujo, Shonen, and Ecchis With ourselves storylines. A whole new world, it's great to be an otaku, go on and be a fan, just lift the ban, join me and be all weeby. ♪
Verse 2 - Peach: ♪ᕱ Ꮃ♅Ծլꂅ ภꂅᎳ ᎳԾᏒլᎠ, ᕱ ᎳԾภᎠꂅᏒԾuᏕ ꊰԾᏒო Ծꊰ ოꂅᎠᎥᕱ, Ꮃ♅ꂅภ Ꭵ ᎳᕱϮ꒝♅ ᕱภ ԾᎵ, Ꭵ ᏕuᏒꂅ ꒝ᕱภ Ꮥꂅꂅ♪
Boopkins: That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Peach: Ϯ♅ᕱϮ ภԾᎳ Ꭵ'ო Ꭵภ ᕱ Ꮃ♅Ծլꂅ ภꂅᎳ ᎳԾᏒլᎠ ᎳᎥϮ♅ ᎩԾu♪
Mario: (on fire) Hey, you very SHIT!
Peach: Anime is awesome!
Peach: How was I so wrong?
Peach: Anime is awesome!!
Peach: I should learn Japanese!
Peach: How have I lived my life with anime!
Peach: Thank you for showing me how beautiful Anime can be.
Peach: It is time...
Peach: To end the anime ban.
(Peach snaps to end the anime ban)
Chris: Swag?
Chris: Swag? What the hell happened?
Swagmaster: Mr. Chris... I don't feel so good.
Chris: Well... Well, we are jobless.
Swagmaster: You could always go back to your job for handing out gobbies lololol.
Axol: It has been a righteous quest.
Boopkins: Wait, Senpai, you're leaving?
Axol: Unfortunately yes, green frog.
Axel: I said my mission was to unban anime!
Axol: And I have done that!
Axel: Now I'm going to take this precious inkling ink as my reward and return home to my art.
Francis: Axol? What about my waifus?...
Boopkins: Do you think we will ever see him again?
SMG4: Maybe one day.
Tari: For now, let's just enjoy that Anime is free again!
Boopkins: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SOOOOOO GOOOOD!
Saiko: Thanks for helping me unban anime guys.
(Everyone celebrates)
Meggy: Well, looks like everything is resolved and we got a happy ending after all.
Meggy: NOW!
Meggy: All that's left is Splatfest!