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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario School Club.
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(Glitch Productions intro)
(The episode starts in a building, where Mario appears to be putting on a play or something...)
Mario: (holding a fridge) Baby, you are sexy!
Fridge: (non-living object noises)
Mario: AW, THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU!!! (starts crying)
(The lights switch on and the scene cuts to reveal that we're in a school classroom, with majority of SMG4's gang not impressed, except for Shroomy who politely claps. In the back of the room, SMG4's head has exploded and his body is on fire, while Bob falls out of his chair.)
Axol: (he is curled up in the corner, traumatized; moans)
Meggy: For the last time Mario. We don't want to be in your food appreciation club!
Luigi: Mario, please return our fridge, I want to eat dinner tonight!
Mario: It's not just a fridge...it's my friend!
(Mario kicks his "friend" away...)
Mario: Bob, it's-a your turn!
(Bob goes up to the stage)
Bob: sUp HoMies ThE nAmE'S bOb.
(Bob holds up a banana)
Bob: AlrIgHt FoLks ThIs Is A bAnAnA i FoUnD iN mY NeIgHBoRhOoD aRea, oTheRwIsE kNoWn aS tHe DuMpStEr.
SMG4: (done with everything) Ok...I'm done.
(SMG4 heads to the door)
SMG4: Great club, thanks Mario. Very cool.
(SMG4 begins to leave)
Mario: Oh, watch out for security. We're sorta trepassing in this school.
(SMG4 turns around to see a police officer with a monitor for a head in the hallway. The monitor man turns around to SMG4...)
SMG4: Hey...I was just...leaving...
(The montior man makes an angry face...)
SMG4: Uh...yea...I'm gonna leave now...
(The monitor man's face gets even more pissed)
Mr. Monitor: Hello there, fellow person, did you know you are breaking the law?
(Mr. Monitor begins to run towards Glitchy)
Mr. Monitor: Please don't do that. Please don't do that. Hello there fel-please don-t do-hello-did you know you are-(continues repeating stuff he already said)
(SMG4 screams and runs back into the classroom, barricading the door.)
SMG4: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Tari: Why do you want to start a club so badly Mario?
Mario: Cause some kid didn't invite me to their club...WELL, I'LL SHOW THEM!
(Mario returns to the stage)
Mario: Alright, how about...THE POETRY CLUB!
(Mario picks up a piece of poetry...or at least, we think it is...)
Mario: (clears throat) Objects that I've shoved up my ass...
(Meggy covers Mario's mouth)
Meggy: Ok fine, we'll do a stupid club with you...BUT let us help decide what the club will be!
Mario: (annoyed) FINE! What "brillant" club ideas do you guys have?
(First club, Meggy's Karate Club!)
Meggy: (takes a bow)
Tari and Luigi: (takes a bow as well)
Boopkins: (tries to bow but bonks his head on the floor)
Mario: (bows in the wrong direction cracking his back)
(Meggy brings in a dummy)
Meggy: Watch and learn!
(Meggy karates chops the dummy out of the dojo. The dummy hits a old lady on the head, but her old man doesn't notice, probably dementia or something...)
Old Man: I love you honey...
Meggy: C'mon, show me your moves!
SMG4: (chops a dummy in the no-no area) Hmph! Take that!
(SMG4's hand self destructs, probably from being inside most of the time...)
SMG4: (WINDOWS XP)
Luigi: (punches a dummy down) Yeah! Hahahah! Go Weegee, go Weeg-AHHHHHHHHH-(the dummy falls ontop of him)
Boopkins: (lightly slapping a dummy) Aaah! I'm so sorry!
Tari: Let's do this!
(Tari gets ready to beat down the dummy!...wait, she's hugging it...oh.)
Tari: Wahoo! Yay!
(The dummy blushes)
Meggy: NO!!!
Axol: (brings out Inkweaver) Hehheh!
(Meggy bitchslaps Axol)
Meggy: Stop it! Stop it!
Axol: (sad music plays) :(
Shroomy: (flexing his limbs) Oh! Ah! Eh! Oh! Yeah! (pulls out a shotgun) Shotgun!
(Shroomy shoots, but the bullets don't hit the dummy...and thankfully not Meggy either...)
Shroomy: I missed...
(Bob uses his sword to chop the dummy into two pieces)
Bob: I'M PERFECT! I'M TOO PERFECT!
(Mario BLJ's his dummy)
Meggy: MARIO! Stop BLJing on everything!
(Mario BLJs the dummy so much that he propells out of the dojo)
Old Man: (holding the dummy) Dadadadadadadda! (comes across the old lady) Hi there, young lady!
(The Old Man walks off as Mario's fatass crushes the old lady...)
(Second club, Anime Club......uh-oh.)
Meggy: I THOUGHT WE LEARNED NOT TO TOUCH ANIME FROM LAST YEAR-
(Boopkins pushes Meggy out of the way)
Boopkins: Hi! Welcome to the Anime Club!
Axol: yayyyyyyyy
(Everybody else besides Axol and Tari do not give a shit)
Boopkins: Oh! We're gonna watch Boku No Taikou No Sensei Wa Sakidasai!
Tari: Oh, that sounds cool! What does that translate to?
Boopkins: My gym teacher is a sexy rhinoceros!
Tari: .........WHAT???
(Boopkins throws the DVD into the DVD player)
(The intro of the anime plays)
(Anime scene cuts to the school on fire and rhinos are chasing the students everywhere...)
Anime dude #1: WHY IS THERE A RHINOCEROS HERE!?
Anime girl #1: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?
Anime dude #2: IT BROKE MY DICK!
(Joker from Persona looks at the rhino in a...interested way...)
Joker: My god, your greasy...
(Scene cuts back to the real life school)
Shroomy: Guys, I'm scared!
Meggy: (vomits)
Axol: Ah, that's hot!
Tari: U-uhh...maybe we could watch something else Boopkins?
Boopkins: Oh! Sure thing! You can watch Pokemon!
(Pokemon, what a classic, this should be a lot more easier to watch...hold up, this looks different...)
Crudely drawn Jessie: We're Team Rocket, and we want your Pikachu!
Crudely drawn Ash: Okay, take it.
Crudely drawn James: Excellent!
(The credits roll...if you can call them that...)
Mario: (kicks the TV away) GUYS! YOU HAVE BEEN LIBERATED!!!
Everyone except for Boopkins: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Next up, computer club!!!)
SMG4: (building a PC) And then, finally you place the graphics card in! Any questions?
Bob: (has a Macbook on his desk) gOdDaMmIt, I mAdE a MaC!
Boopkins: (built a sculpture out of the computer parts) Yay! My sculpture is all done!
Tari: (appears to have built it correctly) Yes!
(Tari turns the PC on and it transforms into Optimus Prime)
Optimus Prime: UP AND AWAYYYYYYYYYYY (blasts off)
Shroomy: (making a wooden PC case) Lalalala! Best computer ever!
Meggy: (hiding in the damn PC case) Woomy!
SMG4: You little sh*t!
Mario: (stuffing random shit into the PC case) Get in there, you bitch! Get in!...All done :D
(Mario turns the PC monitor on and it spawns a pride demon)
Mario: oooohhh....
SMG4: HOLY SH*T!!!
(The demon starts destroying everything and terrorizes the cast while everyone screams)
Mr. Monitor: Do I hear something illegal?
(Luigi and everybody hear footsteps and stop freaking out)
Mr. Monitor: Are you kids spawning a demon? Please don't do that. I don't want to tear another anus today.
Pride Demon: AW HELL NO!!!
(Mr. Monitor puts head up to the door to hear what's going on...)
Bob: oKaY cLaSs, wHaT'S tHe SqUaRe RoOt oF uH...sIx?
Mario: Penis.
Bob: WoW gReAt AnSwEr!
Mr. Montior: Ah, education! That's very legal! :D Yipee yipee yipee!
(beat)
Pride Demon: I ain't need to see no more sh*t down here!
(The demon disappears)
(Up next, Hunting Club!)