SMG4: Mario Scratches His Ass/Transcript

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-The video starts and Mario returns to Peach’s Castle while the music is starting up.-

Mario: Mama-mia. Saving the universe from destruction was fun.

-Mario swoops in to sit on the couch-

Mario: but Im glad thats over.

-Mario raises his arm-

Mario: Time to finally do something I’ve been wanting to do for a long time.

-Mario then scratches his ass-

Mario: Ooo ma ass

-Mario is still scratching his ass-

Mario: Hmm?

-Mario then scratches it harder and faster as the music is sped up.-

Mario: -groans-

-Mario then scratches it even harder and faster as now rock music is playing.-

Mario: -Screams- God-damnit. Why is it so itchy!?!

-Mario next rubs his ass against the wall-

Mario: C’moooooonnn

-Mario is now acting frustrated and scratches various objects against his butt including the Magical Gnome and Jeeves tines-

Mario: Damnit! Nothings working!

-Mario looks down to find that his legs are missing-

Mario: Ah, jeez this hurts...

-Luigi now enters Mario’s location-

Luigi: Hey Mario I-

Mario: LUIGI! SCRATCH MAH ASS!!!!

Luigi: WHAT?!

Mario: DO IT!

-Mario shows Luigi his ass-

Luigi: Uhhhh fine

-Luigi then scratches Mario’s ass-

Mario: Harder...

-Luigi scratches it harder as he’s worried-

Mario: HARDER!!!

-Luigi is now scratching harder to Mario’s ass even his eyes are popping out. Toad walks in and notices them screaming. Toad then scooches away, scared.-

Mario: Damnit Luigi. Its no use. Nothings hitting the spot.

Luigi: Maybe you should get some cream for it Mario-

Mario: No! I JUST NEED TO SCRATCH IT!!

-Mario is now at the top of the castle as Luigi is panicking-

Mario: IMMA DO IT!

Luigi: NO MARIO!

Mario: IM DOIN IT!

-Mario then jumps off the castle and ground pounds the bridge causing a huge explosion to Peach’s Castle as Luigi is shocked-

-Mario then pops up from a pile of rubble looking shocked as well-

Mario: DAMNIT! ITS STILL ITCHY!!!!

Mario: THERE’S GOT TO BE SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP ME SCRATCH MAH ASS!!!!!!!!!