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This is SMG4: Mario Suffers Infinite Detention's official transcript.
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[SMG4 Intro]
(One day in Omnia Academy, Kawashima was teaching his students in Power Class)
Mr Kawaishima: Just let your head flop baack and fourth. Your neck is a well cooked piece of asparagu-
(Kermit breaks his neck)
Kermit The Frog: I'm dying.. Help me.
Melony: Auegh... Eh..
Melony: Umm...excuse me
Melony: how will this help me control my powers?
Mr Kawashima: *Floats close in front of Melony* YOU DARE QUESTION MY TEACHING METHODS?!
Melony: No...I'm sorry
Mr Kawashima: One more peep out of you
Mr Kawashima: and its DETENTION!!!
(Meanwhile in Meme Research Club, things were fine, until an unexpected chaos occured)
SMG1: And as you can see here, the universes avatar is just a regular human
SMG1: but with extraordinary abilities!
(Mario picks his noes)
(The students are amazed and they start taking notes)
SMG2: Now up next, we're going to see how meme energy can be used to power up our avatar!
SMG4: (Enters the club while holding a box) Hey so sorry I'm late guys
SMG4: SOMEONE thought it'd be funny to fill my car engine up with ravioli
Mario: HAH! GOT'EM!
SMG2: Don't worry SMG4! You're just in time!
SMG2: Ah wonderful! You brought them.
SMG2: (Opens the box)
Pingas Faces: Pingas(6x)
SMG1: Ok class. SMG2 and I will now conduct a little demonstration.
SMG1: While SMG4 explains whats going on.
(SMG1 and SMG2 start holding hands)
SMG4: So we meme guardians can transmute memes
SMG4: into energy! And transfer them into our avatar.
(The memes get transmuted to Mario's hand)
Mario: Hey, just in time for the end of No Nut November
SMG4: So we have to be careful with meme energy as it can be extremly volatile
Mario: Say I'ma hungry! (Opens mouth)
(Mario accidentally eats a meme energy)
(Mario's stomach growls)
Mario: Hm?
(Mario spits the meme energy and it gets aimed to SMG1 and SMG2)
(Chaos begins)
(Various students turn into energy and go to Mario)
SMG4: OH NO GUYS, STOP!!!
SMG1: W-we can't
(SMG4 tries seperating SMG1 and SMG2)
SMG4: HUH?! (Sighs)
(SMG4 spots Mario)
(It seems that Mario has transformed into "Mario Launcher")
Mario: WOAAH!!
[MARIO Launcher!]
(Mario hits SMG4)
SMG4: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Meggy is reading a book when suddenly, she gets hit by Mario)
(Mario hits all the bathroom stalls and it shows Bob taking a piss)
Bob: RuDe.
(Melony repeatedly rotates her head, boringly)
(Mario launcher hits Melony and Mr Kawashima)
(It caused mass destruction in the classroom)
(Everyone is hurt, including SMG4)
(Mr Kawaishima had enough)
Mr Kawashima: DETENTION!!!!!!
(Detention)
(Everyone is filled with boredom)
(A bully shoots saliva at Melony)
Mr Kawaishima: YOU SHOULD FACE UP TO THE HARD CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR POOR DECISION.
Mr Kawaishima: Make sure none of them leave.
SwagMaster6969696969: You got it chief
SMG4: Oh no...
SwagMaster6969696969: HELLO YOU MISBEHAVING HOOLIGANS
Meggy: Wh-what are you guys doing here?
SMG4: Yeah aren't you meant to be in the military protecting the Mushroom Kingdom?
Chris: We're temporarily suspended because...
Chris: someone thought itd be funny to stuff the tank engine with ravioli
SwagMaster6969696969: HAH. GOT EM (Once Again)
(SwagMaster and Mario does a high-five)
SwagMaster6969696969: Ahem, anyway
SwagMaster6969696969: You guys are in detention
SwagMaster6969696969: go write "Swag is best" one bajillion times on the board then you can leave.
Meggy: And if we don't?
SwagMaster6969696969: Im gonna start yodelling
(SwagMaster is attired in Yodel clothing)
(SMG4 and Meggy quickly write "Swag is best" on the blackboard)
(Melony behaves instead)
Mario: OH MY GOD. WHO, THE HELL, CARES.
Mario: Alright imma head out
(SwagMaster Yodels and kicks Mario)
Mario: Oof!
Mario: Im gonna get out of here if its the last thing i do...
Mario: Hello!
(Mario wears a hat and sets a fortune wheel)
Mario: STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP TO MARIOS AMAZING GAME SHOW!
Chris: Swag don't
SwagMaster6969696969: OOO OH BOY OH BOY
SwagMaster6969696969: I LOVE GAMESHOWS!
(SwagMaster spins the wheel)
(SwagMaster achieves the special round)
SwagMaster6969696969: Ooo a surprise just for me?
(The sign shows a meme from Mario Reacts to Nintendo Memes and shoots SwagMaster)
(Mario escapes detention, not knowing that SwagMaster saw him escape)
(Mario can hear distant yodeling and starts getting anxious)
(Mario starts running)
(As Mario stops, the yodeling stops too. Not to realize that Mario will encounter SwagMaster at his back)
SwagMaster6969696969: YODELEY HO BIG BOY
(Melony tries staying calm and the Bully continues)
(The bully grins and makes a paper airplane)
(Mario gets thrown into the classroom and SMG4 and Meggy spotted him)
Meggy: Oh Mario. Sometimes its best to just follow the rules.
SMG4: I know right. Like writing lines on a board isnt even that big of a task.
SMG4: Look how much Ive done already.
Meggy: Nice! you've done a lot!
Meggy: Almost as much as me.
SMG4: Haha, no, Ive definitely done more than you.
(SMG4 and Meggy start a battle of who writes the most "Swag is best" words)
(As soon as SMG4 and Meggy finish writing on the blackboard, they decided to write MORE on the walls)
(SMG4 writes various "Swag is best" words on a wall)
(Meggy writes a paragraph of "Swag is best" at the back of a student)
SwagMaster6969696969: oh baby, this room gets me
Mario: (Shows up in front of SwagMaster) Hello!
Chris: Crap, smoke grenade!!
SwagMaster6969696969: Don't worry Chris, i came prepared
(SwagMaster equips his Mario detector mask)
(SwagMaster detects Mario sneaking)
(SwagMaster hits Mario and Mario loses consciousness)
(Mario finds himself on the room ceiliing)
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! (Sound Effect)
Mario: HEY STINKY! LET ME DOWN YOU MOTHER F*CKER! (Sound Effect)
Mario: OR ELSE I'LL-
Meggy: Shoulda just wrote the lines Mario
Mario: HOW CAN YOU GUYS JUST STAND THERE WHILE WE'RE BEING LOCKED IN HERE!
SMG4: Dude, its just detention.
(SMG4 and Meggy continue writing "Swag is best" on the floor)
Mario: LET ME DOWN OR MARIOS GONNA CALL ELON MUSK
(Melony looks at Mario on the ceiling)
(Melony spots a student being thrown at SwagMaster)
SwagMaster6969696969: ALRIGHT WHOS THE WISE GUY?!?!
SwagMaster6969696969: MARIO WAS THAT YOU
Mario: I WISH IT WAS ME! LET ME DOWN!!!
Guy: It was her!
(The Bully points at Melony)
(SwagMaster is prepared to attack Melony)
(Melony shakes her head)
SwagMaster6969696969: Melony! You're on thin ice, young melon.
SwagMaster: DONT DO THAT AGAIN!
(:MelonySoSuperSad:)
(Melony does a disappointed face to the Bully)
Melony: What was that for?!
(The Bully throws a Koopa to SwagMaster)
(SwagMaster had enough)
SwagMaster6969696969: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?!?!
(SwagMaster starts throwing various Goombas and Koopas at Melony)
(Melony dodges all the koopas and goombas)
(Melony gets hit by one)
(The bully dodges all the bullets without even trying)
(The Bully uses his table as a shield to protect himself from mass goombas and koopas)
Guy: Well you were close, next time predict their trajectory yeah?
Guy: C'mon clueless girl. Fight back!
(Melony throws a goomba, but it didn't have enough distance)
(The Goomba runs away)
Guy: Hah wow, that sucked.
(Melony shows an angry face at the Bully)
Melony: Hey, I'm trying!
Guy: You gotta channel your inner energy as you throw.
Guy: Like this!
(The Bully summons his inner self)
(He aims for Mario and Mario becomes apart of their team)
Mario: TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
(SwagMaster and Chris continue hitting)
SMG4 and Meggy: FINISHED!
SMG4 and Meggy: I FINISHED FIRST!
SMG4 and Meggy: NO I DID!
(SMG4 and Meggy hears fighting sounds that are coming from SwagMaster, Chris, Mario, Melony, and the Bully)
(SMG4 and Meggy shrug to each other)
Meggy: Alright, well I gotta go to class now
SMG4: Peace out guys
SwagMaster6969696969: Oh hey, great work guys!
SwagMaster6969696969: You're welcome back anytime-
(SwagMaster gets hit by a table)
Mario: Get f*cked bitches!! (Sound Effect)
(Mario and Melony follow SMG4 and Meggy)
(While SMG4 and Meggy were walking to their classes, they hear Mario and Melony screaming and running towards them)
Meggy: Oh man, please don't bring any of that chaos here.
Meggy: I just want to go to class-
Mario: THE YODEL MAN COMETH!!!
SwagMaster6969696969: Surprise motherf*cker (Sound Effect)
(SMG4 and Meggy panic and they both follow Melony and Mario)
SMG4: AH CRAP, HE'S CATCHING UP!
Leader: BOX CLUB! JOIN THE BOX CLUB!
(The Box Club leader spots one of their members running with his friends)
Mario: MY CLUB! HELP ME! THAT MAN IS TRYING TO HURT BOXES!!
(The Box Club Leader is utterly angry)
Leader: YOU DARE DISGRACE THE NAME OF BOXES!?
Follow: YOU SHALL REPENT FOR YOU SINS!!!
(The Box Club tries blocking SwagMaster, only for SwagMaster to manage to hit them all)
Leader: Oh well we tried
(Mario and SMG4 are running quickly)
(They spot the gym room)
Meggy: Guys! Follow me! I've got an idea.
(SMG4, Mario, Meggy, and Melony hide somewhere in the gym)
SwagMaster6969696969: Whooos ready for infinite detention?
SwagMaster6969696969: ...what?
(The room is filled with "Swag is best" writings and SwagMaster is amazed)
SwagMaster6969696969: Oh yes. This gym totally gets me. (Lays down on the floor)
SMG4: He fell right for it.
Meggy: Quick! While hes distracted, nows our chance!
(Mario grabs various koopas and goombas from his box and throws it to SwagMaster)
SwagMaster6969696969: YOU WHAT M8
(Meggy tries kicking SwagMaster but SwagMaster lends a megaphone)
(Mario and Meggy get flied away)
SwagMaster6969696969: Ok thats it, its time for my school friendly and definitely not illegal katana
(Melony blocks SwagMaster's katana and hits him)
Melony: Dont. Hurt. My. Friends.
SwagMaster6969696969: You dare approac me desu ka?
(Melony gasps and remembers the Bullly's advice)
(Next time, predict their trajectory yeah?)
(Melony prepares herself)
(Melony dodges SwagMaster and remembers another advice from the Bully)
(Channel your inner energy.)
(Melony summons her inner power and hits SwagMaster)
(SwagMaster gets flied onto the trashcan outside)
SwagMaster6969696969: ow
(Melony and the rest of the gang are happy)
(The gang finds Kawashima in front of the gym door)
(They end up cleaning dirt for the rest of the day)
Mario: Heyy janitor duty for all eternity? beats detention, right guys???
Bully: SUUUUKCEERRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!
[SMG4 Outro]