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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario The Boy Scout by SMG4.
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--SMG4 intro
Mario: Hmm? (notices Fishy Boopkins and Bob starting a fire.)
Mario: Oh, what the fuck?!
Fishy Boopkins: (Fishy Boopkins noticed Mario) Oh, hey Mario! Bob: UgH u StOoPiD wOoD!
Boopkins: What are you doing with that sniper rifle?
(Mario panics and throws away his sniper rifle)
Mario: Oh uh, I'm just uhh... looking for a Luigi. Yeah. What the hell are you guys doing?
Boopkins: Oh! We're just trying to start a fire to get our boy scout badge.
Bob: CmOn. BuRn! DoN'T mAkE mE bRiNg OuT mY mIx-TaPeS.
Shroomy: Hi, fellas! Good job on starting that fire! Y'all won a badge!
Viktor Smokavich: All right, Scouts. Good job on first day of scouting. I am very proud for new Cub Scouts. I am Viktor Smokavich. Your first task was to safely start fire. Remember: If you hurt forest with fire, I will have to hurt you with fire.
(Mario exclaims a shocked look on his face.)
Viktor Smokavich: Boopkins and Bob. You start good safe fire. You have badge. (gives them a badge)
Boopkins: Yayyyy!! BoB: yEaH, bOi! (2x)
Viktor Smokavich: Toad. You tried to escape 12 times. Here. You have special badge. (gives Toad a badge.)
Toad: Let me leave dammit! I'm not a boy scout! I just came to use your bathroom!
Viktor Smokavich: New recruit. I was told you start good fire. Have badge.
Mario: Yipee! :D
Viktor Smokavich: Maybe one day you can be as good as my best pupil here, Shroomy.
Shroomy: Oh gosh I only have 300,679 badges, Viktor.
Mario: HALY SHIT!
Viktor Smokavich: If you want more badges, take BadgeDex. Is very good.
Mario: Gotta catch em' all! (Mario receives a BadgeDex)
(Mario shots down Ho-Oh) (Shroomy exclaims in shock)
Mario: Woohoo! Chicken wings!
Shroomy: Gosh darn it, Mario! You're not supposed to shoot down the bird! That's very bad, ok?
(Ho-Oh takes Shroomy)
Shroomy: OH CRAP!!! SHOOT IT DOWN SHOOT IT DOWN OH GOD SHOOT IT DOWN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Sorry, I'm not allowed to shoot birds. :D
BoB: SwEeT! dOeS tHiS mEaN wE cAn gO hAvE lUnCh NoW?
Viktor Smokavich: Okay, Cubs. In this lesson, you will go from being a cub to being big majestic bear. Today, you will learn how to make rocket launcher from sticks and rocks. Just follow my steps.
Viktor Smokavich: (singing in the tone of the "Tetris theme music" otherwise known as, "Korobeiniki")
♪Making RPG is easy♪
♪All you've got to do is follow me♪
♪First you get a rock and stick♪
♪Then you do this one small simple trick♪
(Viktor's song was interrupted and hears police sirens.)
Viktor Smokavich: Oh shit! The Popo! I've got to get out of here! (runs away)
Boopkins: Oh man! They look like they're in trouble!
Boopkins: (notices a rock and a stick) Is that a rock and a stick?
Boopkins: Uh... what did Viktor say again about making a rocket launcher?
Boopkins: (starts singing fast)
♪Making an RPG is so easy♪
♪lalala rocket stick♪-