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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario The Supreme Leader.
Note: Any grammar errors made in the script when the characters are talking are because of grammatical errors in the video itself.
Transcript[]
(SMG4 intro.) (The first scene shows Mario sitting on top of a throne)
Mario: Yep...That'sa me
Mario: King Mario
Mario: Now how did i get in this predicament you ask?
Mario: ...Well...its a long story
5 Minutes Ago[]
(Mario's flashback)
Peach: OK OK, I THINK I GOT EVERYTHING (Running towards her luggage)
Peach: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OK TOADSWORTH?
Toadsworth: Relax Peach. Its fine. Go on your vaction
Toadsworh: I'll take it from here.
Peach: (Nods in agreement, and places her crown on top of Toadsworth's head) Ok. Please look after the kingdom while im gone
Peach: This crown will show everyone you're in charge. (The crown makes a shine noise)
Peach: (Leaving the castle with her luggage) Farewell Toadsworth! Good luck!
Toadsworth: (Looks around) I am the princess!
Mario: (Walks up to Toadsworth) Hey Toadsworth, wanna see my pet rock?
Toadsworth:Sorry Mario, as the new leader of the mushroom kingdom i have a lot of-
Mario: (Completely ignoring Toadsworth, and pulls out his pet rock, which summons a portal and Toadsworth goes through it)
Mario: (Looking at the crown) Woah! Ooo..ohoo, hello! It's me! Princess, BITCH! Howdy Howdy Howdy!
Toad: (Breaks open the door) Peach peach! Theres an emergency- (Sees Mario with the crown)
Toad: Oh! Uh, S-Sir! We have an emergency!
Mario: (Turns around stupidly)
Toad: (Grabs Mario and throws him into the throne)
Mario: (Jumps up) Hey? Whats goin on here??
Stealing From The Treasury Incident[]
Toad: Sir! Sir! This man was caught stealing from the royal treasury!
Bob: (Being carried by Chargin' Chuck) Hey, hey! Hands off the merchandise you big goon! (Dropped head first onto the ground, and looks at Mario) The hell? Mario? You're in charge now? Sweet.
Toad: What should we do with him sir?
Bob: Bro, Mario, we're buds. We bullied old people together, remember?
Mario: Uhhh... Break his spine...
Toad: Yes, boss! (Whistles at Chargin' Chuck)
Chargin' Chuck: (Breaks Bob's spine, causing Bob to shrink)
Bob: God dammit, not again.
Mario: Cool...
Poisoned Water Hole Incident[]
Toad: Hey, Mister Prime Minster! (In Woody's voice) Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
Mario: Hmm... Seems fine to me
Mario: (Grabbing a cup of water) You got something to drinky?
Mario: (Drinks the water, causing his stomach to explode, revealing a Xenomorph)
Xenomorph: How ya doing?
Mario: Oh I see!
Mario: (Throws Xenomorph into the lake) Mama mia! (Looks over at Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Time to take a SHIT!
Mario: Well there's your problem...
Donkey Kong: (Confused noise, then screams as the guillotine blade falls)
Mario: Here we go!!
The Black Plague Incident[]
Toad: The black plague has been unleashed on the town! Everyone's getting sick!
(The scene shows the characters Heavy Weapons Guy, Barack Obama, and other town civilians throwing up everywhere)
Mario: Looks like you all need to... Practice social distancing (While holding the Gust Bellows)
Mario: (Uses the Gust Bellows to separate everyone to solve the problem, which he separates Monty Mole, the Goomba, and the Koopa Troopa from each other. Then he separates Meggy Spletzer and Tari from each other. Next, he pushes Mufasa off of a cliff, which before Mufasa is pushed off, he says "Brother, help me," with is a direct quote from the movie The Lion King. Finally, Mario, on top of Lakitu, separates a plane from the earth by pushing it into the sun)
The Food Crisis Incident[]
Toad: A swarm of animals are eating all our crops and now we dont have any food!
(The scene shows different villagers from Animal Crossing eating all the crops)
Rob: Respect your elders and corn!
Mario: (Looking around) Hmmm.. I got it! (Calls a buff version of Isabelle)
Isabelle: (Drops from the sky) Is there a problem?
(The villagers look over, slowly drop the corn, and walk away slowly)
The Beeg / Long SMG4 War Incident[]
Toad: Two religious groups are having a war over whos the one true god!
(The scene shows the Beeg and Long SMG4 groups arguing with each other)
SMG4: BEEG SMG4 IS OUR ONE TRUE GOD!
SMG3: NO! IT IS LONG SMG4 THAT IS OUR ONE TRUE GOD!!
Beeg SMG4 Group: We're gonna kick your ass! Yeah that's blasphemy! (Runs towards the Long SMG4 Group)
Long SMG4 Group: BRING IT ON HEATHENS! LETS KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!!! (Runs towards the Beeg SMG4 Group)
Mario: (Appears in the middle) STOP! Stop this please! Let us stop this mindless violence! (Bangs a hammer against the picture of Beeg SMG4, making SMG4 and SMG3 look over)
Mario: (Showing a picture of BONG SMG4, the combination of a Beeg and Long SMG4) Why not both?
(The groups cheer for Mario as he wears a sombrero)
Toad: Mario! You've helped the kingdom so much. We thank you! (Bows for Mario) Ok!
Mario: (Looks at the Toads, the Russian Anthem starts playing as his head shrinks) I HAVE THE POWER!!
The Bandit Incident[]
Toad: Mario! Bandits have invaded the kingdom!
Mario: (Appears on the roof overlooking the town) Hmm..
(The scene shows the bandits attacking the town's civilians)
Monty Mole and Boo: Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!
Mario: Hehe..yea..boi.
Mario: DESTROY THEM ALL!
Toad Servants: Yes, boss! (Shoots at the bandits, who run away) Yayyyy!!
The Queen Bowser Incident[]
Toad: Mario! An important princess from another kingdom wants to negotiate with you!
Mario: (Runs onto the roof) Hmm...hm? Wah!
Bowser: (Turns around, waving at Mario) Yooo Hooo!
Bowser: Pls marry me. I want to be queen of the kingdom
Mario: Destroy them all!
Toad Servants: (Shows up behind Mario) What??
Mario: Do it!
Toad Servants: (They look at each other, then shoot Bowser off the roof as he screams)
The Taxes Incident[]
Toad: Mario! The villagers are saying that taxes are too high.
Mario: (Walks to the edge of the roof to overlook the villagers)
Toad 1: What are you doing?!
Toad 2: I'm just hanging out!!
Mario: Hmm..DESTROY THEM ALL!
Toad Servants: (They look at each other, confused if Mario really wants to do that) Uhh Mario, I don't think...
Mario: Just do it!!
Toad Servants: But..bu..bu..bu..bu..boss?
Mario: Just...DO IT!!
(The scene shows the Toad Servants running out of the castle, and about to shoot towards the villagers)
Toad: I'm so sorry! (Shoots at the villagers)
(The villagers all run away after they start shooting)
Mario: MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Mario: NO ONE DARE DEFY THE GREAT LEADERSHIP OF ME, MARIO!!!!
Toad: He's...he's gone mad with power...
Toad 2: Let's not question him. For he is king.
Weeks later[]
(The scene shows that the Mushroom Kingdom has been converted into Mario Land, with SMG4 being an old man, Luigi being starved to death, Bob Bobowski in a cage, Tari and Saiko Bichitaru warming up by a fire, and Meggy Spletzer wearing a bearskin hat with a gold star on it. Shroomy and Axol are now members of the Royal Guard marching band, playing Astronomia, also known as the Coffin Dance meme, as Mario comes into the area, known as Obey Square)
Mario: Yippee!! Yeah!!
Toad: ALL HAIL MARIO! THE SUPREME LEADER!
Mario: (Gives the civilians a death stare when they don't cheer, which also triggers the Toad Servants to point there guns at the civilians, which gets them to cheer for Mario)
Mario: You're god damn right!
Mario: Alright guys, Today i'm passing a new law in Mario Land...
Mario: You guys all have to attend my Minecraft server everyday or else you all die!
Toad Civilians: Yayyy... woohoo...(Along with clapping)
Mario: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Meggy: No... (Causing Mario to look over at her)
Meggy: (Throws the bear skin hat on the ground) Mario... I'M SICK OF ACTING LIKE THIS!!
Mario: You dare defy me Meggy?
Meggy: This...this is no way to live. I know you Mario. (Looking down) I know you're better than this.
Luigi: yeah uhh... I have been denied food for several weeks now...
SMG4: Yeah! I'm going to turn into a fragile old man soon if I don't make my memes! (Turns into Old Man Hobo with an SMG4 hat) God damn it!
Bob: Yeah let me out you bitch! (Pushes open the cage door) Oh! It was unlocked the whole time...
Mario: YOU'RE MEANT TO BE MY FRIENDS!
Tari: Mario please! Just listen to us!
Shroomy: HEY, PLEASE FREE US, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! For legal reasons that was a joke, all hail Mario.
Mario: Fine... Destroy Them All!
(The Toad Servants point their guns at the gang as they back up and group together)
Bob: Aw hell no, I'm just going to slowly back up.
Toad Servants: LAUNCH THE CANNONS!!
Axol: Oh no you don't! (Summons a Whomp, which backs up the gang until it disappears)
Mario: (Whistles, summoning a police car full of Police Toads to attack)
Mario: Long..live...the king.
Toads: TRANSFORM INITIATE!!!
SMG4: SMG4 TRANSFORM!!!! (Pulls out gun)
Toads: OH NOOO!!! (Gets shot away by SMG4)
Toad: Time to die! (Gets hit with Saiko's hammer) OH GOD!!
Toad 2: Bring this ass here! (Gets hit with Saiko's hammer)
Shroomy: Haha! (Pulls out a bottle of spray pain to make him look like a Toad) Hey guys! That Toad is a spy!! (The other Toads attack the Toad that Shroomy said was a spy)
Luigi and Tari: (Sitting at a "Free Hugs No Fighting" booth)
Luigi: Hmmm, I don't think this is working...
(The scene then shows Hank Hill and Bob Bobowski)
Hank Hill: (Swings a crowbar at Bob, which he dodges) God dammit Bobby!
Bob: Shut up, I don't know you. (Throws an axe at Hank Hill's head)
Hank Hill: That boy..ain't..right.
Meggy: (Punches two Toads in a row)
Toad: First..you yeet the lolly..! (Jumps up trying to attack Meggy)
Meggy: No. (Kicks the Toad into outer space)
(The scene then shows all of the dead Police Toads in the area)
Mario: NO!
Mario: (Freaking out) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SMG4: It's over Mario.
Meggy: Its time to end this.
Mario: You're...you're right. I give up..!
Mario: (Holding up the middle finger on both hands) JUST KIDDING BITCH!!
Mario: (Holding a megaphone) ALRIGHT! WHOEVER GETS RID OF THESE BOZOS
Mario: GETS TO OWN BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD!!
King Bob-omb: Hey what the f**k?!
All the Toad Civilians: (Screaming, and running towards the gang, ready to attack)
Tari: Wh-what do we do!?
Axol: I don't know! They're just civilians!
Bob: Let's kick their ass!
(The scene shows the gang ready to attack the civilians)
Peach: STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (With Crash Bandicoot as the taxi driver driving away in the background) (Peach manages to arrive back, and suddenly interrupts the gang from preparing to attack the civilians)
(Peach walks up to Mario as the gang watches in shock. Peach was ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS at Mario for what he is causing.)
Peach: (Gives a FURIOUS SUPER ULTRA MEGA SLAP to Mario for letting his newfound power go into his head, and takes her crown back, as Mario collapses on the ground) I'm back.
(All of the civilians cheer very loudly, then carry Peach presumably back to the castle)
Mario: Well that was sure fun.
Mario: Hey, you guys wanna come eat spaghetti at my house?
(The gang collapses on the ground, and the video ends)