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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario University.
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Mario: HOLY SHIT!
Bowser: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
*Mario, Bowser, Luigi, Bob, Fishy Boopkins, Peach, and Shroomy go to the university*
Meggy: hmm...maybe I should pursue my dream career...
Bell: Ring ring ring!
*at Law Class*
*Kermit is wearing a wig and is holding King Dedede's hammerl, indicating he's the judge*
Kermit: Alright, alright. Shut the hell up, bitches. Court is now in session.
*Mario is the defendant in the trial*
Kermit: Mario, you're accused of raiding and trashing this college's cafeteria earlier today.
*on the camera screen is the trashed cafeteria*
Kermit: How do you plead?
Mario: No! It wasn't me!
Waluigi: (Wahahaha! Let's go! Ho ho!) BAH! He's LYING! The accused is guilty!
*Meggy is dressed in a lawyer uniform*
Meggy: There is no clear evidence that the accused did the crime!
*Waluigi objects*
Waluigi: (WALUIGI! HAHA!) That's BS! CAUSE I GOT VIDEO EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE, BOI!
*Meggy and Mario are shocked*
Kermit: Oh shit! Really?
*the video footage shows what appears to be Mario raiding the cafeteria*
Waluigi: That Mario-shaped man is clearly the accused!!!
Kermit: Order order! Shut the fuck up, everybody! Thank you.
Mario: OOOooo, Order???
*Mario orders food*
Kermit: Shut up, you fat piece of shit!
Waluigi: So as you can clearly see, the suspect is obviously-
*Meggy objects*
Meggy: There is a clear flaw with this evidence!!!!
Waluigi: WHAAAATTT?
*During the video, the culprit tosses aside a plate of spaghetti*
Meggy: If this is really the accused...why would he throw aside a plate of his favorite food?
Waluigi: なーなに？ (wha- what?)
Meggy: In fact the only other mario-looking person today on campus was...YOU!
*Meggy points to SMG4, who is munching on a lot of food*
SMG4: OOO my ass!
*SMG4 proceeds to flee the place*
SMG4: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
*Kermit just stares and then he turns to Meggy*
Kermit: Huh. Well, good job Meggy. You passed your first practical exam.
Meggy: *inkling noises* Thank you
Kermit: And now can someone go get that asshole?!?!
Dr. Mario: Pills fix Mario all the time when he's sick!
*Dr. Mario shoves pills in the Medic's mouth*
Dr. Mario: OOohoh! Mario saved the day! That means I can be a real doctor! :D
*Dr. Mario writes himself a medicinal degree*
*in Education class*
Peach: You fucking son of a bitch. You're getting seven across the ass!
Wario: Let me show you the real way to make coins!
*Boopkins notices the Villager next to him still has a rock*
Boopkins: Hey, you're going to eat that?
Mario: Hah! I don't need to graduate because i already got my degree! :D
*Mario pulls out a piece of paper with degree of medicine written on it...with medicine misspelled*