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This is SMG4: Mario Obliterates Minions's official transcript.
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[Meta Runner Finale Advertisement Segment]
Kevin (THE MINION NOT LUKE'S BRO): Hey kids! Have you seen minions rise of gru-
(Plush Tari hits Kevin [Still the minion])
Luke: GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!!
Luke: That's right guys, we don't wanna talk about minions, we're talking about Meta Runner Season 3!
Luke: The final season, that's right!
Luke: It is out now over on the GLITCH channel
Luke: If you guys don't know what Meta Runner is, it's a series we've been working on for like the past 4 years.
Luke: Focused on TARI!
Luke: THAT'S RIGHT THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE!
Luke: And her journey includes this season!
Luke: Our teammate GLITCH has been working really really hard and the- the work that has come out... is amazing and we've been working really hard and please go check it out.
Luke: Uhh, it's on the GLITCH channel right now. Links in the description.
Luke: Aaand yeah! Go check it out before the minions come!
Luke: HURRY BEFORE THE MINIONS COME!!!! GOOOO!!! AAAHH-
[Luke was then consumed by the minions] (Lo -CorruptedGalaxies)
[He now resides in the basement of the illumination offices as a horror beyond our comprehension]
[SMG4 Intro]
(Mario is sleeping on a bed)
(There's screaming in the background which wakes Mario up)
(Mario looks at the castle and sees that he is surrounded by cancer minions)
(Chaos occurs)
(A minion prints a peach)
Minion: THAT'S A THICK-ASS BOII!!!
(Kevin {THE MINION} spray paints a minion meme on the wall)
(The two minions laugh at it)
Another Kevin: H̴̡̲͙͙̝͐̈́̓̾̇Ǝ̷͍̱̣̯̿̑̊́͒ͅ ̵̨̬̠̟̔͑̓̊͘͜H̸̢̖̭͍̍̒̊̑͜͠Ǝ̶͕̤̲̺͍͋̇̽̍̌ ̴̛̼̱̮̤̫̍̑͋̽ꓭ̷̩̙͓̭̇͌͛̑̒͜Ò̸̧̲̗̜̣͑́̃͝T̷͍̳͉͍̰̒͌̀͗̄T̶̳̗̹̠̪̽̄͂̚͠Ơ̷̞̳̯̖͎̑́̍̈́И̴̧̧͇̝͍̊͐͒̆͠
(Some other minions eat bananas obsessively)
Mario: MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE
(Mario kicks the two minions and tries to kick all the minions out of the house)
Mario: OUT OF THIS HOUSE! OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!
Mario: Begone from this house.
(The minion grabs Mario's hat and moustache and acts like Mario)
Minion: Hello! It'same! A piece of shi-
(Mario places a rocket launcher on the minion's mouth)
(The rocket launcher ammo explodes inside of him)
(He dies)
(Mario rushes to SMG4's room and repeatedly knocks)
Mario: SMG4 HELP, THE CASTLE HAS CANCER
(Mario opens the door and finds SMG4 being attacked by minions)
SMG4: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario: Oh no!
(Mario runs into the room)
(Mario opens SMG4's chest of memes and searches for something)
(Mario grabs the banana)
Banana: Hello gentlemen. What a fine d-
(The minions immediately eat the banana)
(SMG4 traps them in a box)
(SMG4 quickly places a nuke inside of the box)
(The nuke explodes)
(SMG4 sits on the box)
SMG4: Phew!
Mario: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Mario builds wooden planks on the door)
Mario: SMG4! Where are these yellow cockroaches coming from!?
SMG4: (Walks to a window) They just showed up overnight.
(The video shows a billboard infested with minion-related stuff)
SMG4: A new Minions movie must've dropped
Mario: WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW!?
(SMG4 calms Mario down and grabs something from his pocket)
(He presents the Cringe Meter to Mario)
SMG4: This is the cringe meter.
(The face on the cringe meter becomes sad, meaning the world has been infested with too much cringe)
SMG4: Right now the universe is unbalanced with too much cringe.
SMG4: We must purge the world of these minions to restore the balance.
Mario: Mario...Mario understands.
(A TON HECK of minions break into the room)
SMG4 and Mario: AAHHH!!
(SMG4 grabs a flamethrower)
(SMG4 burns the minions with his flamethrower)
SMG4: GO OUT THE WINDOW MARIO! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!!!
(Mario gets surprised as he sees SMG4 get attacked by the minions)
(Mario jumps out of the window)
(Mario falls to the ground)
Mario: I'LL FIX THIS SMG4!!!
(First, he used the big suck vacuum to suck the Minions, Mario pushed the button and began to shuck the Minions from the castle turning them into Tic-Tac's.)
(Second, the Minion saw a picture of a banana on a Nuke.)
Minion: Banana, banana banana!
[NUKE EXPLODES]
(Mario saw the nuke explode.)
Mario: Hmmm... maybe 1 more just in case.
(He pushed the button for the second time and a 2nd nuke explodes.)
[NUKE EXPLODES]
(Third, Mario puts a sign says Minion Memes down, then a bunch of Minions came, and Mario avoids it, then the Minions got teleported to Hell to meet Doom Guy.)
Doom Guy: ¥̴̛͍̞͈̖͚͐͑͋̈ð̸̡̭̜̪̙̈́̂͊̅̚µ̴̨̛͔͙͎̟̏̉̔͝'̴̟͕͖̘̼̃́̅̔̃r̵̛̟̱̮̜̙͑̒̊͘ê̶̱̰̖͖͙̾͑̆͑̈ ̵̡̺̼̜̺̉̀̑̓͑å̷͔̮̟̻͒̃̽̇̎͜ñ̸̞̜͔̗̘̐̎̿̅͂ ̶̧̲̲̪̹̿͋̌͂͠å̷̡̛͈̗͍͈̇̋͘̚ß̶͉̱̼̩͓͋͊͐̆͠ð̸͖̜̲̗̹̆̒̾̎̚m̴̬̻̜̥̰̽͒̊͗͘ï̷̦̥̟̮̫̎̈͆̉͠ñ̷̙̪̗̞̃͂͒̌̾͜å̷̗̤̜͈̝̌̑̾͛͝†̷̢̫̩̤͈̈́̍́͌̆ï̸̻̳͇̮̈̔͆̐̈́͜ð̸̰̺̖̻̟̈́͛͆̇͝ṋ̷̝̜̞̝̃̏̄͐̃͊ ̶̗̤͙̘͚̓̍̋̚̚ß̷̨̤͖̯̏̓̋̋͜͝ê̴̡̢͍̳͉̓̌̿͒̽£̶̪͙̖̹̓͌̒̐̔͜ð̸̙̥͉̣̣̀̉͑̈́͝ŕ̷͙̩͖̘́͊̓͗ͅế̴̼͙̲̼̩̄̈́̋̈́ ̸̢̛͖̘̻̥̀̿̒̐†̸̜̮̗͕̀̂͒͑͌͜h̸̜̘̗̤̀̽̽͋͜͠ê̸̦̖̥̜͎͂̇͊̅́ ̷͔̬̣͕̞͊̈̃͝͠ê̶͓̼̲̺͓̋̅̒̄̍¥̷̛͖̮̹͙̏́̇͘͜ę̸̞̪͇͖̂̄̉́͂̕§̸̡̨̰̭̻̈͑͑͛̽ ̸̨̛̮̬̱͆̂͆͑ͅð̸̨̹͈̮̭̈́̃̆̿̂£̶͖̙̠̩̆̀̂͗́͜ ̵͈̥̖͈͙̉̔̄̆͝†̵͔̱̻͍̟͊̍́͗͠h̸̲͚̱̪̪̒͐̏́͝ê̷̙͈͚̝̇̈́͗͊͘͜ ̵͇͚̺͈̪͗̃͐̚͝l̴̠̲̦̙̳̒̓̏͗͝ð̸̻̦͙̙̦̈̐͐̍͛r̸̻̯͉̫̦̈́͒͊̓͛Ð̶͔̩̣͆̌̆͛̈͜ͅ.̵̢͕̩̻̟̈́̃̓̉͝
(Forth, Mario makes a meme about Gru forcing Minions to drink bleach, he posted on YouTube, then later the Minions having a great time until their phones rang and see the meme.)
Gru Meme: Hello is i Gru and i ordered my Minions to drink bleach, it is very nutritious.
(Later the Minions died from drinking bleach from the Gru Meme.)
(Fifth, the 3 Minions were talking in Discord live chat.)
Minion 1: Banana.
Minion 2: Banana.
Minion 3: Banana.
(Until Mario appeared at the chat and say 5 words at them.)
Mario: I know where you live.
(Then the Minions scream and got screamed to death by Mario he said.)
Mario: Hey, where'd everybody go?
(Now an epic rap battle happens.)
Mario: Ahhhh!
(Mario's Calling someone.)
Mario: *Gibberish*
(Slenderman ascends down to Mario.)
Slenderman: Hello!
(Slendy stares at the Minions.)
(Rap battle starts.)
BF Minion: They call you "Demon Core", well I think you look like a stupid loser!
Minions: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Demon Core, you're up!
Slenderman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (The BF Minion, as well as three other minions, become a skeleton)
Mario: (Puts up a poster, saying "suit meet up tonight 8pm) Haha!
Minions: Woaaaaaaaah!
(Minions entering the cinema)
Mario: (Lights up a match, throws it into the room before locking it) Haha! welp,that oughta do it. (Jumps in fear) Thats it! (runs off)
(Thanos watching a girl abusing the minion but then Mario breaks a hole into his wall)
Thanos:(screams in fear)
Mario: Thanos! Wheres your infinity gaunlet
Thanos: Oh it's at the dry cleaners.
Mario: AAAAAAAA! Mama Mia!