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This is SMG4: Mario and The God Box's official transcript.
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[Yet another Murder Drones Season 1 Advertisement]
(The N and V Plush approaches the Baldi plush)
V (Voice acted by Luke): We got the new...uh...flesh to eat on right now..
Mario (Still voice acted by Luke): OH NO STOP RIGHT THERE!
N (Fortunately voice acted by Luke): Oh noo!!!
(Mario starts kicking N and V)
Luke: Uhh....And that was If Mario was in Murder Drones everyone!
Luke: Now! Uh.. To the real announcement;
Luke: Uhh, hello everyone! We've been selling our new V plushie!
Luke: That's right! To celebrate the uhm, full season of Murder Drones going to come out way later in the year.
Luke: It's only 3 days left, unlimited edition. So you want to get it now before-
(The camera gets utterly zoomed with violence to Baldi, making Luke's voice inaudible)
Kevin: Guys! 3- Luke...Luke can't say the line.
Kevin: 3 days left until you can get a 15% off, that's it. That's all, that's all.
Kevin: Go check out murderdrones.store They are..limited edition.
Kevin: We wanted you guys to know everything you get, every plushie you get goes directly for funding, to make Murder Drones bigger and better.
Luke: That's right!
Kevin: That's a true thing Luke wanted to say but all he can do is smash plushies together.
Kevin: But he's very good at it!
Luke: And with that guys, we're going into the video
(Luke constantly sticks his Mario and V plush together)
[SMG4 Intro]
(Silence brings in at Melony's room..)
(The clock is ticking..)
(Melony places a box beside Axol's inkweaver)
(She then places a manga book inside a box on her table)
(When she held the manga she and Axol drew, a paper falls which caught her attention)
Melony: Hmmm??
(Melony grabs the paper and her memories with Axol start flashing back into her mind. Her right eye is filled with tears.)
(Melony seems happy.)
(Melony grabs her sword and prepares to train)
(Niles releases plates in his cannon)
(Melony breaks all the plates with her sword)
(Niles then releases more plates including Heavy)
Heavy: AHHHH! I AM HEAVY MELON GUY!
Niles: DEITY MODE NOW!!
(Melony transforms into her deity mode, but as soon as she was gonna turn into her deity form, she got hit by Heavy right in the face)
Niles: Sloppy
(Melony feels dead on the inside and transforms into an innocent watermelon)
Niles: Ok, so your biggest issue right now is hitting your deity mode.
Niles: We're gonna be training that nonstop until you can.
(Melony transform back into her human form)
Niles: Don't worry you can do this!!
Niles: I mean, 100 push ups!
(Melony tries to do a push-up but fails)
SMG4: Huh, looks like everyone is out training today.
SMG4: Speaking of which, where the hell is he?
(SMG4 tries to look at some directions until he sees a familiar portal)
SMG4: Huh??
SMG3: Yo sorry I'm late, meme guardian stuff, yada yada, yknow.
(SMG3 removes his shades and realized he met his arch-nemesis after a long time)
SMG3: Oh, hey jerkface
SMG4: Good to see you too smg3
SMG4: Uhh..
SMG4: you dont expect to train with that knuckles on your shoulder do you? (But it's on his hea- -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Terrence makes a squeak sound)
SMG3: Ugh, sorry Terrence...Looks like the fascist doesn't want you here!
(Terrence returns back to the internet graveyard)
SMG4: What did you just call me?
SMG1: Alright! Its training time
SMG2: I know its been a while, but lets start of with some basic meme transmutation
SMG3: Aww man, do i have to hold his hand
SMG3: we're in public
SMG4: Dude, how are we gonna train if you're gonna be insecure every time
SMG3: Hey! I-I'm not insecure!
SMG3: You're insecure!
SMG3 B-baka!
(SMG3 starts blushing) (WWHAT TEH FUCK I'VE NEVER SEEN SMG3 DO THIS BEFORE?!?!??! -CorruptedGalaxies)
(SMG4 waves his hand, forcing SMG3 to hold hands together with SMG4)
(A Fumo was just walking until it turns into energy and goes to 3 and 4's hands)
(Jigglypuff is training her powers with Kermit the frog)
Kermit: You fight well Jigglypuff. But well unfortunately, you must face my AK-47 with extended mags
(Mario traps Kermit in a box)
[Somewhere beneath the school]
(Mario walks into the box club room)
Leader: Ah, he has arrived
Mario: Marios got the dude, can I have my spaghetti now?
Leader: Soon!
Leader: First we must sacrifice this offering in the almighty God Box.
(...)
(Mario throws Kermit into the void)
(.....)
Mario: Can I have my spaghetti now?
Leader: OH MIGHT GOD BOX.
Leader: PLEASE TAKE THIS HUMBLE SACRIFICE AS OUR TOKEN OF OUR WORHSIP
(....)
Dude: Uhh is something supposed to happen?
Leader: SILENCE!
Leader: Clearly, we have not made enough offerings to the god box yet
Leader: Mario! We require more sacrifices!
Mario: What?! I cant kidnap more people!!
Mario: Thats too much work.
Leader: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE HEATHEN?
Leader: UNLIMITED POWER IS WITHIN OUR GRASP
(Mario cries like a crybaby)
Leader: Ugh, and we will reward you with more spaghetti
(Mario hears what the Box Club Leader said and immediately starts kidnapping students)
Ramensay: Anyone...is here today ?
Dude: Ah, Im here sir-
(Mario continues kidnapping students)
Ramensay: Sweet, class is cancelled
(The skeleton starts to become energy)
SMG1: Good! Now next up we're going to use up this meme energy offensively.
SMG2: Concentrate your focus and throw the energy at the dummy over there
(SMG3 and SMG4 try to hit the dummy but they accidentally make the meme go to the air)
Niles: Visualize the deity form. VISUALIZE!!
(Melony tries to visualize herself, but spotted something on her left side)
(Niles noticed the meme energy ball SMG3 and SMG4 threw)
(While having no time to escape, Niles was saved by Melony in her deity form, by ricochet the energy ball away)
Anime girl: My love! I've missed you!! Come give me a hug!
(Anime girl was crashed by the energy ball when walking towards to Ned, causing Ned to fall on the ground.)
(Melony transforms back to her normal self, found she has just whacked the energy ball by herself.)
Niles: Melony, you did it! And all it took was me being in mortal peril.
(Melony is feeling happy for it.)
(Meanwhile, the SMGs saw the explosion)
SMG4: Uh... whoops
SMG2: Yeah uh... you guys overshot a lil bit there.
SMG3: Woah... *sinister smile* So...much...power...
SMG1: Let's try that again, this time aim please.
Fishy Boopkins: Guys! Guys! Guys!
SMG4: What is it Boopkins?
Fishy Boopkins: Mario's been kidnapping students! You gotta help!
SMG4: What? Nah he's probably just trying to steal their spaghetti or somethi-
[Mario chasing blue Shy Guy with big truck]
Mario: Moving on the ground, moving on the ground...
Blue Shy Guy: [screaming]
[Mario captures the Blue Shy Guy]
Mario: Yippee!
SMG4: God damnit.
[The truck have arrived to the Box Club room and Mario threw the students he kidnapped to the box]
Mario: NOW can mario gets his spaghetti?
[Box Club Leader throw a chest full of spaghetti to Mario]
Mario: Woooooooooooo
[The box begins to appear the red outline]
Box Club Leader: ITS WORKING! QUICK! WE MUST PERFORM THE CEREMONIAL BOX CHANT!
[The Box Club members begins the ceremony]
[A box club member got killed and dies]
[SMG1, 2, 3, 4, and Melony comes to a Box Club room]
Box Club Leader: What is going on here?
SMG4: Mario! The hell are you doing?
Mario: [eats spaghetti] I don't know [continue eating]
Box Club Leader: You dare interrupt the God Box ceremony?!
SMG1: Did...did you say God Box?
SMG2: ...It...it can't be
SMG4: uhh.. what's a God Box?
SMG1: Legend says there is a diving box out in the Great Beyond that contains the mysterious of the universe. They say whoeveropens the God Box will unleash things beyond our understanding.
Box Club Leader: YESSS, you are well versed in boxology my young friend. He who opens the box will be granted unlimited power!
SMG3: Unlimited...power?
SMG1: What?! The God Box doesn't hold unlimited power.... ...if opened, unspeakable horrors will pour out and end the world as we know it!
Box Club Leader: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT THE GOD BOX LIKE THAT!! MEMBERS!!! DESTROY THE HEATHEN!!!
[Box Club Members are ready to destroy SMG1, 2, 3, 4, and Melony]
SMG1: We need to stop them. If the God Box is real, we DON'T want them getting to it.
SMG2, 4, and Melony: Ok!
SMG3: Unlimited power...
[A BC Member threw 2 boxes to Melony] (BC: Box Club)
[Melony dodges it and kicked BC Member's face]
SMG4: [throw this phone] take this!
[2 BC Members watches the meme]
[SMG4 killed 2 BC Members]
SMG4: haha gotcha!
BC Member (Heavy): All of you are dead!
[3 BC Members build a tank]
[SMG1 threw SMG2 to destroy the tank]
[SMG1 put a bomb inside a tank]
[The tank explodes and the 3 BC Members are dead]
[SMG4 becomes a fake BC Member and throw a BEEG SMG4 to a Bin Chute]
SMG4: Oh nooo, he's escaping this way!
[4 BC Members go to Bin Chute to destroy BEEG SMG4 but ended up died at the Bin Chute]
[Mario still eating his spaghetti]
[Buff Noob (BC Member) try to destroy SMG1 and SMG2 but ended up SMG1 take the Box Head and becomes a meme energy]
[SMG1 and SMG2 killed 2 other members/followers using the meme energy]
Goomba (BC Member): My enemy (I'm not sure) Mr. Angry Eye
[Goomba failed to destroy Melony]
Niles: HEY! It's time to put your training to good use. You know what to do.
[Melony becomes Fierce Deity]
Goomba (BC Member): My ass.
[Melony killed goomba and killed other BC Members]
Box Club Leader: Nooo stop! Leave my members alone!
SMG3: [evil laugh]
Box Club Leader: Hey you! You want to meet the God Box? Then stop these fools and I'll show you the DIVINE WAY.
SMG3: [becomes more happy]
[SMG3 wants to throw Mario to the box]
Mario: AAAAAAAAA
SMG3: OI! LOSERS!
SMG4: SMG3!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
SMG3: ME WANT UNLIMITED POWER!
[Melony hurts SMG3 and Mario didn't go into the box]
SMG4: NO! MELONY! STOP! THATS TOO FAR!!
SMG3: Look after Terrance for me...
[Melony almost killed SMG3 with her sword]
Melony: NOOOO!
[Melony didn't killed SMG3]
[Melony fly up and destroy the floor]
SMG3: Ugh, the audacity. Am I right guys?
[SMG4 slapped SMG3]
[Melony sees the sunset and Niles approach Melony]
Niles: You ok?
Melony: No... I almost hurt my friend back there, I don't think I should be using these powers.
Niles: Ok first of all, SMG3 is an ass. He had what was coming to him. And secondly, take a minute to see how far you've come. Your fish boyfriend would be proud of you.
[Melony take a sheet with Axol X Melony relationship drawing]
Melony: Maybe...
[Mario wants to throw the Box Club Leader to the box]
Mario: TRY TO HURT MARIO WILL YOU?!
Box Club Leader: WAIT WAIT! MARIO. HELP ME FIND THE MESSIAH!!! If you do, I'll-
[Mario throw Box Club Leader to the box]
SMG4: Gee you reckon that was a little too harsh?
Mario: Nah, the box club leader told Mario where this thing goes. It aint that bad.
[The Box Club Leader arrived at the inside of the box]
Box Club Leader: YOU THERE! You must love boxes right? Please help me escape!
[Crash Bandicoot destroy boxes]
Crash Bandicoot: Wo, wo wo wo wo wo wo
Box Club Leader: Oh, no f****ng way.