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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo.
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(at a local Subway, Mario is ordering)
Mario: Oooh! Yummy! Hi, I'll have on Footlong Tuna Sandwich... WITH EXTRA MAYO.
Sandwich Artist: Yes boss! (pulls out a Footlong Tuna Sandwich; he then tries to squirt out the mayo, but no mayo comes out) Daf*q? (tries squirting harder) This is empty! (tosses the tray of tuna and mayo bottle away) Wait here sir. I'll grab some more ingredients. (heads for the door) Open!
(The door opens, and the Sandwich Artist enters)
Mario: Hey! Come back here! I'm-a hungry!
Sandwich Artist: Hey we need more tuna.
(The other Sandwich Artist stops what he's doing upon hearing this. He turns around to face a purple fish, who has been tied up)
Sandwich Artist: (wielding his butcher knife) It's time to witness perfection...
Purple Fish: RELEASE ME!!!!!!!!
(The Sandwich Artists come closer)
Sandwich Artist: Be strong, Clarence... Be strong for mother... (jabs his fin into the purple fish's chest and pulls out a can of Mega Tuna)
Sandwich Artist: MMMMM good!
(He gets interrupted by Mario entering the room to see what's going on)
Mario: Wow... so that's how babies are made.
(The Sandwich Artists turn to a confused Mario)
Mario: Ooooooooooo. Welp, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail. (traumatized by what he witnessed, Mario flees the room, screaming)
Sandwich Artist: This guy knows too much!
(The Sandwich Artists give chase)
Mario: (screams)
Sandwich Artists: GET OVER HERE!!!!!! (throws two footlong sandwich breads to trap Mario, and take him to a chute)
Mario: MAMA MIA-A-A-A-A-A!!
Sandwich Artist: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Mario: An idiot sandwich!
(The Sandwich Artists throw Mario down a chute)
Mario: (breaks loose from the breads) Where am I? What is this?
Sandwich Artist: (through chute) You're in an abandoned station of course.
Sandwich Artist #2: Why else would we call ourselves... (background turns into flames and the Sandwich Artist turns to the camera) ...Subway: eat fresh.
Sandwich Artists: (laugh maniacally)
(Mario is obviously confused, not even recognizing a passing subway train going by)
Mario: i don't get it
Sandwich Artist: You've seen too much. Send him away! Send him all the way, lock 'em up forever!
Mario: OH HELL NAAAAAAAAAAW!! Hmm. (Mario finds the chute he fell from, and leaps toward it, only to be knocked back down by his own sandwich, and the chute immediately closes) Oh hey! It's my sandwich!