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(We zoom into Bowser's castle, where Fishy Boopkins and Meggy are watching anime while the boys are playing Teletubbies Battlegrounds)
Mario: COME ON GET HIM!!! Luigi!
(Mario is killed in the game, sending him back to the start screen)
Mario: (being overdramatic) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(SMG4 and Bowser celebrate their win)
Mario: (pissed) YOU SON OF A B**CH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Mario proceeds to throw a tantrum and throw the game table at SMG4 and Bowser; Mario and SMG4 then begin to fight each other)
Fishy Boopkins: Ooooh, this is my favorite part coming up! Watch Meggy!
(Scene cuts to the TV screen)
Squid Girl: (speaking Japanese) These ten tentacles will capture any prey...
Boopkins: Oohhhh, this is when Tomoko-chan gets Ultra Instinct mode! And fights the commander's super sharigan form! Do you like it, Meggy?
(Mario and SMG4 are still fighting in the background)
Meggy: Oh! Uh.....yeah....It's really...interesting...
(Mario and SMG4 throw themselves into the TV)
Boopkins: MY ANIME!!!
(Mario dances while SMG4 tries to get up)
Luigi: Well...now that's over. Who here is feeling hungry?...
Meggy: OH OH! me!!!
Boopkins: (still crying over his anime) Ooohhh...my waifus...
Bowser: (gets up from being dead on the floor) Oh yeah! I'm starving. Who's down for some pizza?
(Mario screams in excitement, dancing on top of an unconscious SMG4)
Meggy: *happy woomy noises*
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Boopkins: (being overdramatic) Ohhhhhh...don't worry anime, we have the technology to make you better!
(Bowser calls up the pizza place)
Bowser: And toppings?
Mario: SPAGHETTI PIZZA!!!!!
Luigi: Meat lovers!
Meggy: Vegetarian!
SMG4: Pineapple!
(Everyone looks at SMG4 in disbelief at the words that just came out of his mouth)
Bowser: Yes, a meat lovers, a vegetarian, a spaghetti and...pineapple...no it's not for me...Yes, he does have a mental disability.
(Jump cut to SMG4's incredibly sad face)
Bowser: (hangs up, having made the order) Alright, it's been order, it'll take a bit for it to get here.
Mario: (impatient) AWW BUT IM HUNGRY NOWWW!
SMG4: Why don't we play a game while we're waiting?
Luigi: (looks at the destroyed game table) Uhh...I don't think that'll happen anytime soon.
Boopkins: (holding a DVD player) Oooh, why don't we watch more anime on my DVD player!
Meggy: No, no that's alright Boopkins. Let's save that for a more important occasion.
Boopkins: Oh, okay...
Bowser: So....what do you guys want to do then?....
(beat)
(The doorbell rings)
(Mario's head twist)
Mario: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
(Mario runs towards the door)
Mario: pizzaaaaaaa
Bob: yO wHaT's uP bItChEs! ThE aLmIghTy BoB iS hErE!
Mario: Where the F**** is my pizzuh?
(Bob enters the house)
Bob: mOvE yOuR fAtAsS cOmInG tHoRuGh, I hEaRd YoU gUyS wErE hAnGiNg OuT! yOu MuSt'Ve FoRgOt To InVitE mE! bUt ThAtS oKaY i FoRgIvE yOu AlL!
(Bob enters into the living room)
Bob: WhAd uP wHaD uP hOeS! The KiNg Is HeRE!
SMG4: Godammit, who told him about the party?
Meggy: Hehe...that may of accidentally been me...he wouldn't leave me alone...
(Meggy holds up her phone to reveal annoying text messages from Bob)
Bob: aH hErE wE gO! (grabs a barrel of waste) sO wHaT aRe YoU lOsErS dOiNg?
Boopkins: We're waiting for pizza but we don't know what to do in the meantime...
Bob: gLuG gLuG gLUg GlUG gLUG oH yEaH! oH yEaH! lEt'S gEt MeSsEd Up AnD wATcH yOuR aNiMe Sh*t BoOpKiNs!
Boopkins: (excited) Oh yeah, really? Oh I got this new one called the-
Meggy: (snatches the DVD player from Boopkins) Ehehe...no, we really don't want to do that.
Boopkins: (whining) Awwwwww, but WHY Meggy?
Bob: yEaH wHy NoT? yOuR aN oCtOpUs RiGhT? wE cAn WaTcH sOmE aNiMeS wItH tEnTaClE oCtOpUsEs!
(Bowser throws up in the background, realizing what Bob is talking about...)
Meggy: (fake sneezes, throwing the DVD player into the window) Oh...how clumsy of me...oh well. I guess we can't watch anim-
Boopkins: Oh, don't worry Meggy! (pulls out a bunch of DVD players) I got like a hundred more of these! Yipeee! Anime!
Meggy: (shocked) HOLY SH#T!
Boopkins: (crashes into Meggy) And away we go!
(Boopkins sings about anime as he drags Meggy into the TV room)
Bob: yEaH bOi, ShOW mE tHoSe TwO diMeSiOnAl bOoBiEs!
(Everyone is in shock at what they just witnessed...except for Mario.)
Mario: Welp. Mario's gonna get some food!
(Mario heads to Bowser's fridge, opening it to find a loaf of living bread)
Weird living bread: How are you doing?
Mario: ...Bowser, where is your food?
Bowser: Oh yeah, I forgot to stock up my fridge before you guys came. Sorry!
Mario: (beginning to freak out) ...NO...FOOD?
(Mario begins crying like a baby)
SMG4: Mario, don't be a baby. We have pizza on the way!
Luigi: Hey guys! Why don't we play a game to pass the time while the pizza comes!
Bowser: (laughs in excitement)
SMG4: Board games? That sounds fun!
Mario: (still whining) But...but food :(
(Scene cuts to the boys sitting at the repaired game table)
Bowser: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! IT'S MY TURN TO ROLL!
(Bowser rolls the dice)
Bowser: You lose a turn and also get kicked in the nuts...the heck is that supposed to mean?
One of the boys: (proceeds to kick Bowser in the nuts, sending him flying across the room)
Bowser: (grunts in intense pain and suffering)
Luigi: Mama-mia...ohhhhhh.
SMG4: Okay Luigi! It's your turn to roll!
Luigi: YES!
(Luigi pathetically rolls the dice)
(Meanwhile, Mario is still pissed that there isn't any food, impatiently looking at the clock and at the living bread in Bowser's fridge)
The weird bread thing: Oh, hello there!
(Mario turns around to see Luigi playing the board game)
Luigi: Hey Mario! F*CK youuuuuu!
Mario: (snaps) Dammit, I can't take this anymore!
(Mario turns towards Bowser's fridge and picks up that creepy bread monster thing)
Mario: I GOT! YEAHHHHHH! (begins eating the poor thing)
Mario: (finished eating) Oh boy! That's a- (Mario begins throwing up)
(Mario pukes all over everybody)
(Scene cuts to the TV room, where Boopkins and Bob are enjoying anime, while Meggy suffers. The TV is playing everybody's favorite anime, "Cory In The House", the opening of the anime being "Smash Mouth")
Meggy: (whines and looks towards the door) Uh...I'm gonna check what's going on outside...
Boopkins: What? But we got 53 episodes to go!!!
(Boopkins grabs Meggy's hand)
Boopkins: Noooooooo, stay Meggy, stayyyy!
Meggy: I'll only be gone for a second!
Boopkins: Noooooooo, I won't let you goooooo!
(Boopkins grabs onto Meggy's leg as the inkling tries to move towards the door)
(Dragon Ball music starts)
Bob: dOn'T wOrRy BoOpKiNs, I'Ll mAkE hEr StAy UsInG mY sUpEr nArUtO tEcHiNqUe!
(Bob pulls out a Miku-chan body pillow)
Bob: I sUmMoN The PoWeR oF The DrAgOn BaLl WaIfUs!
(Bob hits Meggy with the body pillow, which does absolutely nothing to her)
Bob: TaKe ThIs Bi**H!...sH#T sHe'S gOoD. lOoKs LiKe It'S tImE tO gO tO eXtReMe MeAsUrEs!
(Bob pulls out another body pillow)
Bob: dUaL wEiLdInG wAiFu piLlOwS aCtIvAtE!
(Bob jumps towards Meggy with his weeb pillows)
Bob: oMaE wA mOu ShIndEiRu!!!
(Meggy lightly slaps Bob, causing him to fall to the ground)
Bob: Ow My AsS!
(Meggy begins exiting the TV room, throwing Boopkins back inside)
Meggy: Sorry guys...I'm just not into that stuff.
(Meggy enters the living room)
Meggy: Guys, I heard some noises in here...(shocked woomy noise)
(Scene cuts to show the living room on fire, with everyone except Luigi unconscious)
SMG4: (weird gibberish)
Luigi: (crying)
Mario: (in pain) uhhhhh, stomach...
Boopkins: Ahhhh...Meggy come back!
Bob: yEaH cOmE bAcK! wE cAn WaTcH bOkU nO pIcO- hOlY sH*T wHaT hApPeNeD hErE?
(Bowser recovers from his broken ballsack)
Bowser: (pissed) GO! You...destroyed...my...HOOOOOOUUUSSSSEEEE!!!!
Luigi: Oh noooo....
SMG4: Oh sh#tt....
(Bowser angrily turns towards the gang)
(The gang panicks as Bowser begins marching towards them)
Bowser: (starts crying) ....nooooooooo!!!!
Boopkins: Awwwww, don't worry Bowser, we'll help you clean up your house.
SMG4: Yeah! We can help you clean up!
Bob: wHaT The HeLl BiTcH i DiDnT sAy I wAs ClEaNiNg AnYtHiNg WhAt ThE hElL iS tHiS bUlLsHiT (Meggy punches him) oW! cRaP!
Meggy: Don't listen to him Bowser, we'll help you out!
Bowser: Oh my gosh, would you guys really do that for me?
Luigi: Yeah! Let's get started!
(Luigi pulls out his vacuum)
Luigi: Let's-a-go! (begins sucking up the mess with the vacuum)
SMG4: (pushes a chair back) Ta-da! (the chair explodes for some reason) AW SH#T!
Meggy: (shoots an ink blaster filled with water, cleaning up Mario's puke and extinguishing the fires)
Mario: Lalalala, hm hm, (gets hit by Meggy's water blaster)
Bob: oH yEaH bI**h I aM The BeSt SwEePeR eVeR!...u WoT m8 dO yOu ThInK yOu'Re BeTtEr ThAn Me!
Boopkins: (singing as he cleans the dishes)
Mario: (grunts in pain) Uhhhhh...stomach!
(Scene cuts to a Bowser's living room, which now looks clean again)
Bowser: (fairy tail wowwwwww) Awhhhh! Thank you guys for helping me! You are the best friends ever!!! :D
(door bell rings)
Mario: PIZZA!!!!
(Mario runs to the door)
Mario: Hello Pizza! :D
Frankie: Yeah I got a bunch of pizzas for...
Mario: (grabs the pizzas) Thank you very much...BI**H!
(Mario runs back into the house, carrying the pizza pies)
Mario: BOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII
SMG4: Great, you got the pizzas! Now can you come over here and-
(Mario eats everyone's pizza)
Mario: Hey! That was pretty good!
(The rest of the gang is shocked at what Mario just did)
Mario: (feeling drowsy) Owhhhh...Mario shouldn't have eaten those pizza so fast...
(Mario drops to the floor)
Mario: (in immense pain) ohhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH
(VIDEO END)