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This is the transcript for SMG4: Meggy's Bootcamp.
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(Tari, Mario and Luigi are seen with their military soldier hats)
Meggy: Okay you lazy Salmonids. Splatfest is in two weeks...
Meggy: And during that time...
Meggy: I'm going to train all of you like your lives depended on it!
Luigi: Why did I get dragged into this?
Tari: We needed a fourth member... and Meggy's old teammates left.
Meggy: And with them gone... you're our next best option.
Meggy: After Saiko and the others... but I think they're on holidays...
Mario: Don't worry Meggy, my bro's really good at dodging. Check this out!
(Mario sprouts a mini-splatling out of his crotch and fires it at Luigi, who runs away in a panic as two inklings get hit, and eventually uses Sheldon as a shield).
Mario: See?
Meggy: Mario! This is serious! I need you to focus!
Meggy: DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!
Mario: ...ok.
(The gang is now standing at a shooting range)
Meggy: Alright, let's start with the most basic of skills: Aiming!
Mario: Oooh! Me first!
(Mario sprouts another mini-splatling out of his crotch, and starts firing wildly, but manages to miss every shot except for the last couple he fires.)
Mario: (Leaning against splatling) Mmmm-hmmm!
(Meggy facepalms in frustration)
Meggy: Your turn, Luigi!
(Luigi imagines his splat gun as a pistol and panics after a single drop of ink comes out it)
Luigi: IT'S TOO VIOLENT!
(Meggy looks dumbfounded)
Meggy: Tari, I've seen you shoot really well before, please show us how it's done.
Tari: Uhh...o-okay...
(Tari's shot bounces off the target and causing the Inkopolis tower to fall and explode)
(Tari looks shocked)
Mario: NICE SHOT!
Meggy: WHAT WAS THAT TARI?!
Meggy: I saw you shoot really well at the carnival!
Tari: Uhh, well I'm only good at games and this is more of a sport...
Tari: I'm really bad at sports...
Meggy: Ugh...let's just move on...
(Cuts to a massive, deadly obstacle course Meggy has set up, all three of the others looking terrified)
Tari: Ahh!
Mario: MAMAF***ER!
Luigi: ooooh....
Meggy: Alright, Luigi, you're up first!
(Luigi starts crawling beneath the barbed wire)
Luigi: Waah! I'm doing it!
(Meggy holds up a remote and pressed it, activating "WOOMY MODE", which spawns a pair of splatling sentries that unleash a volley of ink at Luigi, sending him flying back the the start and into a wall.)
Meggy: Expect to be shot at the battlefield!
Meggy: You're up Tari!
(Tari looks over nervously at the sentry)
Splatling Sentry: Bring me that ASS!
(Tari falls over crying and covering her eyes and starts rolling, surprisingly making it through and dodging the ink successfully)
Tari: Oh my gosh I did it!
Meggy: GOOD! Now next obstacle!
(Tari sees a rope going across a large body of water)
Tari: Um...
(She starts climbing along it, but then notices a Cheep Chomp below looking at her)
Cheep Chomp: hay angel! u da sexi!
(Tari freezes in place as a large group of the chomps appear, and start jumping up to try and bite her.)
Meggy: Well... doesn't look like She's going anywhere.
Meggy: MARIO!!
Meggy: You're up!
Mario: Aweee I don't wanna...
Meggy: Finish the course and...
(Meggy pulls out a plate of spaghetti)
Meggy: We'll have a lunch break
(Overjoyed, Mario effortlessly completes the course, getting barbed wire and Cheep Chomps stuck on him in the process, and crashes into the wall Meggys standing on, sending her falling to the ground.)
Mario: (Celebrating with his plate of spaghetti) Yipeeeeeeee
Meggy: MARIO FOCUS!!
Mario: But you said we get a lunch break.
Meggy: I just said that just so you'd do the stupid obstacle course.
Meggy: We have a lot more training to do!
Mario: But I am le tired.
Meggy: Come on! We need to train, you guys aren't even trying!
Tari: Meggy...We are trying...
Meggy: Well you aren't trying hard enough!
(Meggy has a sudden realization, and walks off sadly)
Mario: Hmm?
(Sees Meggy walking away)
Mario: Oh no!
Mario: Wait!
(Mario runs after Meggy, while Luigi and Tari share a worried look)
(On a rooftop, Mario finds Meggy sitting by herself, looking down sadly)
Mario: Hey Meggy...
Meggy: Go away, Mario...
Mario: Come on Meggy...
Mario (With a pencil, notepad, glasses and beard): Why don't you tell Mario what's wrong?
Meggy: You remember when we first trained all those years ago Red?
Meggy: We sat right here on this rooftop that very day...
Meggy: I told you I was an "upcoming star" and we were going to own the Splatfest...
Meggy: But it's been two years since then and I still haven't won a single Splatfest.
Meggy: I'm...I'm just a big disappointment.
(Meggy starts crying, while Mario looks over at her sadly.)
Mario: You can't disappoint Mario, I have no expectations of anything!
Meggy: The worst thing is...
Meggy: I've been so mean to you and the others...
Meggy: I feel like I'm losing sight of who I am.
(Meggy then bursts into tears, Mario tabs her shoulder to get her attention, and holding out the spaghetti plate from earlier)
Mario: This is the lunch from the obstacle course...
Mario: I want you to have it!
(Meggy giggles at Mario)
Tari: We're going to win!
(Meggy looks over, and see's Luigi and Tari have arrived)
Meggy: Guys! I'm sorry for-
Tari: Its okay, we heard what you said. You don't need to apologize for anything!
Luigi: Yeah, its normal to get emotional over everything you care about.
Luigi: Its like when anyone around Mario mentions spaghetti.
Mario: DON'T TOUCH!
Meggy: But I still yelled at you, and that's not okay.
Meggy: Winning Splatfest isn't worth it if I lose my friends along the way.
Tari: Aww, you'll never lose us, Meggy!
Mario (Wearing a beanie, headphones and goggles like Meggy's): Yeah! Mario's got your back!
Luigi: I fight for my friends!
(Meggy looks around happily as her friends cheer her on)
Meggy: Thanks guys!
Meggy: Who's ready to train?
Mario, Luigi & Tari: YEEEEESSSS!!!
(The team sits in a classroom, with Meggy going over the main tactics for winning a turf war.)
Tari (typing on a computer): Okie dokie!
Luigi (writing it down on paper): Okie-dokie!
Mario: (Reading notes he wrote down on his hand) OKie DOKie!
(Cuts to shooting range, Luigi is setting up some targets)
Meggy: Alright Tari!
Meggy: The big ones are worth 50 points, the little ones are worth 100 points. It's a game now.
Tari: I don't think it works like that Meggy...
Meggy: Just try!
(Tari fires her gun at the targets, hitting all of them easily)
Luigi: Wow good job Tari!
Meggy: WELL DONE TARI!
(Tari spins her gun around, but drop and accidently sends it flying into Luigi)
(Cuts to a football field, where Luigi is standing in front of a wall of splatling sentries, shaking in fear)
Meggy: Dodge practice!
Mario: Don't worry bro! Maybe this will help!
(Mario turns on a radio, playing a song with a lot of "Go Weegee!"'s in it, giving him a confidence boost and letting him dodge their shots with ease.)
(Cuts again to an abandoned industrial area, with Mario and Meggy on the rooftops, ready for a duel.)
Meggy: Time to fight...
Mario: Ahhh shet, here we go again...
(The two engage in a duel, jumping around the rooftops trying to hit each other with ink, until Mario leaps over Meggy and manages to shoot her, with Meggy being overjoyed at how much the three have improved.)
Meggy: That was awesome Red!
(Mario dances in victory, but is sent flying into the water thanks to Meggy)
Meggy: You got to remember to never drop your guard though!
(Mario gives a thumbs up as he sinks down)
(Scene cuts to a back alley, where the four are relaxing after training)
Meggy: Thanks for today guys. You all did really well.
(They dance around happily, until Mario is suddenly shot by a volley of ink, to the others shock)
(The shooter, Desti, is revealed standing at the other end of the alley)
Desti: Don't make me laugh.
Meggy: DESTI!!?
Desti: Hello Meggy, it's been a while.
Desti: Hello Mayonnaise!
Mario: (While flipping her off) It's Mario!
Tari: Meggy...is this an angsty friend of yours?
Desti: I'm DESTI!!! Leader of th-
Meggy: -leader of the Octoposse. Yeah, yeah...
Meggy: No one cares about your dumb group!
Desti: You should pull out of splatfest. There's no point in competing.
Luigi: Why are you so mean to Me?!
Meggy: Don't listen to her...
Meggy: Shes only taunting us because she knows we can beat her.
Desti: I'd like to see you try.
(Desti claps her hands, and a large suddenly appears above Mario)
Mario: Hmm?
(The shadow is revealed to be a helicopter, with the rest of the Octoposse onboard, with spatlings aimed at the Splat Squad)
Octoposse Member: KIDS GON' DIE TONIGHT!
Meggy: TAKE COVER!!!
(The Octoposse unleashes a torrent of ink at the heroes, forcing them to take cover (Or use Sheldon as a shield, in Luigi's case), until Meggy notices that Desti is stealing all their weapons)
Meggy: THEY'RE TAKING OUR WEAPONS!
(Desti jumps aboard the helicopter, which starts taking flight again)
Desti: Nice seeing you again Meggy!
Meggy: HEY! GIVE THEM BACK!
Mario: Urgh, No! Imma gonna get you!
(Mario runs up to the roofs climbing up to try and catch the copper.)
Mario: Watch out! Come here bitches!
(Mario jumps to helicopter, but Desti pulls out her gun on front of him, stopping him in his tracks)
Mario: D'oh!
Desti: Nice try~!
(She fires the gun, sending Mario crashing back down the alley below with the others.)
Mario: Sorry Meggy...
Meggy: It's not your fault
Tari: What are we going to do now?
Meggy: Looks like we'll have to kick some Octoling ass...
Mario: YEAH! Mario love big ol' ass!
(episode ends)