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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Meggy Moves In. Note: Any grammar errors made in the script when the characters are talking are because of grammatical errors in the video itself.
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(SMG4 intro) The episode starts off in a taxi with Meggy and Tari as passengers and Medic as the driver.
Meggy: (Looking around while smiling)
Medic: (Random sound while driving)
Tari: (Laughing) WOOHOO!
Meggy: Thanks for helping me move today, Tari
Tari: IIIIIIM SO EXCITED!!!!
Tari: I'M GONNA COME OVER EVERYDAY!
Tari: AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY SO MANY GAMES!!!
Tari: (Grabs Meggy's face) SO MANY GAMES!
Meggy: Okay..
Tari: Woohoo! (Looks over at Meggy) Meggy?
Tari: You ok?
Meggy: Oh yeah, I'm fine.
Meggy: Just... gonna miss Inkopolis...
Tari: I thought moving the mushroom kingdom was something you wanted?
Meggy: Oh! Don't get me wrong, it is.
Meggy: (Flashbacks to the Splatfest during SMG4 Movie: Meggy's Destiny) After winning splatfest, I feel like I can finally...
Meggy: ...close the book on that part of my life.
Meggy: And with you all living here, it made sense for me to move.
Meggy: (Looks back at Tari) Just gonna miss the place I grew up in thats all...
Tari: AWW MEGGY. DONT WORRY!
Tari: I'LL MAKE IT MY MISSION TO MAKE SURE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT (collapses from the car stopping violently)
Medic: You have arrived at your destination. Piss off! (Throws Meggy and Tari, along with there luggage, out of the taxi and drives away)
Tari and Meggy: (Jumps up from laying on the ground)
Meggy: I... I dont believe it
Meggy: MY NEW HOME!
Tari: (Dancing) YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(Tari and Meggy arrive inside the house)
Meggy: (Hugs the floor)
Tari: Uhh.. what are you doing?
Meggy: I'm saying hello to my new house.
Tari: ...
Tari: (Hugs the floor next to Meggy)
Meggy: HELLO HOUSE!
Meggy: PLEASE LOOK AFTER ME AS I MAKE THIS MY NEW HOME!
Tari: YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!
Mario: (Pokes head through the door to see Tari and Meggy doing snow angels on the floor of the house)
Mario: Oooooo, did that taxi driver drug you guys?!
Meggy: (Gets up) Mario you're finally here!
Mario: Yeah. And Luigi's waiting outside with the moving truck.
Meggy: Sweet! Let's unpack!
Mario: What were you guys doing anyway?
Tari: We were creating emotional attachment!
Mario: ...Girls are weird
(We now see Luigi outside the moving truck, ready to unpack all of the boxes)
Luigi: (Grabbing box) Lets-a-go...
Luigi: (Going back and forth trying to gain his balance back)
Rock: Yeah I'll f**k you up.
Luigi: (Backs up and trips from the rock, making the contents of the box fall onto the ground, blow up)
Meggy: (Walks up to Luigi, who is now just a hat and mustache) Need help Luigi?
Luigi: Yes please
Meggy: Alright operation move in!
Meggy: Lets do this!
Meggy and Mario: (Trying to push the couch inside, they look at each other, and decide to use Mario as a ram to push the couch inside. They end up flipping the couch upside down, but share a hive five because they got it inside)
Tari: (Picks up a box)
Luigi: (Throws a tiny box into the house)
Tari: Nice! (Gives a thumbs up)
Mario: Hahah! (Uses a golf club to break the boxes into the house, which end up hitting Luigi, breaking a window, and only one gets inside, and then blows up)
Meggy: (Looks angrily at Mario)
Mario: It was him. (Pointing at Luigi)
Luigi: (Banging a hammer against a chair)
Meggy: (Banging a hammer against a weird and destroyed table)
Meggy: Eh, it's close enough.
Mario: (Looking blankly at IKEA supplies)
Mario: I got it! (Pulls out Engineer, and places it on the ground)
Mario: Come on..(Poking the Engineer with a stick)
Mario: (Carrying a box into the basement, and sees a small Minecraft spider)
Mario: A giant enemy spider! (While impersonating battle music)
Mario: (Crushes the Minecraft spider, only to see a much larger one above him)
Spider: How you doing?
Mario: (Screaming and freaking out)
Meggy: ITS DONE!!!
(The scene shows the completed house with all of the nice furniture)
Tari: OOOH, ITS SO PRETTY!
Luigi: And with plenty of time before the house warming party tonight too!
Meggy: (Turns around) Thank you guys so much for helping me~
Meggy: Where's Mario though?
(A giant explosion-like noise comes from the basement, revealing Mario screaming and running away from the giant spider, as the spider destroys the entire house and all of the furniture)
Meggy: MY FURNITURE!
Mario: (Throwing random furniture items at the spider, which do nothing)
Spider: You ain't gonna do sh**!
Mario: OH JESUS CRAP! Oh no..
Mario: You don't need these do you??? (Showing Meggy's framed picture of Desti and a book of Meggy's important memories, which the spider attacks him before he can do anything)
Mario: (Falls onto the ground, with the book of important memories showing a picture of young Meggy)
Mario: Awww Meggy...
Mario: You look so stupid!
Meggy: HEY!!!
(The spider then grabs Mario and shakes him around, as the neighbor Sniper appears and knocks on the door)
Neighbor: WILL YOU SHUT UP!
(The door opens and reveals Mario screaming and being attacked by the spider)
Neighbor: Y'know what mate, make as much noise as you want...
(The door closes and the neighbor walks off)
Mario: (Thrown across the room) Mama-mia...what do we do?...
Spider: GET IN MY BELLY!
Tari: Meggy! The bug spray! (Revealing bottles of bug spray from one of the boxes)
Meggy: Mario! Distract it!!!! (Runs towards the bug spray)
Mario: Ooooh..
Meggy: (Running towards the box, which the spider looks over at)
Mario: (Jumps in front of the spider) Take this! (Opening the book of important memories, revealing a picture of Meggy with a cup of Woodles Chicken. This makes the spider cringe and throw up everywhere)
Mario: Yippee! Yahoo! (Then he is dragged slowly towards the spider from a spider web)
Mario: (Screaming for his life)
Spider: Bring me that ASS!
Meggy: (Jumps over Mario)
Spider: NANI?!
Meggy: (Sprays bug spray in the spider's eyes)
Spider: OH! OH! YOU SON OF A- MY EYES!
Mario: I'm the winner! (Then gets hit by the spider, and is thrown into Luigi, who is on the stairs)
Meggy: (Naruto running towards the spider, dodging objects that are launched towards her)
Meggy: (Jumps over the spider, and sprays the bug spray in its eyes, defeating the spider)
Spider: Oof. (Flips upside down and dies) *DEAD*
Tari: Meggy! You did it! You saved us!
Meggy: Yes...
Meggy: But...
Meggy: My house is ruined...
Meggy: and the house partys tonight!
Luigi: Oh no! (Jumps up and makes Mario fall down the stairs)
Mario: (Jumps up) Dont worry Meggy! We can help put your house back together!
Meggy: How? All my furniture is completely destroyed.
Mario: Hmm... (Runs across the street, steals a park bench, and brings it back to the house)
Mario: A NEW COUCH!
Meggy: Uh...whered you get that?
Mario: (Looks around) Uhhh charity!
Meggy: Oh ok!
Meggy: Let's fix this place up! I'll start cleaning everything.
Luigi: Ok! Me and the guys will get you furniture!
Luigi: (Runs towards Tari and Mario) What stuff do you need?
Meggy: Oh we could use some new chairs
Tari, Luigi, Mario: (Agrees by giving a thumbs up) Oki dokie!
Luigi: (Takes his own couch with Greg The Alien sitting on it, watching TV) Ima got it!
Tari: (Dumpster diving) Huh? Hmm.. Excuse me? Gotcha! (Holding a couch-like seat)
Mario: (Stealing a chair from Heavy's house) Eek!
Heavy: HEY!
Heavy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!
Mario: (Dancing, while Heavy has an axe impaled in his back)
Meggy: (Cleaning different areas of the house)
(Tari, Mario, and Luigi report back to Meggy's house with the 3 different items they "found")
Meggy: Nice!
Meggy: We could use a TV too!
(A billboard-like TV is showing Mr Resetti Rugs & Carpets' commercial, as Mario is sawing it down. After Mario saws it down, the billboard falls on top of someone's car)
Meggy: Don't forget a phone!
T(he scene shows a Tardis box, as Old Man Walker goes into it saying "Time to take a piss")
Luigi: Good choice! (He grabs the Tardis and runs away with it)
Meggy: How about a bookshelf?
Tari: Hey, I would like to check these out please! (While holding an entire bookshelf)
Tari: I have my membership card here!
Koopa Troopa: (Looks down to the card, and looks back at Tari) Dafuq?
Meggy: I think some speakers would be good for some music
Mario: OH! Mario has just the thing
(Tari and Luigi look at each other, confused, as Mario throws JubJub Boopkins inside the house)
JubJub: (Jibberish)
Tari: JubJub?
JubJub: (Happy jibberish noises)
Luigi: (Facing Mario)...Mario? Why did you bring Boopkin's bro here?
Mario: SHUTTTT UPP!
Mario: (Places down a record player, presses JubJub's eye, and puts his hand on the record. This causes JubJub to play music from the record, and leaves Mario dancing weirdly, as Meggy looks away in disgust)
Meggy: Well...the last thing we need is plants!
Piranha plant: (Strolling down the sidewalk)
Mario: (In his kart) Oohoo, hello! Hey kid, wOuLd yOu LiKe sOmE dRuGs?
(This causes cop cars to come hurdling towards Mario, as Mario screams in pain)
Meggy: Wow!!! Guys! Thank you so much!
Meggy: We managed to fix this place up really well!
Luigi: And just in time too! The guests are here! (Opens door to reveal Bob Bobowski, Fishy Boopkins, Saiko Bichitaru, Axol, SMG4, Bowser, and Shroomy)
Meggy: Hey everyone!
The Gang: Hey Meggy! (While waving at her)
Meggy: Welcome to my new house!
(The scene shows us everything Tari, Mario, and Luigi stole, with some things also breaking, and the billboard TV turning on and sparking, while a painting falls down the stairs in the background)
Old Man Walker: (Banging on the window of the Tardis) Hello?! Uncool!
Meggy: (Puts her head down, feeling like the house is bad and they won't like it)
SMG4: This is great!
Meggy: (Puts her head back up in amazement)
Saiko: It's a lovely house!
Bob: At least you have a house.
Meggy: (Smiling at the fact that her friends like it)
(The scene shows the gang hanging out with each other. SMG4, Boopkins, and Tari are playing video games, Bowser, Saiko, and Luigi are talking with each other, Shroomy, Axol, and Bob are talking with each other as well)
Shroomy: ...and then I killed everyone in sight.
(Meggy and Mario are dancing to the custom record player Mario made with JubJub)
Axol: Really nice work Meggy.
Axol: Glad we're all in the Mushroom Kingdom together now.
Meggy: Hehe. Thanks Axol! It feels really good to finally live here.
Axol: With splatfest all done...what are you gonna do now?
Meggy: Well I, Meggy Splezter, have a dream.
Meggy: (Stands up on the bench like a superhero, as Bowser, Luigi, and Saiko watch, confused) I'M GONNA FIGHT CRIME!!!
Axol: Uhh...so like a policewoman?
Meggy: (Sits on the bench) A lawyer or a fire fighter could also work.
Meggy: I'll see where life takes me, hehe!
(Ding Dong)
Mario: (Opens the door) Hi, can I help you?
Mr. Hall Monitor: Hi there.
Mr. Hall Monitor: There have been reports of public property being
Mr. Hall Monitor: STOLEN!
Mario: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
(Explosion noise)
(The video ends with a picture of the gang sitting around the park bench as Mario, who is on fire from Mr. Hall Monitor, is running into frame)