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This is the official transcript for SMG4: [NINTENDO HAS CLAIMED THIS VIDEO].
Sponsor Segment[]
(THE HERO !! plays)
Boopkins: Aw man, Saitama's so cool! I wish punching people was real..
(SMG4 punches Boopkins really hard)
(Bob is surprised and finds SMG4)
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(Saitama appears)
Saitama: Oh ok.
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(SMG4 tries to replicate Saitama's outfit)
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SMG4: Aww..
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(Boopkins' hand gets stabbed by Bob's rag, causing him to scream)
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(SMG4 places a poster on Saitama's back)
(Saitama gives him a death stare)
(PAWNCH!)
(SMG4 was slain by Saitama using Pawnch)
Intro: Mario and Luigi Behind Bars[]
(The video fades into an ancient prison)
(Luigi plays the Harmonica)
(Mario plays with the prison bars using a tin can)
(Mario hears Luigi playing the Harmonica and proceeds to join in)
Lawyer Kong: SILENCE!!
Miyamoto: What is it Lawyer Kong? Why'd you bring me to this stinky- (gets a shocked reaction) MARIO! LUIGI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND BARS?! (pulls out a key) Let me get you out right away
(Miyamoto tries to unlock the lock but Lawyer Kong stops him)
Lawyer Kong: Sir. I put them there.
Miyamoto: WHAT!? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
Lawyer Kong: Theyre sick... Look...
(Lawyer Kong throws a plate of Spaghetti into the brothers' cell)
Mario: WHAT DID YOU SAY-
(Mario finds the plate of Spaghetti in front of him)
Mario: Oooh!
(Mario takes of his clothes and humps it)
(A censor covers it)
(Miyamoto is upset)
Miyamoto: What...what happened to my Mario?
Lawyer Kong: This is what happened
(Lawyer Kong pulls out an iPad and introduces SMG4 to Miyamoto)
Lawyer Kong: His name is SMG4. He came to this place long ago and infected the mushroom kingdom with his memes. Changing everyone to become stupider.
Miyamoto: What...what do we do?!
(Lawyer Kong shows him a DMCA) (....... -CorruptedGalaxies)
Lawyer Kong: We stop them with this!!
Luigi: Wha!!!... What is it?
Mario: It's a rock. He's gonna bash us with a rock.
Lawyer Kong: No you idiots. This is a... SUPER DMCA!!!
Luigi: OH NO!
Mario: NOOO BORING LEGAL CRAP!!!!
Luigi: No Mario if Miyamoto signs the DMCA then SMG4 and all our non nintendo friends will be removed from existence forever!
Lawyer Kong: He he he... And all you have to do Miyamoto san (pulls out a stylus from the 3DS) Is sign it.
(Miyamoto looks at it for a second)
(Mario and Luigi are scared)
Meanwhile in the Wikipedia Castle...[]
(Meggy and SMG4 are at the entrance)
Meggy: Ok SMG4... we're here. Now what?
SMG4: Ok according to this... we need to go to the section on IP.
(SMG4 stares at an odd-looking library hallway)
SMG4: Cmon, this way!
(SMG4 proceeds to walk and Meggy follows him)
Meggy: ...SMG4... I don't like this...
SMG4: Uhh its-its ok! I'll protect us! (ok- -CorruptedGalaxies)
(A few bats pass by them)
(SMG4 uses Meggy Bat to scare them away)
SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
(SMG4 stops)
SMG4: See...? (oh wait i didn't know canon SMG4 was also scared of things that are of the horror genre -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Meggy glares at SMG4 before geting sick, possibly from the bats)
(They continue walking)
(The video shows doors of random wikipedia pages)
(SMG4 clings onto Meggy as he gets really anxious) (Hoo boy -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Meggy finds the category of serial killers. She walks to it and tells SMG4 to take a picture of her)
(SMG4 prepares the camera)
(A morse code can be heard. It's saying S.O.S)
(The serial killers stare at her)
Serial Killers: Hello there.
(Meggy starts getting attacked while SMG4 watches it)
(SMG4 takes a picture awkwardly)
SMG4: Hehe..
(More articles appear)
SMG4: Hmmmm....
(SMG4 spots an interesting article on Weird Animals)
(SMG4 tries to go inside the room and gets shocked after seeing [REDACTED])
SMG4: HOW DID I SUDDENLY STUMBLE INTO FURRY [REDACTED]?!
(SMG4 and Meggy try finding ways to get to their location)
SMG4: Hmmmmm...
(SMG4 finds a book containing the article of Anime Pics)
(:SMG4troll:)
SMG4: Mmmmh!!
(SMG4 grabs the book)
(Ned Flanders appears)
Flanders: Time to repent your sins.
SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flanders: (Random Shit)
(Flanders chases SMG4 while Meggy reads an Italian looking book)
Meggy: HOLY SH*T (REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Flanders compels him with a cross and suddenly it turns into a shotgun. He then starts chasing Meggy and SMG4.)
SMG4 and Meggy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Markiplier: One more and then I'm gonna go for a... battery. Battery. Okay quickly.
(Meggy and SMG4 kill Markiplier)
Markiplier: OH F*CK
Markiplier: WHAAAAAAAAAAATT
(SMG4 and Meggy continue running)
(They finally found the category of Law)
SMG4: Yes! It's gotta be through there!
(SMG4 and Meggy run into the room while Meggy holds the door shut to protect themselves from Flanders. The two then witness a library full of flying books.)
Meggy: ...SMG4... I don't think we're ever going to find it-
SMG4: No! According to this, its in here!
Meggy: Whats in here!? What are we even looking for??!
(SMG4 pulls out a book which Medic falls out of)
SMG4: We're looking for an article on parody law!
Meggy: ..ohhh!! I'm picking up what you're putting down
(Meggy puts on a pair of glasses and pulls out a book which is revealed to be Sonic Fanfics.)
Meggy: What?
(Sonichu pops out of the book)
Sonichu: Rosalina smiled. Kisses Sonics on the lips as she begin to insert [CENSORED]
Back to the Prison[]
(Lawyer Kong hands the Super DMCA to Miyamoto so he can sign it but is interrupted)
Hold it!
(Mario is about to make an argument but forgets what he wants to say)
Mario: Um... my name is Jeff.
Luigi: What he means to say is, you cant sign it! Because... Those SMG4 characters will help us make a new game for you!
(Mario nods in approval)
Miyamoto: Hmmmmm?
Mario: Thats right! Let us out and we'll show you their new game ideas! Is-a spicy games
Miyamoto: Hmmmmm... Ok
Lawyer Kong: Wh-what?! No stop! Sir!
Miyamoto: Dont worry Lawyer Kong. If these games are good then id be happy to keep them. if they're not
(Miyamoto activates laser eyes as a threat to sign the Super DMCA)
(Mario and Luigi gulp in confusion and worry)
Melony Sleeping Simulator[]
(The game involves the player pressing the A button to sleep.)
(Miyamoto happily spams the button)
Miyamoto: It has a little something for everyone
Mr. Monitor's Super Happy Law Abiding Adventure[]
(Shroomy dives into a swimming pool and is confronted by Hal Monitor for diving where a "No Diving" sign is posted.)
Hal Monitor: NO DIVING
(Hal Monitor pulls Shroomy out of the pool before taking a crowbar out and beating Shroomy up with it, resulting in a Game Over.)
Super Old Man Pet Game[]
(The objective is to take care of Old Man Hobo. Miyamoto spams the button and causes it to rain food, filling the Old Man Hobo's hunger meter.)
Miyamoto: Wow! This is just like Nintendogs! Guess ill come back in 10 years to realise i have this game and feed him again!
(Mario and Luigi look in disapproval)
Old Man Hobo: Guess I'll die. (dies)
Doki Doki Clown Club[]
(Saiko is sitting in a school environment, looking confused.)
Depresso: Im looking for some clown girls, care to join?
Saiko: GROSS!! NO!!
(Depresso's smile turns into a mischievous grin as he grows larger and the classroom turns into a shipwreck stage, much to Saiko's shock.)
Depresso: I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Grabbing their ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully gr-
(Saiko hits Depresso on the head with her hammer, depleting his health and shrinking him to his original size, resulting in a Game Over.)
NO CLUSSY?
Starbucks Simulator[]
(Karen is the manager of a Starbucks shop, surrounded by a horde of angry Karen Bobs.)
Karen Bobs: WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR MANAGER??
(A Doom interface pops up as Karen pulls out dual shotguns, shooting the Karen Bobs and defeating them in style.)
SLASH!
Mario: Well what'd I tell ya? Isnt it great?
Miyamoto: HMMMMMMMMMM
Back to SMG4 and Meggy[]
(SMG4 and Meggy are still failing to find the appropriate article.)
Meggy: ARGHHH WHERE IS IT!?
(SMG4 comes to a realization and pulls out his computer, searching up Parody Law on Wikipedia.)
SMG4: Oh come on, come on please work... Aha!
(The wiki search highlights a book which is pulled towards SMG4 as he grabs it.)
SMG4: YES! This...this is it... Ok Miss Lawyer Student. You're up
(Meggy grabs the book out of SMG4's hand and gains knowledge from studying it. She then pulls a pen out.)
Meggy: Quick! I NEED PAPER!
SMG4: Uh, uh, um, uh, here?
(SMG4 pulls out a roll of toilet paper, much to Meggy's disapproval.)
SMG4: Its incase i need to go to the bathroom on these wacky adventures.
(Meggy reluctantly takes some toilet paper and starts writing the parody contract.)
SMG3 Rhythm Orchestra[]
(SMG3 is conducting an orchestra of Ugandan Knuckles and Eggdogs in this rhythm game.)
(Miyamoto is in tears.)
Miyamoto: It's beautiful.
Wimp Pooh Dating Adventure[]
Whimpu: (holding a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates) Oh my love! I have brought you a gift
Swag: Lol what is this? U really think u can make me drop my panties with this?
(Swag's words make Whimpu feel sad.)
Chris: Swag, follow the damn script.
Swag: I mean, wow-desu. This makes me want to admit something to you wimpy-chan. no homo.
Whimpu: (heart-eyed) W-what is it?
Swag: (pulls out a sword) Take this and seppuku me so i can get out of this nightmare.
Miyamoto: Anime was a mistake.
SMG4 and Meggy Continue to Write the Contract...[]
(...and Meggy is finished.)
Meggy: OK! This should be it!!
SMG4: S-so...Are we...protected?
Meggy: Not yet! We need to get this in front of a judge.
(SMG4 and Meggy run out of the castle.)
Phoenix Wright SMG4 DLC + The Signing of Super DMCA and Bad Ending[]
(Judge Kirby is the judge of a court case involving Bob, Boopkins, and Phoenix Wright. Miyamoto and the other characters are standing to the side.)
(Boopkins is worried.)
Bob: And thus, we can clearly see that the defendant has no bitches.
Objection!
Phoenix: Who says that... 2D GIRLS DON'T COUNT AS BITCHES!?
(Phoenix pulls up a picture of Boopkins standing with his Anime waifus and his dakimakura. Bob is defeated.)
Bob: OH CRAP
(Lawyer Kong, having had it, kicks Bob away)
Bob: Ow my ovaries!
Lawyer Kong: OK, that does it! Miyamoto! This has gone on long enough! Make a decision!!
Miyamoto: Yes. Yes, I've made a decision. Judge!
Judge Kirby: (waving with his gavel in hand) Hi!
(Miyamoto walks toward Mario and Luigi, with Mario gulping, and later towards Lawyer Kong. Meanwhile, SMG4 and Meggy are running towards the judge to present the parody contract. Miyamoto grabs the Super DMCA and raises it.)
Miyamoto: I'M GONNA SIGN IT!!
(Mario, Luigi, and the others are all horrified.)
Meggy: NOOO!!! STOP!!!
Mario: Meggy! SMG4!
Meggy: WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL STOP THIS!!
(Lawyer Kong has reached his breaking point.)
Lawyer Kong: C'mon, sir! Sign it!
Mario: No!! Don't sign it!!
Lawyer Kong: SIGN IT!!!
Luigi: NOOO, DON'T SIGN IT!!!
(Meggy jumps to hand the contract to Judge Kirby. All hope is lost when Lawyer Kong smacks the contract out of Meggy's hand, which also slaps the smile of excitement that was on her face as she and the contract fall to the floor.)
Miyamoto: All signed!
(Miyamoto hands the signed Super DMCA to Kirby.)
Judge Kirby: Poyo!
(Every single character is left with a shock on their faces.)
Miyamoto: C'mon, Mario. You're better than playing with these silly people.
(The environment around everyone darkens.)
Lawyer Kong: It's over.
(One by one, non-Nintendo IP's start dying at the hands of the Super DMCA. Starting with SMG3, Hal Monitor, Swag, and Chris...)
Luigi: N-no...
(...followed by Melony, Tari, Ramensay, Depresso, Karen, Wheeler, Saiko, and Kaizo, as SMG4 is shocked from what he is witnessing.)
(Meggy is taking her last breaths as she falls to the floor. Old Man Hobo and Jeeves have also fallen.)
Mario: MEGGY!!
(Mario runs up to Meggy and picks up her dying corpse.)
Meggy: H-hey... Guess we didn’t make it in time...
Mario: No...no, don’t say that! Mario will fix this!!
(Meggy's frown turns into a smile)
Meggy: I’m so glad we met, Red...
(Meggy gives Mario one last hug before she starts slipping and meets her fate in her best friend's arms. Rob, JubJub, and Whimpu are the next to be seen dying, followed by Belle, SMG1, and SMG2. SMG4 can only fall to his knees and look in horror as the camera zooms out from him, knowing that his worst fear that the end of his SMG4 channel as he knows it, has come true. thus ending the episode on a cliffhanger.)
(Credits roll with a grayscaled screen and no music.)
Game Over