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"I have absolutely no idea what's going on." |
*Mario has lost one pound*
Mario: Oh yeah! I lost weight! This calls for a celebratory spaghetti!
*Mario eats spaghetti, which causes him to gain one pound*
Bowser
New years Resolution:
Be a better father!
Bowser: C'mon Bowser, you can do this. Just go up to him and spend time with him...
*Bowser goes up to Bowser Jr.*
Bowser: Hey, Son! I see you're watching one of your hentai!
Bowser Jr.: Uhhh... this is a Let's Play...
Bowser: Then what the hack is hentai?
*Bowser pushes the table aside*
Bowser: A-Anyway, stop watching videos like a loser and do cool stuff with your papa... like that "dab" thing.
Bowser: Look at me, am I cool yet?
Bowser Jr.: Uh... no, dad.
Bowser: C'mon! Play some vidja games with you old man!
*Bowser looks for something in a minecraft chest and pulls out a Call of Duty game and a PS2*
Bowser: Oh! How about Sonic for the Nintendo Xbox!
Bowser Jr.: Oh my fucking god
*They start playing GoldenEye 007*
Bowser: I just want to warn ya son, I'm pretty rough when it comes to games so don't compl-
Bowser Jr.: Dad... you died already.
Bowser: Ehehe.. beginners luck! Now THIS time i'm-
Bowser Jr.: You are dead! (Not a big surprise)
Bowser: You can do this, Bowser. Just a little bit longer...
Bowser Jr.: That was easy
Luigi
New years Resolution:
Be more brave!
Luigi: Oh yeah! Luigi can do this! Today is gonna be a good day! :D
*a Boo holding a suitcase and wearing a hat sits next to Luigi, much to his horror*
Luigi: JUST KEEP CALM, LUIGI! HE PROBABLY WON'T HURT YOU.....OR MAYBE HE WILL!!!!!
Boo: Uh...you alright, man?
Luigi: My dick's fallen off!
Boo: WHAT?!
*Luigi has had a heart attack*
Boo: I'll call the hospital-