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(The intro plays)
(The episode begins the storm of the forest with lightning, the scene cuts to Depresso riding the bike.)
Depresso: (he dodges the lightning strikes right and left)
(The scene cuts to zooming the SMG4 castle, the next scene cuts to Depresso riding the bike again.)
(The scene switches to the rock, Depresso rides the bike and falls on the ground and explodes and making him dead, but the lightning strikes Depresso and explodes and turns Depresso into a meat clown.)
Eminem: You wanna play with your Mario games?
(The scene zooms up to the SMG4 castle dancing while playing You Wanna Play Mario Games music, the next scene cuts to the inside of the SMG4 castle with everyone dancing with the TV.)
Eminem: I had a big raims is a big taims.
(the scene cuts to everyone singing You wanna play with your Mario games song.)
Everyone: Cause Mario might be super, but i’m super duper, with a big tuper!
(the lightning strikes on the background, making the lights to go out and making everyone shocked at the TV, the scene cuts to TV static.)
Everyone: (the scene cuts back to everyone and making everyone to scream in panic, except SMG3 screams in a girl voice and stops screaming.)
SMG3: (screaming in a girl voice, everyone stares at SMG3, stopping SMG3 screaming.) (he clears his throat) I mean- (manly voice) uhhh.… aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Tari: (Clench electrocute and her arm moves up and goes down and turns off and everyone stares to the TV.)
Mario: Well, at least the TV still works…
(the scene switches to the window of the storm, the arrow moves Lakitus’ cloud and the arrow moves the window up and the arrow moves Lakitus’ cloud to the left on the screen.
(the scene cuts to the TV, the arrow moves Lakitus’ cloud back on the screen and moves up to his finger and presses the TV saying, “Puzzlevision Please Stand By” and the TV turns off.)
Mario: (the scene switches to Mario, staring close at the TV) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mario: (runs, the scene cuts to the TV and he hugs the TV) Mi amore… (he jumps on the floor and spins so fast and poofs and he turns into a Dr. Mario, the scene cuts to the TV and he kicks the TV.)
Mario: (the next scene cuts to the inside of the SMG4 castle and the TV falls on the floor, running and jumps on the TV and starts to CPR on the TV for 3 times, the next scene cuts to the inside of the SMG4 castle, he holds the giant pill and he grunts and throws at the TV on the floor, bouncing the giant pill and files up on the screen.)
(SMG4, Meggy, and Tari looks up and the giant hits Meggy on the head and her face)
(the next scene cuts to Mario growling and stops to the others.)
Mario: ALRIGHT, THATS IT! WE MUST SACRIFICE SOMEONE FOR THE TV TO WORK!
(the next scene switches to everyone, except Meggy’s head and her face was squished by the giant pill by Mario and then Mario suddenly grabs Luigi and moves.)
(the next scene cuts to the devil star circle and Mario prepares Luigi to be sacrificed and the scene cuts to Mario holding Luigi.)
Mario: (he throws Luigi on the ground and then Luigi flies up and getting possessed by Mario and starts laughing evilly and the tentacles emerges up and grabs Luigi and sinks Luigi to the ground, similar to the one of the tentacles grabs Meggy and SMG3 and sinks Meggy and SMG3 to the ground from SMG4 Movie: IT’S GOTTA BE PERFECT, and he smiles evilly.)
(the scene cuts to the TV and the scene moves to Mario walks to the TV and he sits on the floor and starts dancing.)
Mario: (the next cuts to Mario dancing with his tears and stops dancing) Mario’s having LOTSA FUUUUN.
SMG4: (the scene moves and walks to Mario and he bends his knees on the floor.) Mario… it’s over. (the scene cuts to Mario’s face and starts going insane) The TV is dead... (the screen slowly turns to red.)
Meggy: (the next switches to Meggy walking goes forward and backwards.) Boys, we got an electrical emergency on our hands. Who’s gonna go to the basement with me to fix the generator? (the next cuts to SMG3 and Bob and both steps to Tari scared.)
SMG3 and Bob: (both points at Tari) Tari goes.
Tari: (scared) (SMG3 and Bob stares at her) What?! N-n-no! The basement is scary!
Meggy: (the scene cuts to Meggy unhappy.) Fine, How about this: We’ll let fate decide… (the screen zooms to Meggy making the introspective, the scene cuts to Meggy grabbing to her pocket and her hand goes up to the Monopoly: FedEx Edition, the screen moves and cuts to the green void.) Whoever wins this game of Monopoly: FedEx Edition gets to CHOOSE who’ll go to the basement!
(the scene shows to the title screen saying, “1 game of monopoly FedEx edition later”, a reference to SpongeBob SquarePants’s title screen by the French narrator.)
Narrator: 1 game of monopoly FedEx edition later.
Bob: (the scene cuts back to the money with dollars next to Bob.) Tari goes.
Tari: (the next scenes cuts to Tari’s shocked face along with SMG3 wearing the sunglasses, he falls on the floor and then Meggy grabs Tari on the screen.)
Meggy: (the next scene cuts to Meggy walks while grabbing Tari to the basement and the screen starts to move left.) It’ll be okay, Tari! The spiders have already eaten today, so we should be fine.
Tari: (the next scene cuts to her scared face and gets shocked and the next scene cuts to Meggy grabbing Tari to the basement.) SPIDERS?! NO, NO, NO! (she starts screaming, her scream audio was from SpongeBob saying, Oh no! (screaming) meme from season 2 episode, No Free Rides.)
(the next scene cuts to SMG3 and Bob waving goodbyes to Meggy and Tari, when Bob suddenly looks to Mario)
Mario: (the next scene cuts to traumatized and moves to his knees on the floor.) Mario… would do anything to have electricity again. (the next scene cuts to Bob.) anything…
Bob: (his eye pupils turns into a dollar $.) (the next scene cuts to SMG3 and closes to SMG3.) 3, My main man! I’ve cooked up a surefire money making scheme. (the screen zooms to Bob getting closer to SMG3.) Lightning in a bottle, you could say…
SMG3: (he puts on Bob’s back.) Do tell, my homeless, money making friend.
Bob: (he walks away, except SMG3 walks away.) These suckers want electricity, we can get it!
Bob: (the next scene cuts to the outside door of the SMG4 castle.) Supply and demand, my friend. Follow me…
SMG4: (the next scene cuts to closing the outside door of the SMG4 castle.) Welp, Mario Stay put till the electricity comes on I don’t want you disappearing. (the next scene cuts to the inside of the SMG4 castle.) (he suddenly looks at the others and nobody is here.) God dammit!
(the next scene cuts to the basement door opening and then Meggy and Tari peeks out and the next scene cuts to the basement hatch and Meggy walks to the basement hatch.)
Tari: Uhh…you know (the next scene cuts to Tari.) what I can wait here while you find the light switch!
Meggy: (she grabs Tari) C’mon (the next scene cuts to Meggy stop grabbing Tari.) (she bends down with her knees.) It’s just down here. (the next scene cuts to Meggy closer to the basement hatch.) We’ll be in and out in no time.)
Tari: (the next scene cuts to Meggy behind with Tari.) that’s what people say just before bad things happen.
Meggy: (the next scene cuts to Meggy when she starts to open the basement hatch as she grunts to open the basement hatch and she grunts to open the basement hatch again loudly and she stops to open the basement hatch.)
Tari: (the next scene cuts to Tari and Meggy goes to her.) Maybe it’s locked?
Meggy: (the next scene cuts to Meggy as she looks down to the basement hatch and her eyes starts growing long at the basement hatch.) There doesn’t appear to be a lock… (she starts to punch the basement hatch so fast, a reference to ORA ORA rush from Jotaro and the next scene cuts to punching the basement hatch and she stops punching the basement hatch, the starts dings on the basement hatch on the screen.)
Meggy: (the next scene cuts to Meggy and starts pullling up the basement hatch and grunts longer as Meggy files away, the next scene cuts to Meggy and starts spinning the basement hatch and flies away again, the next scene cuts to Meggy dashes to her wizard hat.) It’s magic time mataf*ka (and she starts firing the basement hatch rapidly.)
Tari: (the scene cuts to Tari, looking frantically as Clench electrics and goes up and down stopping the electrics and Clench starts moving.) Clench! Not now! (she gets to closer at Clench.) There’s someone here… (she looks at Meggy unhappily.)
Meggy: (stomping on the basement hatch rapidly angrily and pulling the basement hatch frantically and flies down on the basement hatch and hitting on the basement hatch on her face.)
Clench: Haha, weakling.
Meggy: (she stops hitting on the basement hatch on her face and gets very unhappy as her eyes looks blood eyes as she turns around angrily.) Excuse me? (The screen moves Meggy staring angrily at Tari nervously hides her arm.)
Tari: (she nervously hides her arm.) It…it wasn’t me!
Clench: I COULD DO THAT WITH ONE ARM TIED BEHIND MY BACK.
Meggy: (the scene cuts dramatically to Tari, looking her eyes angrily at her.) W-wanna say that again Tari?
Tari: (the scene cuts to her head shrinks down.) No!!! It wasn’t me, I swear!!! (the scene cuts to Clench, moving as Tari lets her arm off of her hand.)
Clench: (the scene cuts to Clench moves up to Meggy.) It was me, cupcake.
Tari: (the next scene cuts and as she smiles nervously.) Meggy… Meet clench…
(the next scene cuts to the outside with Bob and SMG3 holding a bottle while trying to lightning strike the bottle.)
SMG3: Dude… when you said this scheme was ‘lightning in bottle’ I didn’t think you meant it literally! This is stupid!
Bob: (he hands a bottle with SMG3’s shoulder and he looks at him) You must believe in yourself Young padawan.
SMG3: What!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!
Bob: Good things come to those who wait…
(the scene cuts to Bob and SMG3 and he gets annoyed as SMG3 holds a bottle to lightning strike the bottle.)
(the next scene cuts to the dark room and SMG4 opens the door and talk to Mario.)
SMG4: (he peeks out and the Mario is sitting on the couch with black sinister eyeless) Mario, there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you. Oh sweet, did the power come back on?
(as SMG4 sees the TV and Mario stares at the TV.)
SMG4: …M-Mario?
Mario: (his head turns around to SMG4 insanely) No TV, No electricity, makes Mario coo-coo crazy.
SMG4: …what? (the blast of white pops out and the white words has spawned in the dark room as he shocks in horror)
(the scene changes to the blast of white pops out and the white words has spawned in the dark room again with the coated on the walls “NO TV, NO ELECTRICITY, MAKES MARIO COO-COO-CRAZY and SMG4 looks around frantically in horror and he’s behind with the horror form of Mario and charges and attacks SMG4.)
SMG4: DUDE GET OFF WHAT ARE YOU- (Mario stares at SMG4 in his eyes in wrath of horror and the scene changes to SMG4’s brain and zooms in and out)
Mario: (insane) Sweet… …delicious… …electricity
SMG4: (his face gets terrified and he screams in horror and Mario opens his mouth insanely and punches Mario on his head and gets down) HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!
(the scene cuts to SMG4 bashes the door and runs and Mario starts flying like a bird insanely and closes to the screen.)
Mario: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMG4: Isn't that the TV from upstairs...?