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Transcript

Opening Promo

Bo: Hey guys! My name's Bo, and I'm the announcer for SMG4's animation channel, GLITCH! Today, I'm really happy to announce that SMG4 has just dropped an all-new merchandise line to celebrate Meta Runner Season 2 coming up!

Mario: (singing)

SMG4: Dammit Mario, put your clothes back on! (to Bo) Sorry Bo, please continue.

Bo: Uhhh... Hehehe...

SMG4: [off-screen] Get back here, Mario!

Bo: Anyway... yes, featuring the official copy of the Meta Runner Season 2 poster signed by SMG4 himself and Kevin! We also have this limited edition Theo vs. Crab King shirt, covered in a golden foil! This is also to celebrate Theo getting his very own series pilot, Ultra Jump Mania! The items are super rare and in limited stock, so get them now at metarunner.store before they're gone forever.

Mario: Mario's wiener just got a little bit harder!

SMG4: [off-screen] Distract him, Bo!

Bo: Uh... Mario, look! Shiny!

Mario: Ooh!

SMG4: Aha! Got ya!

SMG4 catches Mario.

Mario: Ah! No! I can't feel my pingas!

Blooper

The Glitch Productions/SMG4 intro starts.

Prologue

The video takes place at Nintendo HQ, zooming to a trash container.

Miyamoto: Ugh, I can't believe I though it would be ok to make such crappy games.

Miyamoto throws a bag into the container.

Miyamoto: All done!

SMG4: Hmm...

SMG4 kicks the container and opens the bag, and sees a bunch of fan-made games.

SMG4: My god... it's perfect! Jackpot...

SMG4 puts an ID card into a Nintendo Switch, but the switch gets electricity.

SMG4: Oh no. OOOH, NOOOOO!

The switch then goes crazy on the electric, with the entire screen fading to white. Then the screen shows all the game's posters one by one, with Shroomy reading the game's names, one by one.

Waluigi Gets His Waluweenie Stuck in a Vending Machine: Remastered

Waluigi walks up to a Dr.No vending Machine.

He then put a coin inside the Dr.No Machine,And Then The Vending Machine Starts Shaking.

And Nothing Comes Out.

Waluigi:OH COME ON!

He then kicks the Vending Machine 3 times.Then proceeds to grab a gun and shoots it many times.Then grabs a Bat violently hits the Vending Machine.Then grabs a shotgun and Shoots The Vending Machine Saying “Where’s my burrito?Wheres my burrito?”

He then flings himself into the Vending Machine.Then he starts Humping the vending machine many times,Before a Soda Version Of Tide comes out.Waluigi then drinks the bottle of Tide.

Vending machine: “Senpai

Waluigi: “Wah?”

Vending machine: “Senpai”

Waluigi then starts screaming as the Vending machine flings itself to Waluigi.The Vending Machine constantly says Notice me senpai.'

Mario & Luigi Get Drafted Into the Vietnam War

Mario and Luigi are relaxing on the couch. The roof is then destroyed by a missile, and a helicopter hovers the house, allowing Heavy Weapons Guy to drop in using a fast rope.

Heavy: WE GO TO VIETNAM NOOOOOOOOOW!

Mario and Luigi are now in a helicopter. It is flying over a Vietnamese battle field. Viet Cong open fire on the aircraft. Mario screams as one of the bullets comes close to killing him.

Kirby Does His Taxes 2

Kirby pushes a button which files his taxes.

Computer: Congratulations! Taxes Filed.

Kirby and a hand unite, causing the hand to pet Kirby multiple times.

Donkey Kong Brings Communism to Canada

The camera shows the Prime Minister and Donkey Kong in a Canadian government building

Prime Minister: Aw man, there's nothing good to read nowadays. Any suggestions assistant?

Camera pans over to Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong: Okay!

Donkey Kong pulls out a communism book

Prime Minister: Oh these are pretty cool bananas.

Luigi’s Meaty Ass

Michael Jordan: Stop it, get some help.

Luigi Goes to T-Mobile to Upgrade His Data Plan

( Luigi rushed into the room ) Luigi. I need a new data plan club penguin is shuting down in half an hour!!! Whimpu. Sure I can upgrade you no problem let me just see your phone. ( Luigi throws his phone to whimpus eye whimpu grabs it and starts typing ) Whimpu. oh sometimes unexpected low data has to do with your seatch history so let me just... ( whimpu pushes search history and he isn't happy with what he sees as dramatic music plays ) Luigi. so what's the damage? Whimpu. FBI are gonna be knocking this door any minute now. FBI: FBI! OPEN UP!

• Luigi's phone*: [new plan installed]

Super Smash Bros. All-Stars Battle Royale at the Olympic Games HD Remix & Knuckles

Charizard: I'M ON MY PERIOD!!

Waluigi Asserts His Dominance Over Everyone at Arby’s 2: Game of the Year Edition

( more edits coming soon )

Suffer More

The title screen for Super Mario 64 plays, with Mario appearing at the centre.

Mario: Hello! Press START to play!

A cursor touches Mario's nose.

Mario: Ooh!

The cursor then pulls Mario's nose.

Mario: Hehe stop that! That tickles!

The cursor interruptly slaps Mario in the face.

Mario: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

The cursor pulls Mario's Head.

Mario: STOP! I’M IN PAIN! PLEASE STOP!

While metal music is playing, the cursor painfully mutilates Mario's face while Mario faces eternal torture. Eventually the cursor slaps Mario's face so much that he explodes into a million pieces.

Chunky Kong Gets Resurrected at Taco Bell

[The 4 Kongs are around the pentagram]

DK rap voice: So they're finally here, preforming for you. [Diddy tosses a Taco Bell bag into the pentagram] If you know the words, you can join in too!

Mario Sits on the Couch

Mario: *Sits on a couch while smiling*

IGN Voiceover Guy: (says "It has a little something for everyone.") while giving the game a 9.1 rating

No Weed

Bob: Every moment i'm awake, I'm in agony.

Bob: What reason is there to be on this planet anymore,

Bob: when everything good in my life has been taken away?

Bob: I am but a soulless corpse doomed to a life of meaningless nihilism.

Bob: I lie awake at night, just waiting for the day to come.

Bob: The day for it all to end.

The doorbell rings. Bob answers the door.

Snoop Dawg: Squad member active. That's w-

*Is knocked over by bob*

Bob: Snoop where were you? It's been 10 whole minutes!

Donkey Kong Ate Too Many Bananas And Now He Has To Endure A Severe Case Of Chronic Kongstipation

Donkey Kong: *Screams*