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This is SMG4: SMG4 Gets Sued's official transcript.
[SMG4 Intro]
(Someone slips a mail on SMG4's door)
(SMG4 is just watching memes on his computer like normal..)
(The video shows him watching a certain SMG4 short)
(SMG4 hears the mail and stops using his computer)
SMG4: Hm?
(SMG4 runs to the mail and reads it)
(He gets terrified as he red it)
(Looks like it was a mail from Nintendo)
SMG4: Oh no
(SMG4 busts the door and runs)
SMG4: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(Outside the castle, Luigi is casually watering his flowers)
(Mario watces some Red Pikmins dancing)
(Mario eats them)
(SMG4 finally reaches Mario)
Mario: Oh hello SMG-
(SMG4 grabs Mario and throws him directly to his room)
SMG4: AHHHHHHHHHH
Luigi: Huh?
(Mario scratches his head whilst he sits in SMG4's room)
(SMG4 shoves Mario to his Box O' Memes)
Mario: SMG4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
(SMG4 closes his Box O' Memes by force)
SMG4: GET. IN. THERE. YOU. BITCH.
(SMG4 finally closes the box)
(Someone knocks at his door)
(SMG4 is scared)
SMG4: Huh?
(The Nintendo crew is here)
Lawyer Kong: WHERE IS HE?
(Lawyer Kong looks at the room)
SMG4: (Anxious noises) Can you see me?
(Lawyer Kong approaches him)
(SMG4 gets more anxious)
SMG4: P-please...dont...please...
(Lawyer Kong is about to grab something from his suitcase)
Mario: HOLY GOD IT SMELLS LIKE SH*T
SMG4: NO MARIO! GET BACK IN AND HIDE!
(Lawyer Kong sees Mario)
Lawyer Kong: Mario!! There you are!
Lawyer Kong: We've been looking everywhere for you!
Mario: Ah crap.
Mario: Hey Lawyer guy...
Lawyer Kong: Its been 5 years since we made Mario Odyssey
Lawyer Kong: and people have been getting pissed that there hasnt been a new Mario game yet.
Lawyer Kong: So cmon, we cant make the next game without our star!
(Mario lets go of Lawyer Kong's hand)
Mario: But...but Mario doesnt want to woooork at Nintendo,
Mario: its boooring
(Lawyer Kong gets irritated)
(Lawyer Kong shows an IP contract to Mario)
Lawyer Kong: Do you know what this is?
Mario: Toilet Paper
SMG4: Its...its an intellectual property contract
Lawyer: Very good SMG4! I can see you've done your legal research!
Lawyer Kong: It means that we at Nintendo own you and-
(Mario kicks Lawyer Kong)
Mario: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Mario passes through the bandits)
Lawyer Kong: Get that motherf*cker!
(The bandits proceed to prevent Mario from fleeing)
(The bandits throw joycons at him)
(Mario dodges the joycons)
(Mario finds a toad and throws it at Lawyer Kong)
(Lawyer Kong grabs a restraining order from his suitcase)
[RESTRAINING ORDER]
(The toad gets flung to oblivion)
(Another bandit is about to do some karate with a Wii Remote)
(The bandit hits him with the Wii Remote repeatedly)
(Mario grabs the Wii remote)
(Mario spins the string making the WIi Remote hit the bandit's balls)
(Bandit.exe has stopped working)
(Mario kicks the bandit)
(Luigi is still watering his flowers)
(Mario runs past him)
Luigi: Huh?
Luigi: WAH!
(The bandits push him off a ledge)
(The bandits corner Mario)
Mario: SMG4!! HEEEEELP
(SMG4 watches him at an edge with melancholy)
SMG4: Sorry Mario.
SMG4: Nintendo is the only entity I can't make mad.
(SMG4 sits at an empty place outside the castle and starts crying) (I feel so bad D: -CorruptedGalaxies)
Mario: STAY BACK! MARIO KNOWS KARATE!
(Mario hits a bandit)
(Unfortunately thought the bandit is made of metal)
(The bandit snaps his head)
(The bandits prevent him form moving) (if this goes on SMG4 will be depressed for life -CorruptedGalaxies)
Mario: NOOO. LET GO OF ME
(Lawyer Kong grabs an IP Ownership Act from his suitcase)
Mario: WOAAH!!
(Mario automatically flies to Lawyer Kong)
Mario: Aww man.
Lawyer Kong: C'mon Mario. We got games to make.
(SMG4 is still crying) (The https://youtu.be/uHVgOUWxFgE?t=15 -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Meggy finds him crying)
Meggy: So...
(SMG4 looks at Meggy)
Meggy: What did Mario do this time?
SMG4: Nintendos come for him
Meggy: Huh...
[SUPER MARIO WORLD LAND UNIVERSE 69 PLUS]
[PRESS START]
(The game starts)
Peach: Help me!
Bowser: (Totally antagonistic laugh)
Mario: Grrrrr!!
Mario; YAHOO
Bowser: Ha! Youll never get Peach back Mario!
Mario: YAHOO
(Mario grabs his neutral special)
Mario: WITH GUN™️!!
Miyamoto: CUT CUT CUT!!
Miyamoto: For the 1000th time
Miyamoto: NO GUNS! THIS IS A NINTENDO GAME!
Mario: AWWW BUT SMG4 LETS ME USE GUNS!
Mario: Plus Marios super safe with them!
Bowser: No, you're not.
(Mario shoots Bowser)
(Lawyer Kong shows an IP ownership act (ok -CorruptedGalaxies)
Mario: UGH MARIO HATES IT HERE!!!
Lawyer Kong: You are going to OBEY your creators Mario!
[HOLD IT!]
(Meggy is swinging on a string and immediately grabs Mario)
Lawyer Kong and Shigeru Miyamoto: OH!
Mario: WOAH! MEGGY!
Meggy: (Heroically) Need some saving once again Mario?
(Mario hits the surface as he gets swinged)
Meggy: Sorry guys!
Meggy: Mario is a free person!
(Meggy throws a splat bomb at Lawyer Kong and Shigeru Miyamoto)
Lawyer Kong: Huh?
(They finally escape from the game)
(Destruction)
(Lawyer Kong sees the destruction and Miyamoto)
Lawyer Kong: Oh nooo
(Miyamoto is upset)
(Lawyer Kong is angry)
(Meggy enters SMG4's room with Mario)
Meggy: Yo! I got Mario.
(SMG4 is sitting in his room upset not until he saw Mario)
Meggy: Looks like Meggy saves the day again.
Mario: Hello!
SMG4: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(SMG4 quickly runs to Mario and throws him out of the window)
Meggy: Uhh...What's wrong SMG4?
SMG4: MEGGY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?
SMG4: There are powers that be that we shouldnt be messing with.
Mario: Very scary.
(Mario, Meggy, and SMG4 hear someone knock on the door)
SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(SMG4 hides inside the box)
Mario: Mom? (LMFAO -CorruptedGalaxies)
Meggy: Get behind me Mario. I'll handle this.
(Meggy opens the door)
(It's Lawyer Kong) (oh god it's him smh -CorruptedGalaxies)
Meggy: Can I help you?
SMG4: (Comes out of the box) I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT PLEASE DON'T SUE MEEE!!!
Meggy: Calm down, SMG4.
Meggy: No one's getting sued.
(Meggy glares at Lawyer Kong)
Meggy: Now you better get out of here, before I MAKE you get out.
(Lawyer Kong grabs a Cease and Desist paper)
(Meggy grabs the paper and reads it)
[CEASE AND DESIST]
(Meggy suddenly becomes uncontrollable and crosses her arms as she falls on the ground)
(Lawyer Kong laughs) (How much does he cherish Miyamoto 💀 -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Lawyer Kong is about to kidnap Mario)
Mario: Noooooooo!!!!!
[Objection!]
Meggy: C-Cease and desist under w-what grounds??
Lawyer Kong; (GASP)
(Meggy is starting to gain freedom)
Meggy: (Confident) Mushroom Kingdom, act 9 clause 24
Meggy: For a cease and desist order,
Meggy: A copyright infringement must occur.
Meggy: I'm not violating anything.
Meggy: I'm just hanging out with my friend Mario.
Lawyer Kong: NANI?!
Mario: It's so cooool!
(Meggy finally regains her freedom)
Meggy: That's right!
Meggy: I went to law school!
Meggy: (Nervously) ...partially.
(Lawyer Kong is konging)
(Lawyer Kong grabs his suitcase)
(He hits it on the floor and a TON HECK of bandits get released and trap Mario and Meggy in a circle)
(A bandit grabs an item block and gets a bill blaster)
(The bullet bill hits Mario and Meggy and they get launched out of the room)
(The bandits come out of the room)
(Another bandit hits his item block on the ground and gets 2 super stars)
(Another bandit hits his item block on the ground and gets a propeller mushroom)
(Another bandit hits his item block on the ground and gets a super leaf)
(Mario and Meggy are ready for a battle)
(The bandit throws 3 super stars at Mario)
(Mario dodges it)
(Mario dodges the third star in a complex way)
(His mustache got removed)
(Mario is triggered)
(Before anotoer bandit hits him with a Koopa shell, Mario punches the bandit)
Mario: MEGGY!!!
(Mario throws the Koopa Shell and Meggy rides on it)
(Whilst riding the shell, she punches some bandits)
(Meggy grabs the item block of a bandit and hits it on his head)
(The bandit collpases)
(A flower fruit flies in the air and Mario grabs it)
(Mario proposes to a bandit)
Bandit: (Anime wow)
(Mario burns the bandit) (LOL -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Mario laughs at the bandit)
(A tanooki bandit hits him)
(Another bandit eats a mushroom and becomes larger)
(The massive bandit is about to stomp him)
(Whilst Meggy is fighting, she hears Mario screaming and attack the 2 bandits surrounding her)
(Meggy grabs a lot of mushrooms and throws it to the massive bandit)
(The massive bandit grows too much and explodes)
(Meggy helps Mario to get up)
(Mario and Meggy notice something)
(There's a TON HECK of bandits surrounding them)
(They're holding guns)
Meggy: Hey! Those aren't Nintendo items!!
(2 bandits look at each other)
(They start shooting Mario and Meggy)
Mario: Woah!
(Mario jumps onto an item block and turns into Metal Mario)
(He's immune to the bullets)
(Whilst they are shooting Mario, Meggy grabs an item block and gets a bill blaster)
(The bullets bills hit most of the bandits)
(Lawyer Kong watches the fight and gets triggered)
(Lawyer Kong goes to SMG4's room) (OH NO -CorruptedGalaxies)
(They finally killed all the bandits)
Bandit: My le... My leg-
(Mario burns him with a fireball)
(Mario and Meggy do a hi-five)
Meggy: FREEDOM FOR ALL!!!
Mario: Wahoo!! We did it! We beat Nintendo! (Hey nerds SMG4's getting sued -CorruptedGalaxies)
Lawyer Kong: (Whistle)
(SMG4 is shivering)
Lawyer: I hold here...
Lawyer Kong: ...a DMCA (AH SHET... -CorruptedGalaxies)
Meggy: OH NO..
Mario: DMCA? Whats that?
SMG4: It... it means...
SMG4: I'll have to stop making SMG4 videos...
SMG4: And this channel will cease to exist! (OH NOOOOOO -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Mario and Meggy are shocked)
Lawyer Kong: (Evil glare)
(Lawyer Kong jumps in front of Mario)
Lawyer Kong: So come with me now Mario.
Lawyer Kong: Before I have to use this...
(SMG4 starts crying again) (Damn... -CorruptedGalaxies)
(Mario feels bad for SMG4 as he cries)
(He wishes to stay, but he has no choice)
(Meggy pats Mario on the shoulder whilst she gets upset)
Mario: it's ok guys.
Mario: I will go...
Mario: I guess...
Mario: ...I'll see you all soon.
(Lawyer Kong stands in front of the door)
(Mario exits the castle)
(...)
(Meggy and SMG4 are sad)
(Mario looks at them for one last time..)
(Shigeru kicks the door and comes out of nowhere) (HWAT -CorruptedGalaxies)
Lawyer Kong: !
(Lawyer Kong gets hit by the door)
Miyamoto: Lawyer Kong! There you are!
Lawyer Kong: Oh h-hello sir! I just got Mario and-
(Lawyer Kong grabs Mario)
Miyamoto: What? Nevermind Mario!
(Miyamoto and Lawyer Kong head outside)
Miyamoto: LOOK LOOK!
(Luigi is still watering his plants)
Miyamoto: HE'S GARDENING!!!
(Miyamoto runs to Luigi)
Miyamoto: This gives me an idea...
Luigi: Huh?
(Miyamoto grabs Luigi)
MIyamoto: RELEASE MARIO AND COME WITH ME!
Lawyer Kong: But... but...
Miyamoto: I SAID RELEASE HIM!!!
Lawyer Kong: !!!
Lawyer Kong: Grrr
(He throws Mario on the ground)
Lawyer Kong: This isn't the last you've seen of me.
(Lawyer Kong runs away)
SMG4: I'm... I'm glad you could stay with us Mario
Meggy: But... but what about Luigi?
SMG4 and Mario: ...
SMG4 and Mario: Eh.
(The video fades)
(Nintendo Switch startup screen)
[SUPER LUIGI GARDENING]
[PRESS START]
(The game starts)
(Luigi casually flowers his plants)
[GOOD!]
[SICK!!]
A Rating from IGN: It has a little something for everyone!
[SMG4 Outro]