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Transcript

Video starts with Melony in space, she sees something coming to her (a blue dot blinks on her radar). She gets more scared as the blue dot gets closer every second. The blue dot is on her and it turns out to be SMG4.

SMG4: Hey, do you love space travel? Then you should check out today's sponsor: Honkai Impact 3rd, the next gen over world sci-fi game available across platforms!

Melony screams, tries to get SMG4 off her spaceship.

SMG4: Honkai Impact 3rd has so many ways to play. From mini games to exciting combat using collectibles characters called Valkyries to exploring all new places. He flies off Melony's spaceship, she realizes he's gone but also about to crash into Mars. Part two of the story is coming soon and will be set all the way on Mars, where you'll see all new, exciting landscapes and characters. (Melony crashes infront of apes, one being SMG4.) Version 6.9 introduces new story events, giving you the chance to earn tokens, treasures and outfits like in the PROMARE crossover event. Look at all these spicy five theme outfits for characters like hershelaflame shigher and Chromo Navi or check out the all new s-wing battle suit main character, Siren. She has magical girl powers and flaming uh scissors.

(Melony pats one of the apes, it dances, gives her treasure chest and bananas).

Apes: Oh banana!

SMG4: So click on the link in the description and download it today! If you use the code: PROMARE, you'll also get tons of rewards bonuses in game to explore and check out the Honkai Impact 3rd YouTube Channel on September 22rd for an update on part two. Now back to the video! SMG4 farts into the sky

Intro starts

Scene 1

Scene starts with EggDog in a tank controlled by SMG3, barking while SMG4 dresses BEEG SMG4 for a date

SMG4 (to BEEG SMG4): Hey looking good! Now you are ready for your very first date beeg SMG4!

Beeg SMG4: Uh! Mad with the outfit, he's wearing, suddenly gets fired by Eggdog cause of SMG3, SMG4 reacts

SMG4: Huh?

SMG3; (laughs) Eggdog has come to ruin your DATE!

SMG4: (gets mad) Beeg SMG4! Attack him!

Beeg SMG4: (lying on the ground) Uh!

SMG3: Ha-ha! Looks like your stupid pet... is so much more inferior... Then my Eggdog! (camera pans on Eggdog, SMG3 hugs him, camera pans on Beeg SMG4, music plays when he shows SMG3's sussy notebook, SMG3 gets shocked and realizes) MY SECRET NOTEBOOK! HOW'D YOU GET A HOLD OF THAT!?

SMG4: (Takes SMG3's sussy notebook) HAHAHA! WELL DONE LIL BUDDY! (walks off to read it) I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE WHAT'S IN HERE FOREVER! (as this line is being said he walks out of the room)

SMG3: OI!!! (runs after SMG4) GET BACK HERE!

slams door close, camera pans out on Beeg SMG4 and Eggdog alone in the room together, music stops

Beeg SMG4: GET THIS SH!T OFF OF ME!!! AHHHHHHH!!

(tries to take outfit off while screaming while EggDog goes to take a picture of Beeg SMG4, he notices and fires a ray gun at EggDog, EggDog whimpers moving the camera away, both hear an ice cream jiggle, walks to the window. Basically throughout this scene Bob is the one selling ice cream, they both get shocked EggDog gets excited and runs up to the window, gets turned into an egg yolk, whimpering and crying on the floor then uses a toy hammer to break the window)

EggDog: Any second now... Beeg SMG4 facepalms, Beeg SMG4 moves EggDog to a wall and plays music for him to to used as a drill, the next room which is the storage room shows Shroomy being attacked by Marty and some masked piantas, they fire at him offscreen.

Beeg SMG4: Boooooorrrriinnngg... They both repair the wall then Beeg SMG4 uses a magic wand

Beeg SMG4: Open Sesame! EggDog gets angry trying to use his barking to break the glass then Beeg SMG4 saying this line, showing EggDog SMG4's PC, throwing it out the window, letting both of them to get ice cream from Bob.