SMG4: Sans's First Day In Smash Bros/Transcript

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[Glitch and SMG4 Intro]

Sans: This isn't the bathroom...

(Sans appears on top of the stage)

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[GO!]

(Banjo and Link prepare to fight by screaming)

Link: (Japanese noises)

Banjo: I'm Banjo!

(Banjo hits link)

Link: My scrotums...

Mario: I'm gonna kick your ass you guys! (Grabs the Golden hammer)

(Mario smashes Banjo's head with the Golden hammer)

Mario: GOTCHA BITCH!

Banjo: I have brain damage!

(Sans jumps onto a platform and opens a portal which spits out a beach chair and popcorn)

(Sans sits on his beach chair)

Sans: Neat

(Mario gets knocked out)

Mario: Mamaf*cker!!

(Mario finds Sans behind him)

Mario: Hey, arent you that stupid pasiano from that stupid game....

Mario: Earthbound?

(Flashbacks of Mario poking Sans's eyes) (Lol -CorruptedGalaxies)

Sans: AAAAAAHHHH MEH SEXY EYE!!!!!!!

Sans: OHH GOD, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(End of Flashbacks)

Mario: That was-a lots of fun!

Sans: Yea but that was a long time ago. I dont have a

Sans: Bone (Ba Dum tss)

Sans: To pick with you anymore

Mario: I'm gay.

(Banjo approaches Link)