This is the official transcript for SMG4: She's Back!
Opening Advertisement[]
Luke: Hey everyone, we have a special announcement. Me and my boy Pepe here have got a really cool announcement for you, Meggy's show "Sunset Paradise" has just finished, um, airing, and all the episodes are out, you can go watch it now over at the GLITCH channel, isn't that right Pepe?
[Pepe starts dancing]
Luke: Look at that little dance, he's really happy.
Luke: The ending of the show is actually pretty emotional and you guys gave very positive reviews about the whole show, so thank you very much for watching and if you haven't watched it yet, I encourage you to go check it out. And to celebrate all of this, we've actually released a merch line for Sunset Paradise, we've got two really cool streetwear shirts starring Meggy and Whisk, we've got the Auri keychain, we have the Whisk plushie for all you Whisk lovers out there, (whispers) removable mask, too. (normal voice) And, we got the Lil Chonks, uh, Sunset Paradise pack starring Meggy, Auri, and Whisk, so you can add and grow to your, uh, Lil Chonk collection. Um, we've actually removed the velcro on them so you guys can stack them in your own way too. You can go check all of this out at sunsetparadise.store and there's actually a sale going on, um, 15% off the items, and yeah. It only lasts 10 days, so go check it out while it lasts, and with that, we're gonna go start the video. [gets up and leaves with Pepe and then literally dies.]
[GLITCH Productions logo]
[SMG4 logo]
Meggy: Can I have some memes?
Intro[]
(The video starts at a dock. Mario is seen choking on a floaty, which SMG4 later pulls out.)
SMG4: Mario what the hell are you doing?!
Mario: I thought it was tasty donut...
(SMG4 facepalms in disapproval.)
(The rest of the gang are also at the dock awaiting Meggy's return from Port Aurora. Tari acts all excited.)
Luigi: You look pretty excited to see Meggy, Tari!
(Tari yells at the top of her lungs in approval and excitement much to Luigi's shock.)
Shroomy: Oh golly gee I can't wait to hear about her adventures!
Boopkins: Oh I hope she had a good vacation!
Bob: She better have brought me some souvenirs!
Axol: Uh... (looks down a bit)
Melony: Axol?
Axol: I...I just really hope Meggy found whatever she was looking for.
(The S.S. Tortle honks as it approaches its destination.)
Saiko: GUYS! THE BOATS HERE!!
(Everyone's attention is gathered. The boat honks once again.)
(Tari is once again excitedly screaming to Luigi's horror.)
(Meggy steps off her boat and onto the deck.)
Meggy: Hey guys! Did ya miss me? Hehe
(Tari excitedly runs up to Meggy to hug her much to her shock.)
Mario: Welcome back!
Meggy: Thanks! Its sooo good to be back!
(Everyone walks up to Meggy to ask questions.)
Axol: How was your trip?
Bob: Did you get me a souvenir?
Luigi: Was it fun?
Shroomy: Ooh did you fight crime? Did you fight crime?
Mario: You got any food?
Boopkins: Oh did you make any friends?
SMG4: Guys, guys. Cmon. Meggy just got here! Let's go somewhere more comfortable Before she tells us more about her trip
Meggy: Oh! Why dont we go to mine?
(Mario and Bob suddenly realize the situation with her house before looking at each other.)
Mario: OOOOOOOOOO-
At Meggy's House[]
Meggy: WHAAAAAAATTT!!
(Meggy takes a look around at Bob's hotel, which was constructed while she was gone.)
Mario: Surprise! (nervously laughs)
Bob: So we may have turned your house into a profitable hotel business.
Meggy: But... where am I suppose to live?
Mario: why... IN THE BEST HOTEL IN THE WORLD OF COURSE!!!
???: THIS HOTELS FOOD SUCKS!!!
(Mario looks back as he sees someone give bad reviews of the hotel to reception.)
Spiderman: The noodles are too hard, the mashed potatoes are too sweet, it smells like a horse's ass, THE AMBIANCE IN HERE SUCKS, there's a pube in my food and MY NIPPLES ARE HARD!!!
Mario: (pulls out a shotgun) THAT'S A SHAME
(Mario attacks Spiderman much to Bob and Meggy's shock.)
(The camera then cuts to what looks like an apartment unit. Axol, Shroomy, and Mario are dancing, the latter on a caged Spiderman. Melony and Saiko are devouring pizza and fried chicken, respectively. Tari is playing Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl with Luigi and Boopkins.)
Boopkins: Oh boy, this new Smash Brothers is great!
(Meggy sits down on a couch and looks at her new room.)
Meggy: What the?
Bob: See? Isn't your room great? You still have to pay by the way.
Meggy: ...But...i liked my old house... And wheres my cat?!
(The two hear a meow. Bob later bashes one of the walls and pulls Loaf out from it.)
Bob: Here's your cat, Loaf! See? Like nothing ever happened!
(Loaf falls over before Meggy pets him.)
SMG4: BIG CHEER FOR MEGGYS RETURN!!!
(Everybody gives a big cheer as Meggy smiles.)
(The scene forwards to night time. Everyone is seated on the floor as Meggy tells the story of her adventure.)
Meggy: And then the town was saved and now, Im back here!
(Everyone is surprised.)
Boopkins: Wow Meggy you're a hero! Not that you weren't already!
Saiko: Cant escape the action wherever you go, hey Meggy?
Meggy: Yeahh, i guess haha.
Luigi: But whats next for you now ?
Meggy: Well... I was actually thinking of spending some time with each one of you and getting to know what you've all been up to! Would you guys be ok with that?
(Everyone looks at each other before agreeing.)
Bob[]
(Bob has given Meggy a look at the hotel.)
Meggy: Wow Bob! I'm actually impressed! How'd you make this place so professional?
Bob: Why I'm glad you asked Meggy! Ahem!
Ad Narrator: Here at Bob's Bed and Breakfast you'll find all our services are of the highest quality! We pride ourselves in our hygiene and care!
(An old lady sneezes, alarming the hotel and prompting authorities to beat her up and throw her out of the hotel in fear of the lady having the Coronavirus.)
Ad Narrator: And the accommodation here has been rated 5 stars by critics!
Nostalgia Critic 1: (gives a thumbs up) Hello!
Nostalgia Critic 2: (gives a thumbs up) Hello!
Angry Video Game Nerd: (gives a thumbs down) You're a poopy head!
(The Nostalgia Critics are angered and, along with even more Nostalgia Critics, start attacking AVGN.)
Nostalgia Critics: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!
Bob: Uh-oh! Gotta go Meggy! Please don't forget to give me money on your way out! (Walks up to the fight) Hey! Don't leave me out!
Tari[]
(Tari and Meggy are in a classroom.)
Meggy: You went back to school while I was gone?
Tari: No! Cause of my dentist trauma... I'm taking Spanish lessons now!
Meggy: W-what?
Swag: CHICAS, SILENCIO! No talking in my class. Today we are going to learn how to say food in Spanish! (pulls out an apple) Manzana
Tari and Meggy: Manzana
Swag: (pulls out fried chicken) Pollo frito
Tari and Meggy: Pollo frito
Swag: (pulls out a gun) Pistola
Tari and Meggy: Pistola
Meggy: Hey, this is pretty easy!
(Swag then brings in a TV and broadcasts a football game. He later commentates the game, gets excited as team /vp/ scores a goal, and expects the students to repeat his commentary.)
Tari and Meggy: Nani?!
Shroomy[]
(The setting changes to the village and the Dimitrescu house, where Shroomy introduces his aunt and nieces.)
Meggy: Wow...so you're Shroomy's auntie then?
Lady D: That's right!
Shroomy: Heh heh, my family makes no sense.
Meggy: Well...I'm sorry to hear about the bad blood you have with your uncle Doom right now.
Shroomy: Oh it's fine. You get over it you know? I'm sure Uncle Doom is doing fine too! Isn't that right, Auntie D?
(Lady D is shocked.)
Lady D: Uhhhh...
Powerpuff Girls Narrator: Lotion, Kleenex, incognito mode: These are the ingredients to create the perfect night at home! Until Doomguy accidentally introduced...cast to family room TV! And thus, divorce papers were born!
(Meggy is surprised from hearing the truth.)
Meggy: Oh.....
SMG4[]
(The camera now changes to Peach's castle. Somewhere in the basement, Meggy walks up to SMG4's door and knocks. SMG4 slightly opens the door.)
Meggy: Uhh... Hey SMG4?
SMG4: you seek the truth yes?
Meggy: I... seek some good ol 1 on 1 time with my favourite meme man?
(SMG4 lets Meggy into the room, where he has set up an altar.)
SMG4: (holding an opened Genesis Arc wiki book) So you want to know what ive been up to huh? (schemingly laughing)
Meggy: Uhhh SMG4?
SMG4: The Genesis Arc is a science-fiction horror-mystery story arc in SMG4's channel. It is the fifth major story arc in the SMG4 series after The Waluigi Arc, The Rapper Bob Arc, The Anime Arc, and The YouTube Arc. (Meggy becomes increasingly horrified as SMG4 starts levitating) It follows the mystery of the SMG's, the memes and the Zero. 7 months after the events of The YouTube Arc, we were attacked by a corrupted Morshu and taken to the Internet Graveyard where SMG3 gave the place upgrade on social life-
(As SMG4 is reading, Meggy runs away in horror.)
Axol and Melony[]
(Meggy and Axol are walking at an IKEA.)
Axol: So how are you feeling now after your vacation?
Meggy: Im definitely a lot happier now. Its like the cloudiness in my head is gone.
Axol: Im really glad to hear that.
Meggy: It's only up from here! Say... Why are we at an ikea?
Axol: Well...
(Melony jumps in and tackles Axol. She then shows him another bed.)
Axol: Haha alright. But you gotta try and not break this one. Ok?
(Melony excitedly runs up to the bed and starts having fun.)
Meggy: Say Axol... Are you and Melony... Y'know...
Axol: (blushes) Uh- no...not yet.
Meggy: Well why not?
Axol: Err...I dont think Im good enough for her
Meggy: What?! Thats so silly! Axol you're awesome, brave and really cool-
(Axol freaks out after seeing Melony somehow activate the bed's rockets.)
Melony: (chuckles) Yay!
Axol: WAIT! I HAVENT PAID FOR THAT YET!
Saiko and Boopkins[]
(Meggy is now visiting Saiko at her apartment and looking at her posters.)
Saiko: Besides binge eating KFC and playing guitar hero for 2 weeks straight. Nothings been new
(Meggy is admiringly trying to touch Saiko's Linkin Park Toads poster.)
Saiko: Woah no touchy! No touchy!
Meggy: Aww but i havent been to your house in ages Saiko!
(Meggy now tries to touch Saiko's restraining orders.)
Saiko: No touch!
(Meggy is standing in front of a pink door with a warning sign and is curious about what is behind it.)
Saiko: Never... NEVER GO INSIDE HERE!
Meggy: Aw but-
Saiko: I SAID NEVER!! THERES NOTHING IN THERE!
Meggy: Awe man... Hey boopkins said you guys wanted to show me something
Saiko: Uh...im not sure what you're talking about
(Boopkins flies in to Saiko's apartment through her balcony.)
Boopkins: Meggy! Perfect timing! I wanted to show you my song!
Meggy: Oooh! A song!?
Saiko: I thought i told you i didn't want to play your stupid song!!!
Boopkins: Aww please Saiko, its for Meggy! (makes a pleading face)
Meggy: Yeahhhh! Its for meee!
Saiko: Ugh...ok
(Saiko pulls out her guitar while Boopkins has a microphone in hand as they prepare to sing a parody of "We Are!" from One Piece. While Boopkins and Meggy are excited, Saiko is not, even wanting to die.)
Boopkins: Meggy, we missed you! We missed you so much! You're very cool and your cool, and I missed you! MEGGY! Yeah! Uh-huh! Take it, Saiko!
(Saiko does absolutely nothing.)
Boopkins: Nice!
(The song makes Meggy catch on fire while losing all but her lower body and a bone sticking out.)
Meggy: I like it!
Mario[]
(Mario and Meggy are sitting on a rooftop of a skyscraper as the sun sets.)
Mario: And then Mario ate so much spaghetti he got spaghetti aids
Meggy: hahaha, Ahh, you havent changed a bit have you Red?
Mario: Nope! What about you Meggy? What are you gonna do now that you're not depresso?
Meggy: Well Red i've decided... Im going to help people :)
Mario: Oh like a super hero? (Pulls out Spiderman from earlier at the hotel)
Spiderman: Please...let me go...
Meggy: haha, not quite... I realised the two things I enjoy the most is helping people out and sport! so thats why-
(Spiderman kicks Meggy away as he picks up Mario...)
Spiderman: I SAID LET ME GOOO!
(...and throws him off the roof, causing Meggy to jump down and rescue him. She grabs onto a Goomba who is cleaning windows and then grabs Mario's hand. The three are pulled up by the Goomba's bungee cord just as Mario is about to hit the ground.)
(Spiderman is dancing before he gets crushed by Mario landing on his back. Meggy later lands in style shortly after.)
Meggy: Thats why Im gonna become a sports teacher!
Mario: Wait a sports teacher? For splatfest?
Meggy: All sports!
Mario: Ooh you so good you got Mario confused!
Meggy: Yeah! If I want to help as many people as possible I gotta do all the sports! But first Ive gotta pass the entrance exams. Wanna help me?
Mario: Uh...does Mario have to do anything?
Meggy: You'll have to be my guinea pig for sports coaching
Mario: ...so Mario has to do sport?
Meggy: Yeah thats the idea
(The camera stars fading out.)
Mario: Pass!!
Meggy: Cmoooon Reeeed.
Mario: Fiiiine.
Meggy: yayyyyy!
(Credits roll.)
Luke: Thanks for watching guys! If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to check out Meggy's animated show Sunset Paradise! The entire season is out now over on the Glitch Productions channel. Also the new Sunset Paradise merch is out. Just head on over to sunsetparadise.store. See you next time guys!