SMG4: EVERYBODY, RUN! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
SMG4: *he has a panicked expression on his face* Guys, almost all of my money is gone!
Luigi: Oh no! How? Did someone steal it?
*cut to SMG4 playing a crane game, trying to get a Thomas the Train Engine toy*
SMG4: Without enough money, I have to make my videos at a lower quality...
Mario: Well it's a good thing nobody cares. :D
*Mario becomes Paper Mario*
Luigi: Waaa! Oh no! Help! * Luigi become a two-dimensional Mama Luigi*
*Toad is reduced to a picture of a fungus*
SMG4: Oh no...it's already spreading! Since my video quality is so low...everything's turning into paper and crap!
*Yoshi and Wario are afflicted by the low quality curse*
Mario: Oh come on, this isn't too bad...
Peach: *she is now a 8-bit sprite* Mario!, I'm feeling extra pretty today!
Mario: OH GOD IT'S HORRENDOUS! SMG4 FIX THIS! Just take Peach's money!
*Two gold coins became Monopoly money*
SMG4: Eww no! I can't use this fake ass paper money!
Mario: Don't worry, Mario will save your broke ass and get some real money!
*Mario leaves the castle, which is starting to be afflicted by the video's low quality*
*Mario sees a ? Block*
Mario: This gonna be so easy! There's a coins always lying around!
*Mario hits the block, only to discover that there's paper money inside*
*Mario sees there's a barn up ahead*
Mario: Hmm..oh! Maybe there's some coins in that barn!
*Mario investigates the barn*
Mario: Hello? Money?
*Inside the barn is Goombario and his father.*
Goompapsta: Hello there traveler! Welcome to this here barn! We're not like other goomb-
*Mario leaps on top of Goompapsta and ground pounds on him.*
Mario: Hey..there's no money coming out.
Gombario: Wow! It's the Mario! Gramps, My friend Goombs told me about him! Maybe he can help us with the rascals promblem, Granpsta!
*Hood music plays while Goompapsta shows Mario the rascals!*
Goompapsta: You see, this kids... They listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage...
*Goompapsta continues talking gibberish*
Goombario: Sorry, What he means to say is that we have these rascals that keep playing on our crops but today we turned into paper! So we don't stand a chance against them...
Mario: That's really interesting... Can I have some money now?
Goombario: They probably have money...I guess?
Mario: YEEEAH BOIII!!
Goompapsta: Hold on fella, let me teach you about how to fight!
Goompapsta: So you gotta always take turns, that's what my mama use to tell me-
*Mario singing his main theme song while killing the Rascal goombas one by one*
Goompapsta: You're suppose to TAKE TURNS, goddammit!
Goombario: Oh no, Mario! Take this!
Mario: They didn't have any money... :(
Goombario: You did it! Wow, You're amazing Mario!
Goombario: I wanna help you fix this paper mess! Pa, Can I please go with Mario??
Goompapsta: I DON'T GIVE FUCK!
Mario: Wow... You can read minds, WHAT AM I THINKING OF RIGHT NOW!?
Goombario: Uhh...I can't read minds but... judging by drooling mouth...food?
Mario: MIND BLOWN!
Mario: Hello? Money?
Kooper: Hey! Lemme out!
Koopa #1: Is he sick???
Koopa #2: He has AIDS!!!
Koopa #3: Why is he paper??
Koopa #4: Nice ass.
Koopa #5: HE'S EVIL!
Koopa #6: He's a witch!
Koopa: What's the diagnosis, Doctor?
Dr. Mario: You have AIDS (Yes, you have AIDS)
Dr. Mario: ♪ I hate to tell you, boy, that you have AIDS (You've got the AIDS) ♪
Dr. Mario: ♪ You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy-
Mario: Helllooo? Do any of you scrubs have some money?
Koopa: THAT MAN HAS IT! IT'S SPREADING!!!
Kooper: Hey can you guys set me free!!?
Mario: Can't you just slide through the holes since you're made of paper?
Kooper: ...Fuck you.
Goombario: Don't worry, We just have to explain and they'll understand!
(A tank rolls in)
Koopa: EXTERMINATE THE DISEASE!
Mario, Goombario, Kooper: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
Mario: Oh boy, more civilian fatalities. :D
Dr. Mario: You have AIDS- AHHH MY PENIS!
Goombario: Stay back...I know stuff about you!... uhh...You! You're Jeff and you used friend's toothbrush to unclog your toilet!
Jeff's friend: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
Jeff: What? No. No I don't...
Jeff's friend: Goddammit Jeff!
Yellow Ninjakoopa: Stop right there! The Koopa Bros. is here to stop you!
Black Ninjakoopa: Okay team, attack formation: ROCKET!
Mario: Mario once again protects the innocent! :D
Parakarry: Oh GOD! Everyone is DEAD!
Mario: Oh man...But I still need money... :(
Kooper: Oh! I know a fabled cave that is said to hold legendary treasure! Please let me join! I can help you retrieve things with my spin attack!
Mario: Retrieve stuff...huh?...
Kooper: Alright...Here is the infamous cave that I've heard about... I've known some people who went in but never came out... But I hated all of them so it doesn't matter. Let's go!
Goombario: *sigh*... We're lost. Aren't we...?
Mario: Whaat? pfft, hell no! Uh... Oh look! It's a map! We're saved! :D
*Mario reads the map*
Mario: See, it say right here that we're...
Mario: Okie dokie, who wants to cry with me?
Kooper: I'm sorry guys...Instead of finding treasure...I made us all lost...
Mario: Hey it's okay. No hard feelings. Mario gets lost in the bathroom all the time.
*Something approaches Mario*
Mario: TAKE THE CHILD FIRST!
Mario: Kooper! Use a special attack or something!
Kooper: I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!
Mario: Oh Hey, That's my special attack too! :D
???: WOOF! OH BOI! OH BOI! HOOOOMAN!
Chompers: Oh boy! This first time Chompers seen hooman since 1000 years!
Mario: Awww, It's a fugly looking doggy. :DD
Goombario: Wow, Apparently this Chomp is from an ancient era of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Chompers: Yeah, silly hoomans forget me, now this Chomper's home.
Mario: Hey doggy, fetch! :D
Goombario: Excuse me, Mr. Chompers. But we're looking for a fabled treasure in this cave...
Chompers: Ooh! Chompers can help! Silly hoomans forgot their savings in cave long ago! I can take you!
Kolorado (Explorer): My God. The legendary treasure of Koopa Cave... Right at my fingertips...
*Crashes right atop of him*
*Mario and rest celebrates*
Mario: We did it!
Goombario: We did it!
Kooper: We did it! (YAAAY)
Mario: Lo hicimos! We did it!- WAHH!
(SMG4's Low quality has spread further, effects began to worsen)
Goombario: Ahh! I'm feeling weird... What's happening???
Kooper: Ahh! I'm feeling it too!
Mario: Oh no! Everyone's turning into crappier versions! There's not much time left!!!
Mario: To Peach's Castle!
SMG4 (Paper): STOP RIGHT HERE!
Mario: Nooo! Not... gonna make it!
Mario: Waaahh! Whatta Ya Doing? What's goin' on here? Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Luke Lerdwichagul: *sigh* goddammit... I wish I had some money.
Mario: Hey stinky!
Luke Lerdwichagul: Oh, Mario!? What are you doing-
Luke Lerdwichagul: *gasp* Is it what I think it is? It's actual money! LET THE MEMES FLOW! I CAN MAKE VIDEOS AGAIN!!!
Mario: Ooh! Everything's back to normal!
SMG4: Hi-five! :D
Mario: GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
SMG4 proceeded to waste all his money on crane games again and became a hobo.
THE END :D